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[Crex Crex]

I can't wait for this company to go public because it's going to crash and burn half the site is just pissed off power mods and the other half of the site is literally just nothing but fetish communities
I swear there's like 60 different fetish communities for leftist weirdos who just want to be cocked by right-wing fascists
Also the messaging system doesn't work at all seriously I've had a glitch where it said you have five on red messages for like 2 months now the site runs like dog s***
Who the hell is doing any of the actual back end work because clearly it's no one

Redditors will bitch about their website collapsing for a few weeks and then move on to infest another corner of the internet where the rating system satisfies their dopamine receptors. It's the same exact shit that happened with tumblr: once porn got banned there, they all hopped on reddit and contributed to turning it into the abomination it is today. Unfortuantely, the userbase of both websites was/is internet echo chamber addicts and you're not getting rid of those.

 

[Coolio55]

I can't escape this anti-natalist shit no matter where I go.
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This is like a weepy inverse of those bing AI images of weeping women with cracked eggs on the floor.

 

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[fat kid]

That sex offender subreddit man…

You’ll never guess who hired a guy with a conviction for possession of child porn.

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A YouTuber hiring a convicted pedo! Who would have thought such a thing, lol!

Oh Reddit. The only website where someone being in prison for "possession" is probably child porn and not drugs.

 

[Absolutego]

I said gen z were retards and I'm now banned from half of the website and got a nastygram from the admins themselves.
Bitches won't even allow replies when they do it so I can call them cucks
lmao

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I said gen z were retards and I'm now banned from half of the website and got a nastygram from the admins themselves.
Bitches won't even allow replies when they do it so I can call them cucks
lmao

What do you expect? You said a no no word.

 

[Beautiful Border]

When I first read this post my immediate response was to call "bullshit!". But then I read through OP's post history and... they've been posting about this for months, on a bunch of different subreddits. Holy shit, I can't believe someone's life is this much of a fucking trainwreck.

 

[RX-78]

I said gen z were retards and I'm now banned from half of the website and got a nastygram from the admins themselves.
Bitches won't even allow replies when they do it so I can call them cucks
lmao

Welcome to retard solidarity, where every single heckin' valid neurodivergent stands arm in arm with one another to own those dang dirty chugs. What's that you say, that doing so is stupid because it means white knighting BPD, schizos, and other forms of violent mental instability that have decades of research proving these uwu smol babeis need to be on strict medication to function in society? Why, that's just not very doubleplusgood of you.

I've spiced up the syntax a little, but I can guarantee you that this is exactly what redditors think, and when you call them out on it you can get a first-hand example of why the NPC meme is thousands of years old.

 

[std::string]

It's the same exact shit that happened with tumblr: once porn got banned there, they all hopped on reddit and contributed to turning it into the abomination it is today.

Reddit has always been full of extremely degenerate sex pests. The Tumblr ban didn't move the needle that much.

I don't even know why Reddit keeps the porn subs around to be honest. The most unintentionally hilarious part of Reddit is clicking on someone's account and seeing hundreds of creepy porn comments mixed in with their normal posts about fantasy football or whatever.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

When I first read this post my immediate response was to call "bullshit!". But then I read through OP's post history and... they've been posting about this for months, on a bunch of different subreddits. Holy shit, I can't believe someone's life is this much of a fucking trainwreck.

Beat me to it. This one is fucking crazy. You're going to adopt a 20 year old TIM? WTF and you are going to divorce your husband if he won't let you? This girl definitely wants to fuck that TIM and she should just come to terms with it. Either that or she is the mom who troons out her kid except she got to skip the whole actually having a kid thing, which is icky.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Beat me to it. This one is fucking crazy. You're going to adopt a 20 year old TIM? WTF and you are going to divorce your husband if he won't let you? This girl definitely wants to fuck that TIM and she should just come to terms with it. Either that or she is the mom who troons out her kid except she got to skip the whole actually having a kid thing, which is icky.

And the icing on the cake is the huge number of redditors uncritically accepting her side of the story, telling her to dump her husband of ten years and adopt this legal adult. Absolutely no second thought given as to whether OP might be an unreliable narrator despite how bizarre the situation is on the face of it.

 

[biggnigghog]

Reddit has a heated discussion on porn

https://imgur.com/a/poRq0iJ

Seeing redditors go ape shit at each other in comments never gets old

 

[Absolutego]

Reddit has always been full of extremely degenerate sex pests. The Tumblr ban didn't move the needle that much.

I don't even know why Reddit keeps the porn subs around to be honest. The most unintentionally hilarious part of Reddit is clicking on someone's account and seeing hundreds of creepy porn comments mixed in with their normal posts about fantasy football or whatever.

It's probably because reddit staff are all coombrained themselves, I'm sure that part of the site draws next to zero revenue and God knows it generates a shitton of bad press for the site, but aside from sending Violentacrez to the shadow realm they otherwise leave it be.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

When I first read this post my immediate response was to call "bullshit!". But then I read through OP's post history and... they've been posting about this for months, on a bunch of different subreddits. Holy shit, I can't believe someone's life is this much of a fucking trainwreck.

Here's the post for people who are too lazy to click links.

I agree it seems like bullshit, I'm leaning towards it being a long running fantasy of an adult troon who still lives with their parents and imagines that some older woman will "adopt" him as his mommy and validate his nonsense and probably have sex with him too.

Although being redditors who knows, it seems like it could also be the savior fantasies of a fat older woman. Either way the story doesn't sound a lot like it actually happened.

 

[Crex Crex]

When I first read this post my immediate response was to call "bullshit!". But then I read through OP's post history and... they've been posting about this for months, on a bunch of different subreddits. Holy shit, I can't believe someone's life is this much of a fucking trainwreck.

Someone before me said that this is a troon's fantasy, but I think it's just a general attempt to farm pity points and upboats.

 

[s0mbra]

Ever notice how sometimes when you make a new burner account, it's randomly shadowbanned even if you've never made a comment on it?

Most communities have an autistic minimum karma/age/engagement requirement for posting to their subs, so you have to go out of your way to farm a bit of karma in general trash subs in order to be able to actually use most of Reddit.
Had this issue recently when I made an account for the first time in years and had to look around to see if I could figure out why. Just post/reply to comments in shit like r/cute or something for a couple days.

I use proton VPN with the default Netherlands connection and have had 0 problem after actually figuring out reddits retarded posting qualifications.

 

[Fenno McLeod]

their hateboner for children doesn't come from "hurr durr people pestering and judging them" as they like to claim,

The only people I ever see doing any pestering and judging are the childfree people. Online and irl, I have witnessed or been in so many conversations where childfree people complain about this alleged judgment, and criticize the choices and motives of people who choose to have children.

I have never seen a parent criticism a childfree person beyond maybe being a little annoying about asking when someone will have kids. But there are endless posts online about how judged childfree ppl are, how horrible children are, and how smart and what independent thinkers they are for not having kids.

 

[Whiskey]

The only people I ever see doing any pestering and judging are the childfree people. Online and irl, I have witnessed or been in so many conversations where childfree people complain about this alleged judgment, and criticize the choices and motives of people who choose to have children.

I have never seen a parent criticism a childfree person beyond maybe being a little annoying about asking when someone will have kids. But there are endless posts online about how judged childfree ppl are, how horrible children are, and how smart and what independent thinkers they are for not having kids.

I've seen it just once in my life... was when a new parent wanted to never be oncall because a childless coworker could come in easier. Was talked down from it as he didnt want to give up any kind of benefit for the extra privilege.

That's all I've ever seen though.

 

[Gondolindrim]

One of my favorite things to do when there's a semi-major polticial happening is to go on r/worldnews and watch all the armchair generals talk about military strategy. It's a beautiful mix of Call of Duty brain, pure unadulterated bloodthirst and childlike innocence.

"If we bomb this country, this country and this country, there will be peace in the region and nothing bad will ever happen again." - XxHambonexX

 

[Lone Star]

One of my favorite things to do when there's a semi-major polticial happening is to go on r/worldnews and watch all the armchair generals talk about military strategy. It's a beautiful mix of Call of Duty brain, pure unadulterated bloodthirst and childlike innocence.

"If we bomb this country, this country and this country, there will be peace in the region and nothing bad will ever happen again." - XxHambonexX

I'm pretty sure it was Reddit I saw a screencap of where a guy was sincerely suggesting we smuggle in some nukes to Ukraine to help them out. All the idiocy from that notion aside, it's concerning how much these idiots salivate at the thought of just launching nukes at a whim. They do realize nukes do more than just make a big boom, right?

Who am I kidding? Of course they don't.