Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Well he posted on reddit that he came to Casper for a rehab for alcoholism, and liked the area so much he decided to stay, so he’s at the very least a former fuckup loser.

Whether he’s actually making a genuine attempt to befriend the boglim and help with his substance abuse problems or he’s a degenerate addict looking to weasel his way into the boglight is up for debate.
I wish somebody who isn’t a retard or degenerate would befriend cobra. You can really see that’s what he longs for more than a girlfriend or an end to the dryspell is just an honest to goodness friend. So far anybody that befriends cobra there’s an ulterior motive, yes even darfliny since for him it was trying to get his own YouTube channel popular. Notice he stopped hanging out with cobra when he gave up on uploading shit? Oh of course he came back and the first time he hung out with Cobes in forever was also the first time he uploaded in forever and it was because he needed something.

You can see it pretty clearly when Mr. Green visited. He was a pretty a normal dude for cobra to hang out with and even though they only spent a short time together cobra seemed genuinely saddened to say goodbye.

NAL suicidebaiting after getting into an argument with cobes and getting blackout drunk on live.
She’s so fucking unhinged and gross. We thought she was a boglim but I’m starting to think she’s something even worse, a Gubbeat (boglim equivalent to bugbear)
 
She was screaming at people in Walmart for existing in the same aisle as her and running, because people were coming from all sides trying to run her over with their carts. Like they use to in Walmart.

She is unhinged, yes, but also - she decides to act out like that. She is extremely aggressive. She said "but I am the problem, when they're all coming for me, right?" inbetween all her cussing and being angry, because they didn't have her shrimps and not enough Parmesan.
Like, they had lidurly nothing in that whole fucking Walmart. So cooking was called off.
She's not a victim of an illness, she is able to execute normal behavior, when it suits her. It's part of her game.
I genuinely think thats something she is doing to gain attention, from paypigs and cobes.
She forms herself after him. She's aiming to be the perfect counterpart for him.
All these similarities are no coincidence, they are put on for a purpose.
She's clearly acting for attention and anyone giving her money is a fool.
Or a troll. They gave her money to buy booze, after she whined about it for a while, so her grift works. They know what will happen.
 
TBF, his neighbor really should've lurked the subreddit a lot more before going public. Or KF for that matter but most people don't know we exist outside of pro troon circles. Either way it's sad seeing the a-logs trying to drag him down for not fucking with Cobra.
These people are so mad at a toddler online that they can’t even tolerate his neighbour harmlessly having a beer with him and probably providing some positive force in his life. There’s a weird, semi-unspoken attitude that Cobra is such an evil cretin that he should die alone and preferably poisoned by alcohol, I will never understand what kind of mental
illness pushes someone to that point. They must be these embarrassing, disheveled people with nothing to lose and too much investment in some guy in Wyoming.
 
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Boy really looks like an overgrown toddler without the facial hair

Also I wish he would keep his stomper out of frame with that black talon, I'm tryin to eat here BOY
 
She was screaming at people in Walmart for existing in the same aisle as her and running, because people were coming from all sides trying to run her over with their carts. Like they use to in Walmart.

She is unhinged, yes, but also - she decides to act out like that. She is extremely aggressive. She said "but I am the problem, when they're all coming for me, right?" inbetween all her cussing and being angry, because they didn't have her shrimps and not enough Parmesan.
Like, they had lidurly nothing in that whole fucking Walmart. So cooking was called off.
She's not a victim of an illness, she is able to execute normal behavior, when it suits her. It's part of her game.

She forms herself after him. She's aiming to be the perfect counterpart for him.
All these similarities are no coincidence, they are put on for a purpose.

Or a troll. They gave her money to buy booze, after she whined about it for a while, so her grift works. They know what will happen.
She is 100% a troll. No way she would pin this comment unironically. She is simply playing a part while also being an extremely unhinged lunatic.
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Boy really looks like an overgrown toddler without the facial hair

Also I wish he would keep his stomper out of frame with that black talon, I'm tryin to eat here BOY
No collar! Hallemotherchrischanfuckinglujah. He doesn't look any better...

No collar. No facial hair. Gay pirate shirt.

Ninja turtle mode, ACTIVATE!

He seems miserable just interacting with nakedandtarded online. Shudder to think how bad it would be in person. Ugggghhhh.
 
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Boy really looks like an overgrown toddler without the facial hair

Also I wish he would keep his stomper out of frame with that black talon, I'm tryin to eat here BOY
When he shaves he looks like a dirty Jason Genova with a skullet, which is funny because that's one of the rare people with an even lower IQ than Jord. But at least the piss lord can blame his brain damage on his multiple car accidents instead of exposure to duster and paint fumes.
 
I don’t know if guy deserve to get shit on yet.

Lotta new watchers come here with ‘we could save him if X’! This guy probably is thinking the same thing except he lives down the hall.

Also, just because he lives in the same shithole as Cobes doesn’t make him a fuck up or a loser.
From what I remember when this guy first popped up he was saying that he was an "ex" alcoholic that got clean. He seemed entirely unhinged and unintelligent from the way he typed though. I got a street prophet kind of guy vibe where he repeats shit he heard in group therapy like it's revolutionary information for anyone other than the junkies he is used to being around. He does seem pretty unhinged though, he was getting in tons of petty arguments in that thread he originally posted over the most basic comments.
 
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