Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Sicko Hunter said:
Cobes looks fucking awful with no facial hair. You can see the grotesque frog face he got from his mom (not FAS) and it really makes clear how ugly he actually is.
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Ironically I think he looks better with no head hair. Well, not much better.
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Imagine being some left-behind Roman in Britain in the early 5th century and this goof ball's ancestor shows up to shake you down for all the wine in your villa.
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Saunders is more common in the South East - i.e. a fully Norman occupied area, his family where essentially brought along to keep the other Norman imports going - Saunders literally means "Son of Alexander" In Norman Franc, and later became a peasant name, some later generations moved north to regain influence to Scotland as they fell out of favour with the English Crown but didn't really amount to much, and got merged with or absorbed with other clans in Scotland with the name being given to lesser sons of 3rd tier houses.

The reality is Cobes and Clint just had an ancestor around 1600 called Alexander when clan names fell out of use at Court and where given old Patronims to use by level of importance.

Essentially Saunders can be considered English with Scotland saying "We call you master but do not grant you a seat at the council" but this isn't a Scottish Lerd saying it more like a Mayor saying it to his wifes adopted nephew.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Saunders is more common in the South East - i.e. a fully Norman occupied area, his family where essentially brought along to keep the other Norman imports going - Saunders literally means "Son of Alexander" In Norman Franc, and later became a peasant name, some later generations moved north to regain influence to Scotland as they fell out of favour with the English Crown but didn't really amount to much, and got merged with or absorbed with other clans in Scotland with the name being given to lesser sons of 3rd tier houses.
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So a good smelling Goth dude might have shaken them down, the Southeast was the most Romanized part of Britain.
Phalanges Mycologist said:
The reality is Cobes and Clint just had an ancestor around 1600 called Alexander when clan names fell out of use at Court and where given old Patronims to use by level of importance.

Essentially Saunders can be considered English with Scotland saying "We call you master but do not grant you a seat at the council" but this isn't a Scottish Lerd saying it more like a Mayor saying it to his wifes adopted nephew.
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I just love how when everyone immigrated to America they just went "what the fuck, whatever" and all of this stuff stopped having any meaning. Middle class jamokes that never amounted to anything became elite planters and politicians (like the Lee family) .
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I don't know who said it but - Every King has a slave as an ancestor and every slave has a king, after 3 or 4 generations especially today it means essentially nothing.
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Harvard College (now University) has a really fascinating history around this, for nearly 140 years after its foundation students were ranked in the buttery based upon the nobility of their parents and fellow-commoners were able to dine at the high table with the tutor. In 1773, it changed to alphabetical order.

But in any case this Anglo-Norman goof ball wasn't part of any of this.
 
Was curious about how much he's paying to customize these two $2.99 items. +$6.38 per item just in add ons.
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It's gotta be hard for the taco bell employee to fit all of this shit into 1 taco while still making room for the complimentary boogers and spit.

Edit: forgot the guacamole +$0.49
 
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bonified retard said:
Was curious about how much he's paying to customize these two $2.99 items. +$6.38 per item just in add ons.
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It's gotta be hard for the taco bell employee to fit all of this shit into 1 taco while still making room for the complimentary boogers and spit.
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He just can't order or prepare food as-is. It goes against the very core of his autism. I've also played around with Taco bell's custom orders when I was bored at work a couple times and it's amazing he makes this already overpriced slop even more expensive.
 
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bonified retard said:
Was curious about how much he's paying to customize these two $2.99 items. +$6.38 per item just in add ons.
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It's gotta be hard for the taco bell employee to fit all of this shit into 1 taco while still making room for the complimentary boogers and spit.

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The add-on price of the steak and chicken would get him one more taco for each one he ordered.
 
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Agares said:
He just can't order or prepare food as-is. It goes against the very core of his autism. I've also played around with Taco bell's custom orders when I was bored at work a couple times and it's amazing he makes this already overpriced slop even more expensive.
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Sucks YFS didn't ask Clint to elaborate more on this in the interview. I'd love to know the origin of this specific quirk. So many of his core autistic obsessions have funny origins like buzzy the knowledge bug, or getting into smoking because of 101 Dalmatians.
 
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bonified retard said:
Sucks YFS didn't ask Clint to elaborate more on this in the interview. I'd love to know the origin of this specific quirk. So many of his core autistic obsessions have funny origins like buzzy the knowledge bug, or getting into smoking because of 101 Dalmatians.
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The origin story of all his 'tisms was the best part of Part 1 of the Bitesize docuseries. Or as I call it, Boglim Begins.
 
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