Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 133 38.6%

  • Total voters
    345
Blah blah blah, jesus this, jesus that, jesus plus four. Take your sermon to mount sinai and shut the fuck up. Balldo and our wife are about as religious as my left nut so its fucking pointless to argue about how they're "no true christians". See below:
It’s funny how internet atheists come out of the woodwork no matter where you are to come and tell you how “Jesus isn’t real blah blah “
Just admit that you’re afraid of Hell and the possibility that relentless hedonism is going to destroy your soul. If you do that, you’re leagues ahead of our Jew faced lolcow fiend
 
Could be that our wife was never into the christian mythos, she was just peer pressured into it by her family. Shacking up with (((balldo))) allowed her to rid herself (mostly) of her socio-religious obligations. I know many people who went through this story arc, though it happens more often in men than in women.

It's been documented in this thread that both Rekieta and our wife were very much into Christianity and active church members prior to Nick's sharp rise in popularity on YouTube. This was documented through family Facebook accounts which were archived about 1,800 pages ago.
 
Exactly. The expected reply to a compliment like that is "Thank you, I am very fortunate to be able to grow old with this woman, the mother of my five wonderful children... yadda yadda yadda."

Instead, he looked like he was about to break into tears, and started talking about the benefits of prenuptial agreements (simultaneously implying he doesn't have one with her).

It just screams that he's looking to get out, she's looking to get out, or some combination of the two. I just can't tell which because Kayla is such an enigma. Regardless, it certainly wasn't the answer of a happily married man. It was rather uncomfortable to listen to, to say the least.



I didn't do a parody of Komm Susser Tod, if that's what you're asking. Clairebear played it as an outtro on one of her streams over the following image.

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I liked it so much, I screen capped it ,and have been rocking it as my avatar for about a year now.

Every once in a while, somebody will message me and be all like "Is... is that an ass?" @AltisticRight apparently saw my avatar for months, but didn't pick up that he was looking at Rekieta's bottle ass. Fun times. :story:
No not that. There needs to be a Deep Fake AI cover of Nick singing Komm Susser Tod. It would go perfectly with his current situation with the Rumble non renew and shit superchat numbers.

You can (not) Lawsplain
 
About whether or not Nick or Kayla is the one who started pushing for the cuckolding (they are likely both equally fucked up perverted freaks), it's important to keep in mind that way back in 2019 Kayla approached Drex to set up a bulldozing for her without telling Nick. Drex had to warn him about it after the fact, which he did in an expectedly niggardly fashion by trying (and failing) to hint at it subtly during a livestream instead of in private, and making it too obvious what he was talking about.

Could be, but I wouldn’t take anything on Drexel’s word.

It's been documented in this thread that both Rekieta and our wife were very much into Christianity and active church members prior to Nick's sharp rise in popularity on YouTube. This was documented through family Facebook accounts which were archived about 1,800 pages ago.

Kayla’s faith seemed to be more genuine though, as displayed on her Pinterest & heavy church involvement, among other things. Nick was only playing the role.

Plot twist: what if the "chiropractor" she visits weekly is the BBC she's taking?

That would be a pretty fucked up & horrifying turn as it was an appointment for the whole family, children included.
(Can’t say why the whole family needed a chiropractor, might be more of Kayla’s woo bs, its a thing in certain crunchy mom groups, or maybe Nick made it up)
 
After everything that we’ve seen from Nick, I can’t agree with this view.
Everything with Nick came after "The worst day of his life." in the stream that day he mentions that he has some hard choices to make. when he came back after a short break he still hadn't made the decision and said that thing weren't much better. A little later during the infamous "Fuck it, I'll sign your tits!" Mandy stream is when he made his decision. Note that before saying that he'd sign her tits he mentioned how Kayla would love her. The "fuck it" part of his rant to me is when he decided to cave in to Kayla. So I respectfully disagree.
For the sake of argument, say she is the cause of the swinging nonsense. The state of their marriage sliding out of control still lies with Nick. As the husband, the man, the head of household & the sole source of income, he holds the power.
This is actually my take as well. I think she wanted it and only realized later that she did not when Nick started getting into it himself. Another key piece of evidence of it being her idea is his "I will be us" tattoo. Which he specifically said had deep significance to him and her. I know it's unpopular to think that Nick hasn't changed at all but I think he has significantly. We all have our demons we face, Nick likely had these ones before all of this, the difference was he faced them. Now he is subject to them.

One of my first posts on these matters in this thread was directed at Nick, telling him that it was his responsibility as a husband to say no to things that will destroy their relationship.

Nick failed as a husband and a father in my view worse than if he was the one pushing it and was simply wearing a mask the whole time. Philosophically I believe that "He who sins against the greater light (light being knowledge here) receives the greater condemnation.

So yeah Nick is deserving of everything that is happening, but in my view so is Kayla. The kids are the only innocents.
 
One of my first posts on these matters in this thread was directed at Nick, telling him that it was his responsibility as a husband to say no to things that will destroy their relationship.
If this is indeed what happened, I almost feel for him. Had a similar sit...but I'm not a swinging cuck. Granted I don't have a rumble deal so ya know, win some lose some.
 
What the hell happened to this guy? He used to be the Wholesome Chungus Law guy in the sektur; but now he's the swinging Balldo Lawyer, such a sad state!
I remember his peak when he was covering the Rittenhouse trial, seemed like a good, based guy at the time. Its been disappointing to watch his spiral into degeneracy. *sigh*Dude is now flirting with men while married to his wife with kids. There are unsettling undertones that suggest the Gay90s party may have be more serious than in jest.
 
It’s funny how internet atheists come out of the woodwork no matter where you are to come and tell you how “Jesus isn’t real blah blah “
Just admit that you’re afraid of Hell and the possibility that relentless hedonism is going to destroy your soul. If you do that, you’re leagues ahead of our Jew faced lolcow fiend
Id rather not shit up this thread with arugments on theology, so Ill make it quick and concise; to be afraid of your hell Id have to believe in your god. I dont, so your imaginary hell doesnt bother me either. If youre interested in spewing your bullshit, @ me on my wall or in my DMs. Or better yet; dont, because neither one of us is going to convince the other through argumentation anyway.

It's been documented in this thread that both Rekieta and our wife were very much into Christianity and active church members prior to Nick's sharp rise in popularity on YouTube. This was documented through family Facebook accounts which were archived about 1,800 pages ago.
So then whats the prevailing theory on why they 180°d and are now going full hedonist? Demonic possesion? A prolonged acid trip? One too many atheist experience clips on youtube?

One does not simply go from attending church to drowning in drugs (alcohol, CBD, whatever else our wife shoves down her gullet when the Jamaicans are busy), getting gay in a hot tub, or hosting swinger orgies.

I reckon they were christians in name only at best, which to be perfectly honest describes most christians. They still are! That was my whole point; it wasnt that they didnt claim they were or that they never went to church, it was that they did so for the social aspects of it more so than any sincerely held beliefs in god. If its as I suspect, that would explain why they could cut that out of their lives when balldo made it to league of famous e-daddies and starting making bank; they no longer needed the support nets because they could throw cash at every problem, including their yearning to find something that fulfilled them when and where their god didnt.
 
I remember his peak when he was covering the Rittenhouse trial, seemed like a good, based guy at the time.
Rittenhouse was like an event horizon for Nick. He went from doing informative, fairly entertaining trial coverage with tonnes of guests and raking in cash...to interviewing Kyle himself and asking if he was into 'dick-girls'.
 
He's sick from the weekend. "Sick".

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Charitably speaking, maybe this is because Nick is partying like he's in his 20's and refusing to admit that he's fucking OLD.

Alternatively, he can't sit down.

Plot twist: what if the "chiropractor" she visits weekly is the BBC she's taking?
"Back Breaking Cockropractors, fulfilling all your degenerate fantasies and back adjustment needs! Ask Ricardo and Romaine about our two for one special!"
 
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Rittenhouse was like an event horizon for Nick. He went from doing informative, fairly entertaining trial coverage with tonnes of guests and raking in cash...to interviewing Kyle himself and asking if he was into 'dick-girls'.
That was the last time I watched his streams, and pretty much down hill from around there judging by the following embarrassment of getting himself involved with Monty and Eric July, the whole locals/discord parasocial thing, crashing his car and being a drunk retard.

I remember the LegalBytes thing, and I admit that the whole Professional LawTube™ Community shit was gay and cringe. But this is gay and cringe at the opposite side.
 
That was the last time I watched his streams, and pretty much down hill from around there judging by the following embarrassment of getting himself involved with Monty and Eric July, the whole locals/discord parasocial thing, crashing his car and being a drunk retard.
I can't remember if the Depp or Rittenhouse trial came first, but whichever was most recent was the last time I watched Nick. I remember Null talking about his first Rittenhouse interview, about the dick-girl stuff and how generally unprepared he was, and that really soured me on him. It all seemed so childish and a massive whiff on what should have been an incredible get for his channel.

Of course that was just the tip of the iceberg compared to what's came since, but it was the first time I recall where it really seemed to me like Nick was losing control.
 
I can't remember if the Depp or Rittenhouse trial came first, but whichever was most recent was the last time I watched Nick. I remember Null talking about his first Rittenhouse interview, about the dick-girl stuff and how generally unprepared he was, and that really soured me on him. It all seemed so childish and a massive whiff on what should have been an incredible get for his channel.

Of course that was just the tip of the iceberg compared to what's came since, but it was the first time I recall where it really seemed to me like Nick was losing control.
The interview was after Depp v Heard and the Rittenhouse trial was before the Heard trial
 
Imagine being 40 and joking like this. Me and my friends did this shit when we were 18 back in like 2002 when it got you pussy because it was still edgy. What a shitshow.
When I was younger like that and in my 20s people also joked about things they really wanted to do, like swinging and sharing girlfriends. Bunch of teenage brained adults is all these people are.
 
considering how big his Rumble audience apparently is.
I’ve said it before, but I don’t believe anyone is actively doing well on rumble. Like If Crowder’s show was doing as well as they allege, why does he still have to broadcast to YouTube at the same time? You can argue it’s to bring eyes to Rumble, but I highly doubt that’s the case.
YouTube is a massive money sink for Google, we all know this. There’s no way rumble isn’t a massive money sink especially when they’re willing to waste money on people like Leafy and Nick. plus, Mixer already showed us that buying well known talent wasn’t enough to save a platform.
Part of me thinks that Rumble is either a side op for something like Candid was, or it’s just money laundering. Either way, something isn’t adding up
 
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