🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

If Ralph gets WASTED in Mexico, he will die before MrMetokur.

That would make Jim very happy.

I'm happy for Ralph to never change, but for him to change his setting every few years as he evades taking responsibility for fairly minor crimes, and paying bills. He's forever going to be in a self enforced exile, and it's FUNNY.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm happy for Ralph to never change, but for him to change his setting every few years as he evades taking responsibility for fairly minor crimes, and paying bills. He's forever going to be in a self enforced exile, and it's FUNNY.

You misunderstand. He didn't flee anything he left Mexico because it's based and far superior to the US. And he wasn't going to flee Mexico he was considering going back to the US because it's based and far better than Mexico. No matter where he goes it's always because he's actually winning and not because anything bad has happened to him.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Oh right no mexican cartelfugees will make their way into US for that $$$ bounty on Ralph.

It's virtually impossible for a mexican to get into US and out, without a trace.

 

[Braphamut]

You misunderstand. He didn't flee anything he left Mexico because it's based and far superior to the US. And he wasn't going to flee Mexico he was considering going back to the US because it's based and far better than Mexico. No matter where he goes it's always because he's actually winning and not because anything bad has happened to him.

Y'UNNASTAND? Countries are bishes. Dey fite each utha' fer the rite to carry mah incredibly large financial burden on da citizens.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

Y'UNNASTAND? Countries are bishes. Dey fite each utha' fer the rite to carry mah incredibly large financial burden on da citizens.

Don't forget them having the honor of paying for and supporting his children as he spreads the ralpha-seed far and wide.

 

[BoomerPrime]

If Ralph gets WASTED in Mexico, he will die before MrMetokur.

That would make Jim very happy.

I don't think Jim would celebrate Ralph's death. It'd mean one less major trashfire for him to laugh at and a serious reduction in retardation he can monetize.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You misunderstand. He didn't flee anything he left Mexico because it's based and far superior to the US. And he wasn't going to flee Mexico he was considering going back to the US because it's based and far better than Mexico. No matter where he goes it's always because he's actually winning and not because anything bad has happened to him.

It’s really incredible how Ralph can pull out a mysterious win no matter the circumstance or contradiction.

 

[AnOminous]

It's virtually impossible for a mexican to get into US and out, without a trace.

That Biden Wall has completely stopped illegals from crossing the border.

 

[AmazingEagle]

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Tweet: https://twitter.com/FaithVickers01/status/1752122006672380213
Archive: https://archive.is/1KMs1


PIGGERTITS PUT HANDS ON HER.. OH BOY. THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING.

EDIT: MORE INCOMING
EDIT 2: LMFAO MY FIRST NULL EDIT

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Faith has published a video recording of their exchange.

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EDIT 3: Added Ralphs Twitter Space where he is a scared bitch.

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[Terfatron]

That is the classic 13 - 56 pic of Ralph.

He simultaneously looks 13 and 56 in that pic

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Such a cutiepie

 

[McSneaks]

Ralph is just asking to get his ass beat and murdered by the cartels if this is true. As Null has stated, when you are a man in another country you do not lay a hand on the women in those countries as the men and drug gangs there will brutally murder you and post the video of it happening on LiveLeak for all to see. Ralph you colossal fucking retard.

Calm down edgelord no one is kidnapping and murdering americans who slap whores

 

[porkWellington]

Assuming this isn't an op from Kinochet, lmfao



I thought Pantsuela was on her way out of the Sektur after talking with Ralph yesterday. It's good to be wrong.

 

[Near]

Assuming this isn't an op from Kinochet, lmfao

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I thought Pantsuela was on her way out of the Sektur after talking with Ralph yesterday. It's good to be wrong.

At least confirm it yourself before you repost what this faggot has to say.

 

[Fannyscum]

I have a feeling Elaine's tenure as Killstream co host will be short lived:

Xeet | Archive

 

[You're MDNWU]

At least confirm it yourself before you repost what this faggot has to say.

It's real, just looked. Edit for pic.

 

[CringeMomma]

LOL Deni is ALREADY tired of Ralph blowing up her phone. LFG.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I like where this is going

 

[Hüftpriester]

IG hoes can’t keep a ralphamale down. Unless that bitch wants to get slapped.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph needs to double-down and correct the record on having done nothing wrong and making sure Pantsuela knows. He needs to be urgently reaching out to her in any way he can. Pantsuela's being fed lies by a horse and a meth head. Ralph needs to correct the record now, before they get to Deni.

It's a race Ralph, you have to get to Deni before Pantsu and Faith.

 

[Fornicario]

LOL Deni is ALREADY tired of Ralph blowing up her phone. LFG.

Holy fuck. I've heard of the terribly insecure men who fall in love with hookers. Russell Greer for example. I've never seen it happen in real time. Jersh, bless you for giving me box seats to this absoultely delightful white trash Telemundo.