can you go read a romance novel, or knit something with your cat's hair, or drink an entire box of wine, or go see a taylor swift concert, or whatever it is that neurotic women do to calm themselves? you have something you need to work out and i don't know what it is, but there has to be better ways than whining all over kiwi farms
Well I am busy making nuclear warheads with @Onni Kalsarikännit and maybe @KittyGremlin wants to help source minerals with us, but literally, lol. She still won't fuck you.
Maybe if you combed your fucking hair, they'd stop confusing it with their nests.
That does not deter the small chaos dinosaur, he cannot be stopped
We'll never know now, he is kill
I hope it poops on your head.
that is the gayest way i think i have ever seen someone refer to a bird
She knows it is bigoted to reject my black trans dick so she'll submit to me in the end....
No one on this entire site can stop themselves from
He does that all the time, when you have a bird you accept getting pooped on or perish.
They look like oversized maggots and the noises they make make me want to punt them.
I'm gay
Truth. I saw a maybe 7lb newborn at my parish on Sunday and I just was like awwww. She was so adorable. I was happy the whole liturgy.
Newborns are particularly repulsive IMO. They look like scrotum maggots and they sound unholy.
Still in the onesies or did the parents upgrade her to the little shoes? I remember as a new born I had a lot of Jewish (Hanukkah whatever) clothes in the pictures, I’m not Jewish though they were just donations or cheap clothes.
