Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Sugriva said:
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By some curse of my autistic subconcious I read this as "Patrick Tomboyson" and I now need to fucking kill myself to excise the mental images of a qt tomboy fatrick gf out of my skull

EDIT: If any of you depraved AI art maniacs see this post, please do not test the limits of just how far the robots will put up with our shit by ordering a dozen tomboy fatrick glamour pics. I genuinely dont wanna be the guy who winds up indirectly causing a skynet-judgement day scenario to unfold solely due to machine-trooning man of pig
 
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Judge Holden said:
By some curse of my autistic subconcious I read this as "Patrick Tomboyson" and I now need to fucking kill myself to excise the mental images of a qt tomboy fatrick gf out of my skull
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That's Fatrick astrally projecting back to prevent you from finishing your tulpa project. Keep going.
 
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Swear to fucking god if my tulPat winds up being a tomboy Im gonna start skinning myself
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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AnOminous said:
Never make tulpas. This always ends up badly even when it's something normal like a Jackie Chan tulpa. Nothing good can come from this.
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Never thought I'll see a Jackie Chan tulpa reference in Patrick's thread of all places.
But hey, better a Jackie Chan tulpa than Jackie Singh tulpa. He wouldn't fuck you over this badly.
 
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FinnSven said:
I hope he knew and was complicit.

And Jackie rats him out to try and save her own shitskin.
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Jackie LARPing for herself - meh, whatever. Jackie including Patrick in the LARP? Now THAT gets to stack Patrick in as a conspirator. Because part of the LARP involves crypto - now loop Jackie's crypto baby daddy as a different conspirator due to self-IDing as a crypto expert. Because Patrick is named now Wisconsin has a shot at jurisdiction. Soliciting a felony, criminal conspiracy, fraud...the felony prizes just go on and on when one plays stupid games.

Go read Wisconsin criminal statutes. 968. Now look at 968.01(2) and (3). But don't tell the pests about it.

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Oh my god what the actual fuck is goin on here....
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Guys.....i think my tulPat experiments may be weakening the walls of reality because it appears that a COMPLETELY unrelated schizo has just declared jihad on fatrick after being baited by a stalkerchild....and her FIRST WORDS to fatrick are "stalker/child"

Nigga I aint got enough rum for this shit right now.... someone scout out this shaniqua's account to figger out what the fuck is going on, im going to bed
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh my god what the actual fuck is goin on here....
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Guys.....i think my tulPat experiments may be weakening the walls of reality because it appears that a COMPLETELY unrelated schizo has just declared jihad on fatrick after being baited by a stalkerchild....and her FIRST WORDS to fatrick are "stalker/child"

Nigga I aint got enough rum for this shit right now.... someone scout out this shaniqua's account to figger out what the fuck is going on, im going to bed
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Judge Holden said:
Guys.....i think my tulPat experiments may be weakening the walls of reality because it appears that a COMPLETELY unrelated schizo has just declared jihad on fatrick after being baited by a stalkerchild....and her FIRST WORDS to fatrick are "stalker/child"

Nigga I aint got enough rum for this shit right now....
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You must keep going. We WILL win Lolcow of the Year 2024 at ANY cost, no matter if it causes ███████████ and the complete collapse of █████████ with additional ███████.
 
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Creative Username said:
You must keep going. We WILL win Lolcow of the Year 2024 at ANY cost, no matter if it causes ███████████ and the complete collapse of █████████ with additional ███████.
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BMJ is going to repeat the same seven minute highlight video all year and win.
 
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Frying pan27 said:
There was a post on here at about the midway point of the month that Fat had included 'Enjoy prison' in tweets over 1500 times. I am curious if he passed the 3k mark for January.
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Alas, he didn't quite.
By my count, he tweeted "Enjoy prison" 886 times from the 18th to the 31st, giving Patty a total of 1,902 invitations to prison for January. (including those weirdly worded ones where he doesn't explicitly say 'Enjoy prison')

Assuming it takes Pat 10 seconds to type each and every reply (because his fingers are just as fat as him), that equals over 5 hours straight of replying to his toilet on Twitter. Now, if only he had invested that time into writing more mediocre science fiction that nobody will read...
 
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Clusterfuckk2 said:
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But it’s a banger

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Every time I think one of my stupid AI generations is a waste of time, somebody goes and makes it piece of art like this with it.

I need to catch up with my AI shitposting - these guys need more material to work with, that was a banger! I've been busy as hell lately with real life, but I'll be back to make more compromising images soon.
 
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