Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I think that's part of his edgy persona.
It's all just chuuni syndrome. The guy's a big softy.
I would agree if it stopped at him just making up stories about being a tough wizard boy and flexing his muscles., maybe saying some edgy boy things on the internet but he has had very candid moments where he's threatened to stab bartenders and his friend's sister and he's stabbed things around his house in anger. The sex doll is just another thing altogether, it's bad enough that you'd get one but that you'd fuck it and in your frustration destroy it, then cut it's face off with a knife and keep the face.

I don't think he's evil or anything but something ain't right with that boy on a number of levels and this is a dark layer I don't really think we're talking about.
 
I think that's part of his edgy persona. Remember this goober filmed a video where he sat in the dark for an entire hour laughing evilly as a thunderstorm was raging, going "Bwahaha yes, this thunderstorm is most pleasing. Yes. Thunderstorms. This thunderstorm that I conjured with my magic. Do you like thunderstorms? I like thunderstorms like this one that I conjured bwahaha."
It's all just chuuni syndrome. The guy's a big softy.
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When you start to see this stuff pop up over and over it gives you a good indication that just below the surface this goober has dark, dark thoughts regularly that he tries to hide. It’s what leads me to believe he has some sort of strange intruding thoughts about rape.

Yea he's got a dark side to him, he does think the world owes him on some level and he'd be justified in taking what he's owed he's just totally ineffectual with everything in his life to the point he will fantisise of getting one over on some stand in for the universe but chicken out.

The guy's a big softy.

Nha he's soft, but he's a coward - He like to think he's big an tough but he's meek and cowed by life. He lives in a world he can't really understand or process and retreats back into substance abuse as an emotional cushion because it all makes sense then, but he understands it less and less at time and abuse continues.
 
Yea he's got a dark side to him, he does think the world owes him on some level and he'd be justified in taking what he's owed he's just totally ineffectual with everything in his life to the point he will fantisise of getting one over on some stand in for the universe but chicken out.



Nha he's soft, but he's a coward - He like to think he's big an tough but he's meek and cowed by life. He lives in a world he can't really understand or process and retreats back into substance abuse as an emotional cushion because it all makes sense then, but he understands it less and less at time and abuse continues.
His ego went through the roof when he beat up a drunk Floorlord. I think that's when he started saying all that shit about his retard strength could really fuck someone up. Niggah walks like a fucking toddler and he's trying to come off as a hard ass.
 
The sex doll is just another thing altogether, it's bad enough that you'd get one but that you'd fuck it and in your frustration destroy it, then cut it's face off with a knife and keep the face.
Maybe I'm wrong here but I never thought there was a deeper meaning to him destroying the sex dolls. I think after he busted in them he felt a strong wave of embarrassment for doing it and in a rage cut it up with a knife. I think he might have realized the intention the trolls had sending it to him and got frustrated. Also fun sized Felica was super tiny and I imagine the "sex" was really awkward and didn't feel great to Cobes.
 
Maybe I'm wrong here but I never thought there was a deeper meaning to him destroying the sex dolls. I think after he busted in them he felt a strong wave of embarrassment for doing it and in a rage cut it up with a knife. I think he might have realized the intention the trolls had sending it to him and got frustrated. Also fun sized Felica was super tiny and I imagine the "sex" was really awkward and didn't feel great to Cobes.
Didn't he keep the face? Seems a bit fucked up.


got new phone toobs twu, camera not covered in grease and cum yet
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Maybe eat a peach if you like the taste of the Busch peach so much, you fucking mong. Hell, maybe a mango and an orange too. That way he won't get scurvy.
 
Supposedly the boy got logged out of his youtube account after trying to clear his search history, but says it will be resolved tomorrow when he gets his new phone. Sounds like the issue is he doesn't remember his login info, which is the same problem he has every time he gets a new phone. Last time he had to have apple reset his password it was a "2 week process". Nimrod nimrod nimrod.
wtf why would he be deleting his search history on youtube? smells like bullshit to me buuut I digress

got new phone toobs twu, camera not covered in grease and cum yet
betting this phone will last 3 months tops
 
He's had that superpower for awhile
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Satan must be playing a joke on Cobes if he gave him that crazy retard strength, only for him not to use it to lift weights or maybe show his prowess in some kind of sport. The wasted potential. Satan is going to be mighty furious when Cobes shows up in Hell, and he discovers one of loyal followers only used that strength to open alcoholic beverages.
 
Thing about multi-organ failure is that it's almost always a single organ that goes and then takes the others with it, sometimes within minutes. A problem with the heart or lungs will deprive all the other organs of oxygen, causing them to fail too. Failure of the liver or kidneys will flood the bloodstream with toxins that would usually be filtered out, poisoning all the other organs and causing them to call it quits. Don't think of it as multiple organs spontaneously going together, think of it as a very rapid failure cascade.

As others have said, long-term heavy drinkers can stay barely alive for decades. But huffing duster can kill you dead in seconds, you risk instant death every time you use it - the "high" is an adrenaline surge, basically the brain's panicked response to being deprived of oxygen (being drunk is actually similar, as the brain shuts down non-essential functions to survive being poisoned by ethanol which is some really neurotoxic shit). That adrenaline surge can cause a cardiac arrest, then it's over.

Cobes' only real risk of instant death from drinking is from either falling over and hitting his head or from passing out and inhaling his own vomit. Given he lives and drinks alone the risk of that is high, especially if it happens off-camera and nobody knows he's in danger. But the duster could just one-shot him.

As well as instant or gradual death, Cobes is at risk of being permanently disabled. The duster in particular could cause a stroke, infarct or aneurysm, and leave him as a vegetable needing 24/7 care forever.
Tbh Josh having a stroke that disables but not kills him could save his life. If it’s bad enough he won’t be doing more duster or booze. He is already retarded but he would be less so by not getting drunk/high.
 
Tbh Josh having a stroke that disables but not kills him could save his life. If it’s bad enough he won’t be doing more duster or booze. He is already retarded but he would be less so by not getting drunk/high.
when getting paralyzed by a stroke would improve your life. that is cobra in a nutshell if ive ever heard it
 
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