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Got Milk! said:
Anyone else hear "Breathe" by Prodigy in this intro music? It's like he searched out a feel alike song in the free audio for it or something.

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I think keffals would prefer smack my bitch up

Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
videos with lot of work, very few views, and high likelihood of being made fun of? single digits at most, i would be surprised if he manages 5 vids before he 41% this project.
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He should do detransition vlogs
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
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There is only one tier. Reasonable decision considering there is no content on the main YouTube.
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Yes, we have to give some credit where it's due: at least Keffals isn't getting overexcited about his inevitable success and offering more tiers than a failed Kickstarter alread-

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"Many have asked. They're all just out of the frame, asking right now."
 
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Something Awful said:
Yes, we have to give some credit where it's due: at least Keffals isn't getting overexcited about his inevitable success and offering more tiers than a failed Kickstarter alread-

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Oh.

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"Many have asked. They're all just out of the frame, asking right now."
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I don't understand why "occasional channel update" is a selling point. That implies that non-patrons will see less than an occasional update, which means that one would have to subscribe to see any meaningful content. With the shoddy work we've seen from the poorly-edited Chris-chan interview, showing paying subscribers animation tests sounds like a really, really bad idea.

Then there's the second tier. By paying an extra €4.50 a month (a whopping 45% increase), you have the privilege of voting on the next subject. Not nominating, but choosing from a selection Keffals has put together. That's the only additional perk one gets at that tier.

The last tier (nearly twice as expensive as the lowest one) lets patrons gain access to the making of After Dark episodes. I get Keffals is bordering on actual retardation, but it'd be more enticing to add more perks at higher levels to exploit entice unwitting paypigs devoted followers instead of making the perks bottom-tier heavy.
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
Lucas is 6 years late to true crime. Everything's been done to death. 2020-21 was the years of cryto shills and day traders but that requires too much math for him. I guess he could have some edge if he was charismatic in some way but dude has a gay dead voice that makes my ears bleed. He has nothing that attracts people or a new audience.

Edit: Null on MATI suggested he take up Stake or Kick for gambling. Watching him become a full time gambler or cardshark would be fun tbh.
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Steve-Martin-Short already made a show sending up the format. Not exactly a new market
OTOH hand Luke's entering a segment that only has lightweights like
Mr Nightmare
Why Files
Down the RabbitHole (somebody was even asking Luke for FInal Fantasy House coverage..Simpsons already did it)


Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
videos with lot of work, very few views, and high likelihood of being made fun of? single digits at most, i would be surprised if he manages 5 vids before he 41% this project.
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So the Wigglerpedia of horror media
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
If it’s all like the shitty intro music, it wouldn’t necessarily have taken very long. It’s just a bass line with an arpeggio poorly layered on top. Somebody could’ve whipped that up in five minutes.
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck said:
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Let's compare and contrast




TOTALLY in the same league
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
The video is “Creepiest Places on Earth (Pt. 1)” and appears to have a run time of 17:41. Lucas is appearing to use the increasingly common strategy of early Patreon releases of videos.
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oh boy a video about creepy places? you mean the same type of video that thousands of youtube channels have already put out? if lucas wants this new channel of his to do well at all he is gonna need to do something to make his channel stand out from the others and to be quite honest he is running out of options that haven't been done already.

unless he is feeling extra brave and decides to just outright visit these places i do not expect this new venture will pan out too well for him. the whole genre of top 10 spooky places and stuff of that nature is already way too full for any new channel without some amazing gimmick to succeed.
Baraadmirer said:
So how many videos do we think Keffals is going to churn out before moving on to the next "big" thing? 3? 5?
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ill give it like 5 before he gets upset that nobody cares. you gotta keep in mind that this is his new victim story so he is gonna try and milk it a little before he gives up and goes "i tried so hard to move on to something better and everyone just kept harassing me and refused to let my new channel grow i have no choice but to return to the keffals channel and call out these people because they cannot be allowed to get away with this harassment." that then moves into keffals new grift a drama alert type channel that only focuses on people keffals personally dislikes.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
he is gonna need to do something to make his channel stand out from the others and to be quite honest he is running out of options that haven't been done already.

unless he is feeling extra brave and decides to just outright visit these places i do not expect this new venture will pan out too well for him. the whole genre of top 10 spooky places and stuff of that nature is already way too full for any new channel without some amazing gimmick to succeed.
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I think he's got some options..like take the Police Ghost story

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A brave woman was woken from a deep slumber with a gun in her face....only to later find that the police were all outside the door and hadn't entered the home.
This spectral swat sniper had evaporated into the ether....

[cue : bad fake theremin : woooooo...ooooohhhhhhh]
 
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Question, the guy in this video mentions a "website 0" doxxing keffals. Exactly what site is he talking about? The Kenneth engleheart site? 4chan?

Oh yeah, this is probably old news but apparantly Keffals took fashion advice from this tthread. Honestly the meme of "keffals could be a farmer" is funny as hell.

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SwanSwanson said:

Question, the guy in this video mentions a "website 0" doxxing keffals. Exactly what site is he talking about? The Kenneth engleheart site? 4chan?

Oh yeah, this is probably old news but apparantly Keffals took fashion advice from this tthread. Honestly the meme of "keffals could be a farmer" is funny as hell.

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Website Zero is a reference to doxbin. It was ground zero for Keffals' dox iirc.
 
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