Crossover Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer - Sektur Swatter, domestic terrorist, depraved psychotic hapa swatter who gets off to attempted murder, had OpSec worse than your grandpa's, DOXED by Discord LMAO.

How long will TroonSwats ringleader Thomasz Szabo get?

  • Less than 5 years.

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • 5-20 years

    Votes: 11 47.8%

  • 20-50 years

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • More than 50 years! He'll still be able to get out alive.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He'll be made an example of and get essentially LIFE behind bars.

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Total voters
    23
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Secret Rare Gator Alan.
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AltisticRight said:
Secret Rare Gator Alan.
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beautiful. this ms paint meme is my best attempt.
Musashi's Son said:
@Nonfloating Jellyfish Do you have any info about Alan's criminal record before he was charged with swatting? Was it a traffic infraction or something more serious?
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I honestly have no clue, he didn't tell me anything about his criminal record in the time I knew him, he seemed to be trying to make good impressions at the college as badly as that went. didn't he say something kinda sus about a certain type of pizza being on the hard drive of someone arrested in kern county? I only vaguely understand the stuff going on on page 1 of this thread. Exactly what kinda degeneracy was Alan into?
 

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This guy looks exactly like what the disease of being terminally online can do to your body and your mind.
I believe he got his finnish hat from varusteleka.com, a Finnish tacticool retailer that was shilled quite a lot by forhgottenweapons and inrangetv (they arrange the competition finnish brutality localy). The boy must have been a fan.
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Seasoned law enforcement which is literally trained on extracting what they want to hear from people in the most insidious ways vs. 17 year old autistic boi, who will win? Dude probably is thinking even worse than normal, I bet he hasn't slept properly in a while. I'd bet money that they even manage to manipulate him into waiving his right to have a lawyer present. Guy is toast, as is everyone he knew about and is reachable for US law enforcement. Given time they'll make him admit to everything ranging from the Lindbergh kidnapping to shooting JFK.

E: Also JFC, this guy. 1999 called, they want their teenage edgelord back.
 
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This guy looks exactly like what the disease of being terminally online can do to your body and your mind.
I believe he got his finnish hat from varusteleka.com, a Finnish tacticool retailer that was shilled quite a lot by forhgottenweapons and inrangetv (they arrange the competition finnish brutality localy). The boy must have been a fan.
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and i was thinking thisshit couldn't be any more gay:story:
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Johnny Salami said:
He'll probably become a fed asset.
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Judging by the newest pics I'd say he's quite fed. I'd hazard to guess he's rotund enough to be a government employee though.
AnOminous said:
Look at this fucking faggot. I hope he's enjoying prisonjail. This is the faggot face that launched a thousand swats. What a homo.
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Literally less manly Gator. Didn't think it was possible. Shannon might have a bastard kid out there. :story:
 
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Nonfloating Jellyfish said:
there were pictures of him in a college club but the professor has purged any sight or mention of him since he was in the local news. I feel bad for her since he had a pretty high rank in that club, her head must be spinning trying to process all of this
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Was he apart of any cybersecurity club? I know the people in those can act like real spergs, I stopped going to mine since they were too unsocial even for me. Do you recall him ever talking about shit like that, if so did it seem like he knew what he was talking about?
IIRC the most advanced thing he did was like, use NordVPN and pgp but I'm curious if he tried bragging about being some 1337 hax0r
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I was there when they closed the college tho so I remember; in the middle of a class
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Did you know if he was having any tests at the time, he might have called in threats because his fatass was too lazy to study
 
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