Crossover Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer - Sektur Swatter, domestic terrorist, depraved psychotic hapa swatter who gets off to attempted murder, had OpSec worse than your grandpa's, DOXED by Discord LMAO.

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

got PGPs on my head, but don't call me a PGP head

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

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Someone needs to make it.

His facial expression when he's about to be raped in prison.

 

[Nonfloating Jellyfish]

This guy looks exactly like what the disease of being terminally online can do to your body and your mind.
I believe he got his finnish hat from varusteleka.com, a Finnish tacticool retailer that was shilled quite a lot by forhgottenweapons and inrangetv (they arrange the competition finnish brutality localy). The boy must have been a fan.

Lancaster is a boring shitheap with nothing to do except smoke meth and get stabbed by homeless people and I know at least like 10 dudes living there that are almost identical to Alan, look and act just like him. Big fat autistic rude neckbeard slobs with absolutely zero standards, spend 90 percent of their day playing video games that cost absurd amounts of money and time, almost every game he asked me about and tried to sell me on was some DLCfest where you have to pay like 100 dollars just to get into the basic gameplay, like im sure that hearts of iron is a fine game I dont mean to bully anyone who enjoys it, but I am not paying 262 dollars and 80 cents to play a grand strat WW2 game with some autist I met in class where I watch a map change colors for most of the 1000 hour long match. Everything about Alan screams spoiled, allowed far too much time and money on the computer.

That looks like the hat. I hope he bought a ripoff one for cheaper; 75 Kronas for a hat?? he must play TF2. no wonder he wore it every day, guess he gotta get that money's worth. and those pictures I uploaded are old pictures. he spent almost 2 years wearing a finnish military cap to college. funny to consider. maybe he envisioned himself a soldier against communism or something since the Winter war is kinda a meme in right wing communities. Then again he posted some strange Finno-Uralic meme, one of those dumb /his/ ones, so maybe his reasons were even more dumb than anti-commie shit. Terminally online indeed. again a trait Ive seen alot in Lancaster and LA in general, dudes that are just memed the fuck out and have no clue what the real world even is anymore, they live in a world of memes.

Was he apart of any cybersecurity club? I know the people in those can act like real spergs, I stopped going to mine since they were too unsocial even for me. Do you recall him ever talking about shit like that, if so did it seem like he knew what he was talking about?
IIRC the most advanced thing he did was like, use NordVPN and pgp but I'm curious if he tried bragging about being some 1337 hax0r

Did you know if he was having any tests at the time, he might have called in threats because his fatass was too lazy to study

Not that I know of. I think he just helped to create the discords of a few college clubs. He did mention quantum physics and electronics a few times and he knew a few relatively obscure facts about them but he seemed to just be trying to look smart; when I tried to talk to him a bit about physics, a subject I study in my free time but not for school, he didn't seem too anxious to actually talk about physics and spent about 15 minutes talking about his science fiction book that he was writing and asking me if I played Stellaris. He seemed more interested in physics because it was attached to science fiction, less because he actually understood any of it or wanted to. He mentioned electronics a few times but never talked about it in detail. Honestly he didn't seem like he had a clue about most of the things he talked about, it seemed like alot of posturing.

And I didnt know Alan back when that happened, so I have no clue what he was up to. but apparently he was attending college courses back then since those pictures are from 2 years ago, so it seems highly likely. I remember now that people joked or speculated about that, that some lazy retard probably just called in the threat to delay tests. Which would mean it was right around midterms. I would have to check the academic calendar to be sure, and they might not have the 2022 one anymore.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Talked alot but oftentimes had nothing to say, said something about how the Romans only valued women as sex objects because they made statues of Venus with no arms or head

Who needs a "Black History Month" when you can have an "Incel History Month".

 

[PhoBingas]

got PGPs on my head, but don't call me a PGP head
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We need some common-sense physiognomy control.

 

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Another update from Sim Land - includes general reactions to my posts about them, some fag named Sadly seething about us, some more details about Shade's scams (including the interesting detail that Alan swore Shade was an IRL friend of his ), and Hercules absolutely mogging Alan for getting insided by a jew





lol


They've also created an Alan Filion sticker pack

 

[Lord Xenu]

Ouch!

 

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15 minutes talking about his science fiction book that he was writing

A science fiction book, you say?

 

[Nonfloating Jellyfish]

Another update from Sim Land - includes general reactions to my posts about them, some fag named Sadly seething about us, some more details about Shade's scams (including the interesting detail that Alan swore Shade was an IRL friend of his )

Interesting. I have no idea who Shade is, I never saw Alan hang out with anyone around the college. AFAIK I'm the only person in his class who tried to socialize with him and I quickly learned why.

A science fiction book, you say?

Yes. It was every bit as autistic as you could imagine. I was hoping he would talk a bit about his book, then we could talk about physics or something a bit more high brow since we are in school here. Again I thought he was like 22-25 so I guess he can't be faulted too much for that, but he really didnt seem ready for college. Wish I could remember more of it, I stopped paying attention about 1 minute into his explanation of it. If I had known who he was I would have been writing down every word like an apostle of Jesus. something about the UN (like literally just the united nations lol) taking over the galaxy and then aliens that breed using r-select breeding like 'certain people' overwhelm the humans with their low tech but high-fertility. destroyed by BAC

 

[AltisticRight]

He did mention quantum physics and electronics a few times

In one of the photos you attached, I saw black magnifying glasses with arms attached at the back. I assume he was in some kind of electronics lab and those are used for soldering.

It's too bad he didn't huff enough solder fumes and die from it.

lol

They're like 12 lol.
Most of us just fling shit on the site during our real wagecuck jobs. It's not that hard, but a job is something these terminally online Discord creeps cannot comprehend.

Most of them will troon out in 3 years.

 

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something about the UN (like literally just the united nations lol) taking over the galaxy and then aliens that breed using r-select breeding like 'certain people' overwhelm the humans with their low tech but high-fertility. destroyed by BAC

YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME

This faggot was writing a book about getting species-cucked by gayniggers from outer space. I fucking can't with this. Where will it end!?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME

This faggot was writing a book about getting species-cucked by gayniggers from outer space. I fucking can't with this. Where will it end!?

I wanna see this book vs the trannies raping their way to take over the world book. Now that he's in prison he has all the time in the world to write it.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

without saying goodbye to go talk to these marines and polish the shoes.

He reminds me of Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket but actually retarded from the way you describe him and that picture you posted:

 

[AnOminous]

got PGPs on my head, but don't call me a PGP head
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Imagine this dude's experience in prison.

 

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hello emptycryp


The dynamic they have of everyone being autistic while Herc has to say "bro chill" and be the voice of reason over and over is pretty funny, lol




To be clear to Sim Land: no, I'm not trying to "inside" your public chatroom (lmao?) or dox any of you, nor do I have an issue with you - like Herc said, I'm just interested in info re: Torswats. Idk if Herc wants me to DM him or what, but either way I'd love to hear what all he knows on Torswats (and/or Shade, if it pertains to Alan).

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Zoomer entertainment laurel offering of peaceful observation

 

[pauliewalnuts]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Y8kIDySv3O8?feature=share

 

[RodgerDodger]

He reminds me of Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket but actually retarded from the way you describe him and that picture you posted:

He looks like what you would get if you ask ChatGPT to create an Incel School Shooter

 

[D_Tractor]

Lancaster is a boring shitheap with nothing to do except smoke meth and get stabbed by homeless people

Daniel Larson was born & grew up there.

 

[Reportontorswats]

UPDATE ON TORSWATS AND HIS BEST FRIEND SHADE

TOR SWATS / TOTAL KAYNE VICTORY AND MORE WAS FRAMED. THE TRUTH IS EXPOSED HERE HE IS INNOCENT AND WAS MANIPULATED HE IS NOT THE OWNER OF "TORSWATS"

This guy started as a normal person on telegram surfing chats just to have a conversation with others. One day he met SHADE (@Gangiands) AKA ripper OCEAN DEV


SHADE the jew started off manipulating alan to do small cyber crime tasks like CRACKING accounts and selling them. Shade used him for all his dirty work

SHADE had the idea to start a swat brand called TOR SWATS it had multiple swatters it in alan was not the only one. SHADE Had the idea to start Ai Swat calls and made ALAN Do it all for him. SHADE took % of all buys


SHADE MANIPULATED ALAN FOR YEARS BEFORE HE EVEN STARTED TO SWAT. He was a innocent kid that was just playing video games until SHADE groomed him into being racist and homophobic even tho SHADE IS A JEW


SHADE IS / WAS THE RING LEADER OF TORSWATS. HE MADE THE MOST MONEY. HE GROOMED KIDS TO DO SWATS FOR HIM. HE IS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND IT ALL. SHADE EVEN HAS ACCESS TO TORSWATS PGP KEY, PROVING MORE HE IS THE RING LEADER. SHADE @ IS @Gangiands


PROOF SHADE WAS HIS CLOSE FRIEND FOR YEARS: https://t.me/SimLandWOS/1087

SOURCE: t.me/SimLandWOS #GETSHADEARRESTED