Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Vi0l3t]

Aw her cute little tard smile

She definitely has the tard smile lol.

Lol sammie wants to go skating. Would be hilarious to see. "After I drop this baby" who tf says this? Ghetto.

 

[McSneaks]

ok so is kim in the back seat behind the driver? because it kind of looks like she's in the passenger side, which would mean her right hand is towards the door unless

a. her dad or whoever's driving them has a british car
ii. kim and the other guy in the video are sitting backwards in their seats
3. kim has her thumb on the other side of her hand than most of us-- just an arkansas genetic quirk-- and is reaching across her own body
D. some combination of the above plus the car is actually driving in reverse, the video is mirrored AND they're in australia where right and left are switched

It's just weird because as they drove shes on the inside of the road, so her hand with the ring is at the right side?

Holy shit have y'all never seen a camera before lol open your phone, switch to selfie video, hold up your left hand...

Wait until you find out how mirrors work too

 

[Thumb Butler]

She definitely has the tard smile lol.

Lol sammie wants to go skating. Would be hilarious to see. "After I drop this baby" who tf says this? Ghetto.
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She'll be droppin da babby at Ma's.

 

[Pokemon 40 000]

The ultrasounds remind me of those magic eye posters that were big in the 90's. I could never see that the hell they were supposed to be either!

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

It looks like she accidentally buzzed off one eyebrow and tried to draw it back on from memory while riding along a rumble strip.

My dude, that made me screech loud enough to wake

 

[Zoomies]

What a riot it would be if this baby WAS a spawn of Dalton?

 

[PotatoPatty1]

I was cooking myself some dinner and while waiting for my food to cook I scrolled through here and had some more thoughts that tie into my autistic 10 point list I wrote.

What if it I am right in my plot twist and it is Dalton’s child?? The time line sort of checks out for it. Kim would combust - all that would be left of her would be her greasy little lice-knot on the top of her head. That’s all they’d have to go on to identify her.

BUT

what if…. Now hear me out …. What if it’s cuzzin Ray’s child? Would anyone here actually put that past her? We know what she’s like being a horn dog and all and he clearly doesn’t discriminate in whose floppy titties he’s grabbing at. And if I’m not mistaken (I’ll have to do some digging) - and if I am wrong please correct me - around the time she got praaagggghhnnaaaaaant with this babby, she was living at Casa De Shart around then. She’s due March 7 so approximate date of conception would be June 15, 2023.

On a side note - can anyone confirm if Kim or Dalton has said anything about bugs/rodents in the house at any time? Because I find it hard to believe that those super clean folks (sarcasm clearly), don’t have some sort of infestation. Besides the lice knot on Kim’s head. I mean, come to think of it despite the condition of that trailer, it does seem to be kept in un-hoarded and relatively picked up condition. You don’t see piles of trash all over. However I could also be wrong on that.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

@PotatoPatty1 The trailer Kim lives in is in deplorable condition. IIRC a hole in the ceiling was ‘plastered’ with the cardboard of a 24 pack of beer. There’s dog crap all over the place. A big outdoor barrel (sans Hefty bag) is the indoor rubbish receptacle.
At one point, Kim’s bed was a hospital bed.

I’m sure others can remember more of the general filth. There’s no way in hell they don’t have a bug (at the least) problem.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah no way Kim's trailer doesn't have multiple infestations. Shit would probably need biohazard cleaners to get it in ok shape.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I absolutely have no doubt Kims single wide is full of bugs and rodents but it’s probably so normal to her that she doesn’t even think twice about it.

I will die if Dalton is Skylantas dad.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Regardless of who the father may be I hope the midwife has some holy water ready to throw over Skypeplanter the second she appears. The union of Sammie and any NOTW is an unholy one.

At least the bebe will be taken out of the sunroof instead of being exposed to Sammie's gnarly barnacle crusted trench.
Small mercies.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Kim was at the ER yesterday. No reasons why. She begged for money to get Dalton to the ER, then begged for money to get to her OB appointment today. Maybe instead of going to another state to get engaged for the 10th time you should gave saved your money. Maybe get jobs?


Sammie lies about her anniversary date with ET. Also completely forgets she has 2 alive kids already but thanks god for this baby. Babies are not here to save you fat ass.

 

[lindsayfan]

not trying to be a buzzkill but i don't think it will matter at all whose sperm created the newest sammie-spawn. darnell won't give a shit regardless. i doubt anyone else will be interested in taking a paternity test and it's not like sammie's got her shit together enough to insist.

if you go back to Rabbit Bones' (peace be upon her name) early posts about meeting sammie in the funny farm, sammie was fabricating romantic relationships with guys who barely knew she existed. ET barely knows anything exists and i think IRL is indifferent to sammie except as a warm hole (sorry). their whole "relationship" is just a facebook fairy tale.

i like the "super-fertile dalton" theory, but unfortunately no matter who the "bio-dad" is it won't have any effect on the kid's actual parenting situation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kim was at the ER yesterday. No reasons why. She begged for money to get Dalton to the ER, then begged for money to get to her OB appointment today. Maybe instead of going to another state to get engaged for the 10th time you should gave saved your money. Maybe get jobs?

We need a sticker for “This makes me MATI and I’m not ashamed.” I hope this bitch drops dead before morning.

 

[lindsayfan]

Ι hope this bitch drops dead before morning.

dang that's a pretty cold thing to say about someone whose kid has cancer!!!

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Kim has a very punchable face.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I wonder if the OB already has “check this baby for drugs at birth” in her chart.
“My kid saved me” is such a classic trashy line it’s like a parody. Way to tell on yourself that you have no meaning or value in your life.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

And how many times has this bitch suicide baited when she was pregnant? Now the baby saved her. Okay.

not trying to be a buzzkill but i don't think it will matter at all whose sperm created the newest sammie-spawn. darnell won't give a shit regardless. i doubt anyone else will be interested in taking a paternity test and it's not like sammie's got her shit together enough to insist.

if you go back to Rabbit Bones' (peace be upon her name) early posts about meeting sammie in the funny farm, sammie was fabricating romantic relationships with guys who barely knew she existed. ET barely knows anything exists and i think IRL is indifferent to sammie except as a warm hole (sorry). their whole "relationship" is just a facebook fairy tale.

i like the "super-fertile dalton" theory, but unfortunately no matter who the "bio-dad" is it won't have any effect on the kid's actual parenting situation.

I totally agree. Dalton was with Sammie for 5 minutes in September, long after she was pregnant. Doesn’t matter anyway, unless they decide to go after the dad for child support and the man insists on a DNA test first. People like this never seem to do that though. They just get on Facebook and yell about how so-and-so “needs to take care of his babby!”.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I'm not sure if Sammies dad is actually dead or shes lying. Nothing yet from anyone else. If she is doing this for attention shes disgusting. Isint uncle jason the sex offender??


Lol. Karen might still be a thing if she gets knocked up in 8 years with another bastard baby. Notice ray ray is commenting.


He hearted sexual posts from sammie too. Wtf.


Sammie talks about being induced lol. Of course you can barely walk and swollen your 400 lbs.


ET.


Random tonka post lol.


Kim went to the ob and got an ultrasound plus due date.

 

[ZB927]

Alright, sorry for procrastinating and disappearing like Darnell on Skynet's birth day. I said I would do a post on Dalton but looking through all of this shit is daunting - there is a mound of it. I'm almost there, having exhaustively read a million Facebook pages and court docs and shit. I promise I will do it before the end of this coming weekend.

I did want to address this bullshit that Kim spewed out:

Kim went to the ob and got an ultrasound plus due date.

That was not the ultrasound that I saw today.



Crazy ho spams the pregnancy centers for ultrasounds. If she's 8 weeks, as the ultrasound seems to imply, wouldn't we see more of a humanly looking thing? A head and some arm buds or something?