Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
I'm looking forward to when Nick is actually having serious money problems because that shit is going to be hilarious.

Look how arrogant he got when he could just buy Rustangs and "art" like that crap he has on his floor, drinking $100 bottles of whiskey every night like a fucking retard.

I'm just looking forward to when he has to crawl back on his hands and knees to Kayla's parents who he has insulted and treated like shit.

Boy his life is going to be rough at that point. I'm sure he's dreading it. Because he has no source of new money.

I think his own parents will maybe take him in hand again as they had done up until his YouTube success. A new spendthrift trust, perhaps?

He's a joke at this point. He struck lightning once. It isn't happening again.

This. Fortune gave him his moment, and he fumbled it badly.

Yeah, Nick needs to understand that his few remaining supporters mostly have jobs and live in a world where you don’t expect to show up at the doctors office for an appointment and find the lights out.

There’s a whole societal standard about not being a fucking flakey piece of shit. We don’t like flakes.

Nick's entitlement is baffling. Perhaps a product of his subsidised life. I still cringe at the memory of him during a trial stream saying that making money online is 'easy' and 'you just turn ona camera and people give you money'. Maybe he actually believed that instead of realising thre awesome luck he was given?

Could be a possibility that he did get renewed but the terms are so shit he's just trying to quietly sweep this under the rug. I can't think of any reason he'd still do the flip if he's not contractually obligated to.

He's playing nice to try to get some kind of deal. It is like a child thinking that good bahaviour the last few weeks before Christmas warrants them a deluge of presents, despite the atrocious bahviour the rest of the year.

The thing that pisses me off is that at the time Nick said that, I had no idea who the fuck Monty was, and I hadn’t yet lost 100% of good will toward Nick yet, so to my shame I actually sort of thought there MUST be something to it.

There’s your damages, I’m an actual example of someone with whom Monty’s reputation was destroyed.

I too thought there night be something there. Monty is a weirdo and Nick was punching down. Maybe he would have gotten away with more of it if he hadn't proved to be so exceptional himself?

You've done an excellent job of keeping up with these summaries. Maybe one of us needs to tear apart each one and put together the myriad of excuses he's given for missing/cancelling/forgetting/avoiding/drunkquitting streams. The list of excuses has to be massive at this point. Just from your own collection of synopsis alone. Hard to know which is longer, his list of detractors or the neverending excuses at this point.

I have nothing else to do on commute, and an hour or so fits the journey nicely.

He is very repetitive with his explanations and excuses. I noticed this during Depp and earlier, but wrote it off ad 'he is talking to thousands of people eho are constantly turning over, and it might be new information'. Now I chalk it up to brain damage and narrative.

Nick burn himself put and told all the stories he has to tell, and all that is left is coom and the same gripes about how many activities he has to drive to while still hung-over.

Don't tell me I don't know this man. He has absolutely no sense of shame or responsibility whatsoever. Why would he, given that the weebs aren't paypigging him anymore? Vic who? You mean Vince McMahon, right?

Over on the CG thread, somebody asked if he was even gonna bother attending AM this year. Last year didn't work out some well based on the pics @Chibitzen took, and I imagine it would be worse this year.

Someone will ask out of spite ans Nick will say that he addressed it in the one stream he did when the appellate decision came back.

On the note of Anime Matsuri, I will be very interested if it goes through. He has already mentioned he has less ability to travel. He has less positive connections to Anime and lost good will with G+G crowd. Critical Drinker and FNT did ONE panel and could be had without Nick. Nick is supposedly in charge of the AM planning because Anna dropped out last year.

I am betting he will cancel 40% due to poor planning, 30% because the con doesn't want him, and 30% becuase he wants to go somewhere he can coom.
 
He is so sorry about cancelling shows. He is working on work-life balance. Fans got used to the trial stream schedule and he cannot keep that up.
He is also sorry about neglecting LOCALS when he wants to be there. He is totally planning to be back there again.

- Nick circled back to reiterate the points he made last week about his schedule: He is more busy shuttling kids or doing show prep; the 11 PM timeslot used to be his free time; and the like. New point sadded:

--He is not doing a lot of 'fun' things

--When you make a lot of money, you never get ahead with spare money becuase people live up to their means

--It is his TOP priority to find new and better timeslots to engage
- Nick talked about the theory about his SLAAP appeal. He is not trying to ahut Monty up before discovery, but rather they all agree on the facts, so thr judge should rule on it as a matter of law. He tries not to let it stress him out.
- His 'degeneracy was always a joke' on the show that he leaned into. It was funny but people have the WRONG definition of degeneracy. Going into a hot tub with friends is not weird.
- Nick HATES saunas. They trigger his heat allergy.
- He LOVES singing with his wife. He worked hard to be good enough to do it for years. If Kayla is singing through the day and in the carN then he knows she is happy and he worries when she isnt.
- In Nick's marriage, things change and conflicts come up as people change. Everytime big conflicts comes up, he wonders if this will be the thing that ends it.
- Marriage (in the modern sense?) is not for most people, according to Nick because it is hard to do right and easy to get out of. He hopes he and his wife will keep working hard at it.
- A big rant about how Nick has changed, but not intentionally. Nick didn't express all of the things, doubts, hopes, and beliefs he had, and others projected different things onto him, so people saying he changed radically is not true
 

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Referring to the marriage clip: I would say that's a soliloquy from Nick that's not even funny™, it's straight into weird™.

Also, I noticed Nick's not in the kitchen that often anymore recently. I guess he got offended for being clowned on for it.

On the note of Anime Matsuri, I will be very interested if it goes through. He has already mentioned he has less ability to travel. He has less positive connections to Anime and lost good will with G+G crowd. Critical Drinker and FNT did ONE panel and could be had without Nick. Nick is supposedly in charge of the AM planning because Anna dropped out last year.

I am betting he will cancel 40% due to poor planning, 30% because the con doesn't want him, and 30% becuase he wants to go somewhere he can coom.
As far as I know, Nick has still been talking about AM 2024 as if it's a go, but there's a couple shoes that have dropped in the months since the last AM convention. Almost immediately after the convention Nick began his sprint to become Lolcow of the Year. The next month was when Nick's feud with Eric July burst out into the open and got extremely nasty. It was a spiral and things got very ridiculous very fast in the Balldoverse.

At the start of 2023 Nick was a former star YouTuber who was acting like a lolcow but had enough cachet that people didn't treat him like a lolcow. That's changed now.

According to Playboard, many of his former sidekicks are lapping him now.

Joe/Good Lawgic grossed $11k and Camelot grossed $10k in super chats in January.

And according to the below post Nick grossed $1.5k on Youtube and around $3k even after adding the Rumble data from @Potatoherder. Those were two of the people who were the most desperate by far to get as much of Nick's attention as they could and use his platform who are now making what he makes on YouTube five or six times over in a month.
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And now the funny stuff, how much cash Nick grifted off his audience in January.

Nick going to the convention last year proved he was not a draw at all and could not be the centerpiece of the "YouTube creator corner". But if he goes again this year he'll basically be a sideshow for people to gawk and laugh at.
 
Also, I noticed Nick's not in the kitchen that often anymore recently. I guess he got offended for being clowned on for it.
I think he's just given up eating at all. He is a contrarian fag who if you clown on him for doing something incredibly retarded, he does it even more.

So he's just not eating at all. He has taken his manorexia to the max.
 
On the note of Anime Matsuri, I will be very interested if it goes through. He has already mentioned he has less ability to travel. He has less positive connections to Anime and lost good will with G+G crowd. Critical Drinker and FNT did ONE panel and could be had without Nick. Nick is supposedly in charge of the AM planning because Anna dropped out last year.

I am betting he will cancel 40% due to poor planning, 30% because the con doesn't want him, and 30% because he wants to go somewhere he can coom.
Nick's only drive these days is the insatiable need for booze and coom. I wouldn't put it past him to attend AM solely for the purpose of trying to flirt with cosplay thots while he shuts down any questions about Vic with his expert legal knowledge™ that the general public lacks. Or maybe he'll make up some shit about 'travel difficulties' to go alone and get away from his horrid family like he really wants to do.
 
As far as I know, Nick has still been talking about AM 2024 as if it's a go, but there's a couple shoes that have dropped in the months since the last AM convention.
Missing in your post is that we now know Vic is gonna be paying over half a million dollars when all is said and done.

I figured that he did okay at AM 2022 because that was pre-appeal loss, and AM 2023 was a bust because of post-appeal loss.

I could see a situation where people go to AM 2024 for Vic, but end up giving Nick the side eye.

Honestly, it's kinda gross him going at all anymore. He's still trying to grift off Vic despite all that's happened. He's even said he doesn't really like anime. He should just fuck off.
 
Imagine being the level of absolute fag that Nick is currently, just a coom-addled boozehound, drooling on himself, a pure fucking idiot.
He also really looks like shit now. Like it's even worse than the hot tub. This white nigga gonna die at this rate, and soon.
 
I feel like Rekieta believes his life is Iike the life Joe Walsh sang about in Life’s Been Good, but without the obvious irony.
Particularly the “It’s tough to handle this fortune and fame/everybody’s so different I haven’t changed” but where Walsh was satirizing the hypocrisy of rockstars believing they didn’t change after becoming ultra rich and famous, Nick genuinely believes he’s the same “white kid who grew up in the hood of Houston”
 
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Nick had a very wholesome and moral audience--a fair bit that were religious. Hell, he still has some of them fooled. Gosney and that teacher and other Bible streamer he had on still speak well of him.
I grew up in the church and my personal beliefs are....lets just say complicated and a private mater.

I will give nick a pass for being "honest" he isnt a believer but the church and its trappings I think were something his family expected of him and he was always pressured to pay lip service to it.
 
Nick thinks he’s just adorable when he does his impish “What can I do?” routine while making excuses for blowing off his streaming obligations and being uncommunicative with his audience. The reality is the world has rarely seen a more punchable face.

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Those window treatments (if they can even be called that) are so fucking depressing. I’ve seen hostage videos with more ambience.
 
and AM 2023 was a bust because of post-appeal loss.
I still don't get it, what does this alcoholic not a law channel has to do with anime? It just seems like an excuse for infidelity and exhibitionism.

Which will happen first: Divorce, AIDS diagnosis, Cirrhosis diagnosis or Rumble Contract?
Yes.

Those window treatments (if they can even be called that) are so fucking depressing. I’ve seen hostage videos with more ambience.
Did we a-log his furniture too much? No more liquor bottles in sight. We all know it's stashed out of the field of view of his cheap phone, just like MAN-dy's D.
 
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