Rocksteady teases Suicide Squad game

[Bunny Tracks]

They can use all kinds of retcon mumbo jumbo resurrection from alternate dimensions bullshit they want.

The new cope seems to be that it's not going to be anything like that, but instead is going to be the previously cancelled Damian Wayne game, but to say that's optimistic as hell would be an understatement.

 

[‘84 Fuckerbird Trans Man]

The new cope seems to be that it's not going to be anything like that, but instead is going to be the previously cancelled Damian Wayne game, but to say that's optimistic as hell would be an understatement.

I'd take that 10 years ago, but with the current team, third party leeches and the general approach of AAA gaming, I'd rather Rocksteady just dies.

 

[PaladinBoo]

It is funny that Sweet Baby Inc. thought they would be loved for having their unlikable quirky self-inserts kill characters that many view as modern day mythological gods. The thing is is that when you kill a god you won't be loved. Instead the followers of that god will hate you and revile you as the worst thing ever. They really thought that the world would love them for killing peoples godly childhood heroes. Thinking on it now it is no wonder that Reddit and the Steam forums love this game.

 

[Faggitory]

Take this with a grain of salt, but the Batman Arkham Videos channel just released this video detailing an Easter Egg in this game possibly hinting that Batman will actually return in a future game.

You know, assuming that Rocksteady actually continues existing for that long, and the guy was actually correct when it came to decoding the Easter Egg.

Tl;dr: There's a bunch of calendars spread out throughout the game that have a bunch of random dates circled with the final one's date being marked with a bat. When you order all the dates by month, and then convert the days marked by what letter they would correspond to (ie; Feb 5th=E, and shit), you get the message "HE WILL RETURN".

Does anyone need a coded message to tell them BATMAN will return? He's probably didn't even die; he just needed a bullet to push whatever brainiac shit was in his head (or something retarded like that). DC would kill off Superman permanently before they would batman.

 

[PaladinBoo]

A YouTuber named Colin. goes over the numerous plot holes that the game has. Holy shit there is a lot:

This game took almost a decade to make but feels like it they went with the rough draft and called it a day. I'm starting to think that this game is just a money laundering scheme.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

what's the point in having any stakes when you can just revive people or bring them from another universe? it makes the consequences of someone's actions and death completely pointless.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Also why is “Missy” the SJW version of bitch or cunt? It’s so toothless.

Oh boy, that's taking me back. The usual parties have been complaining about the language in these games forever. Calling Catwoman a bitch in Arkham City was apparently especially egregious.
I present, for your consideration, Film Critic Hulk, sorry FILM CRITIC HULK, as a barometer for that generation:

THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF ARKHAM CITY IS LOTS OF FUN, BUT SUPER-DUPER SEXIST

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK ARKHAM CITY?


THIS IS NOT OKAY.


DO YOU EVEN, LIKE, GET HOW SEXISM WORKS?

Yes, this guy was pretending to be the Hulk while talking in caps lock and third person throughout. He was weirdly respected for some reason.

 

[Kharash]

A YouTuber named Colin. goes over the numerous plot holes that the game has. Holy shit there is a lot:

This game took almost a decade to make but feels like it they went with the rough draft and called it a day. I'm starting to think that this game is just a money laundering scheme.

Apparently this guy is a massive faggot who loves Insomniac's Spider Man 2, a game almost as pozzed as Suicide Squad. And even he thinks Suicide Squad is fucking trash. Let that sink in. If soy guzzling retards like this dislike the game who could this game possibly be for?

 

[‘84 Fuckerbird Trans Man]

what's the point in having any stakes when you can just revive people or bring them from another universe? it makes the consequences of someone's actions and death completely pointless.

I really hate how they took Arkhamverse, a somewhat “believable” rendition of Gotham, without much of a supernatural element in it, a down to Earth approach like the vanilla BTAS, and turned it into MCU with whacky characters, reddit humor, multiverse, aliens, resurrecting dead people, cloning, etc etc…

I’m not against the idea of bringing Superman and his rogues to Arkhamverse, but it feels completely alien to the tone of the original games, and needed someone passionate about these characters to do the introduction proper, not diversity hire niggerettes that hate how they “don’t see themselves” in video games.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Apparently this guy is a massive faggot who loves Insomniac's Spider Man 2, a game almost as pozzed as Suicide Squad. And even he thinks Suicide Squad is fucking trash. Let that sink in. If soy guzzling retards like this dislike the game who could this game possibly be for?

I'll tell you who the game is for. It is for the writers at Sweet Baby Inc. Their self-insert fan fiction cost WB 400 million and will likely kill a once beloved studio. This is why you don't give writers from Tumblr a budget because this is the shit they make.

 

[Snekposter]

Take this with a grain of salt, but the Batman Arkham Videos channel just released this video detailing an Easter Egg in this game possibly hinting that Batman will actually return in a future game.

You know, assuming that Rocksteady actually continues existing for that long, and the guy was actually correct when it came to decoding the Easter Egg.

Tl;dr: There's a bunch of calendars spread out throughout the game that have a bunch of random dates circled with the final one's date being marked with a bat. When you order all the dates by month, and then convert the days marked by what letter they would correspond to (ie; Feb 5th=E, and shit), you get the message "HE WILL RETURN".

If they were smart they'd retire Bruce Wayne as Batman from this... whatever you want to call it on account of Conroy dying and have a certain other knight step into his shoes to atone, but...

Na, that would be too sensible and respectful towards the man.

 

[Kharash]

I'll tell you who the game is for. It is for the writers at Sweet Baby Inc. Their self-insert fan fiction cost WB 400 million and will likely kill a once beloved studio. This is why you don't give writers from Tumblr a budget because this is the shit they make.

Honestly Sweet Baby almost feels like some kind of scapegoat organization, I doubt they're completely in control of everything they work on and I don't like giving the actual developers a free pass because there's another convenient target to blame.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Someone keeps datamining unreleased voice lines likely from future seasons, and it's pretty much confirmed the Justice League is alive and is freed of Brainiac's control.

At least as far as Flash and Green Lantern are concerned.

These two were posted on Reddit.

Take this with a grain of salt, but the Batman Arkham Videos channel just released this video detailing an Easter Egg in this game possibly hinting that Batman will actually return in a future game.

You know, assuming that Rocksteady actually continues existing for that long, and the guy was actually correct when it came to decoding the Easter Egg.

Tl;dr: There's a bunch of calendars spread out throughout the game that have a bunch of random dates circled with the final one's date being marked with a bat. When you order all the dates by month, and then convert the days marked by what letter they would correspond to (ie; Feb 5th=E, and shit), you get the message "HE WILL RETURN".

This is honestly worse because they can't even commit to their idea. Rather than explore the long term consequences of the brainwashed Justice League getting killed they pull back.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Honestly Sweet Baby almost feels like some kind of scapegoat organization, I doubt they're completely in control of everything they work on and I don't like giving the actual developers a free pass because there's another convenient target to blame.

Why not both? Shart baby grifters are egregious thundercunts and devs hands growing from their asses.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall of WB right now. You just know that they are panicking and demanding for heads to roll over this. It took the Avengers game just a year to drop from the Steam store. I give this game six months or less for it to be pulled from Steam. This may be the biggest financial flop to have ever happen in gaming.

In gaming? No.

Of the entire year? Possibly.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I have to say that game is a great study in hubris. Marvel tried to do a live service game staring their A Team and it failed. A normal company would have seen the writing on the wall and cancel their live service games. One of the big reasons why Sega canceled Hyenas was they realized that live service as a trend is dead. But WB, in their hubris, thought their live service game staring their D-list characters who kill off their beloved flagship characters would have a higher player count than Hogwarts Legacy and revive live service as a trend. I really hope this is a wakeup call to other companies out there in regards to how dead live service as a trend is but I think I'm asking too much from a industry run by retards and sociopaths.

 

[jspit2.0]

Reminds me of what they did to Frank West in Dead Rising 4. Then later the DLC saves him from being zombified. Was too late though and the game bombed to the point of regularly going on sale every month for like 75% off.

Lol at Harley creeping on a preteen Poison Ivy.

Anyone else really put off by this?

The Arkham Games were before the weird dyke shit became mandatory. Harley is supposed to be the actual Harley from Arkham right? In that game, Harley basically helps kidnap Ivy and do shit to her. There's nothing to indicate either she's not in love with the Joker or that her and Ivy are close.

Arkham Knight had a shitty ending and copped out, but it was at least an ending. This game literally pisses on it and the fact it's Conroy's last real turn is just icing.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Honestly Sweet Baby almost feels like some kind of scapegoat organization, I doubt they're completely in control of everything they work on and I don't like giving the actual developers a free pass because there's another convenient target to blame.

It's retarded to think they didn't come up with the "Kill the Justice League" concept by themselves, all the Diversity consultants did was make sure nobody makes for of Wonder Woman and Harley isn't shown with tits.

 

[jspit2.0]

If there is one good thing about this game is that it probably killed the "villains are the true heroes" trope. Everyone is sick to death of this trope. People are sick and tired of the "relatable quirky villains who are just misunderstood". People want their villains to be villains and heroes to be heroes. I think we may be seeing an end to this nihilistic, post modern writing that is plaguing the entertainment industry.

A villain being a human being isn't the problem. An actual villainous character. The problem with SS is there all deeply unlikeable cunts with pretensions of heroism.

Take the AA game. Freeze, Ivy, are intensely relatable, but at the end of it all, they're still not good people. That's what's missing here. An actual immersive environment with characters.

The Justice League are all brainwashed and out of character. Waller is just there. And the four characters. Quirky, quirky, quirky, and crap. There's not anything to them or the story. You have Batman and....he's just a brainwashed caricature.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Harley isn't shown with tits.

Wtf does this coomer nonsense even mean? The original Harley isn't a whore in a mini skirt either.