Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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unpopular opinion but this is garbage and cringe. why in god's name would you spend your limited time on earth rewriting some shitty tumblr webcomic?? just learn from its mistakes and create something new and better

like, if they want to do it so bad, why havent they done it?? why havent they drawn any comics yet? theyre just loudly announcing they are going to do it and not doing it. just draw the fucking thing, stop begging for attention

also, dont use lily's self insert oc. thats creepy
100% agree. This comic only exists so Liily can fictionally fuck a Gardevoir, and have a Pokémon so rare that it's a legendary, without it being a legendary. Because Lily hates legendary pokemon, because she's so exotic beautiful and different. This is just a self-indulgent fan fiction where Lily can show her interest in bestiality, and rape, and act like it's some deep thing. Why any dumbass would actually want to rewrite this pile of garbage, is beyond me.
 
unpopular opinion but this is garbage and cringe. why in god's name would you spend your limited time on earth rewriting some shitty tumblr webcomic?? just learn from its mistakes and create something new and better

like, if they want to do it so bad, why havent they done it?? why havent they drawn any comics yet? theyre just loudly announcing they are going to do it and not doing it. just draw the fucking thing, stop begging for attention
I don't know, sometimes in the creative field there is the effort to salvage something that can't be salvaged. Almost every idea has a slight modicum of potential, and an idea that failed as spectacularly as madhouse is interesting to piece back together.

People have done this before with My Immortal and shit like that.
also, dont use lily's self insert oc. thats creepy
Can't argue with that.
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I've lost count of how many "I'm 16 and I need your advice" asks she's gotten.
 
I don't know, sometimes in the creative field there is the effort to salvage something that can't be salvaged. Almost every idea has a slight modicum of potential, and an idea that failed as spectacularly as madhouse is interesting to piece back together.

Exactly. Poke-Madhouse has some honestly interesting ideas, but Lily is incapable of actually following through with them. This tends to stem from the fact that she knows what a cool idea looks like but doesn't understand why it's a cool idea; she just steals the shallow impression of it and throws it in without any consideration past that.

For instance, what the blog brought up as a major premise is Lily's time as a League Enforcer looking into Pokemon abuse, something that should be a really important bit of Lily's backstory but is just used to justify why she's the biggest badass in the room, even though Lily also never gets into Pokemon battles to actually show off this badassery.

There's a really disturbing bit of her backstory where one of her investigations was into a gay man and his (male) Gardevoir, who formed a mating bond and who were considered to be in an 'abusive relationship', which caused Lily to arrest him and permanently separate the two-- the Gardevoir went insane from the isolation and the trainer was interred in a facility so the effects of the bond on a human could be observed. This is, obviously, precisely what Lily and G have going on between them, but Lily never revisits this incident or thinks about its implications, it doesn't come up after G reveals she made the mating bond, it doesn't cause anybody to think about how utterly fucked up their society really is-- the actual fallout is that Nikolai got arrested, his house was seized, and Lily bought it and that's where she lives now.

People in this thread came up with way better stories to tell about the mating bond, and Bonnie, and Diantha, and Nikolai, and the League, and all the other fucked-up things Lily incidentally introduced to the world and then immediately stoped thinking about. There are real stories that could be told, if only the author was competent. There is inspiration to be had and if somebody wants to act on it, why sneer at them for actually doing something instead of just, say, sitting on a forum bitching about it?

And if it sucks, then you can make fun of it.
 
Lily is incapable of actually following through with them. This tends to stem from the fact that she knows what a cool idea looks like but doesn't understand why it's a cool idea; she just steals the shallow impression of it and throws it in without any consideration past that.
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It's coming for whoever cares.

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Lily needs to relax and to gain a different perspective in life. Be it through drugs, travel, exercise
anything but sex or the internet it's clear those aren't good for her.

The Thread: Open your Mind. Get better more healthy ideas.
Lily:
 
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Hazbin Hotel Was Pretty Neat​

Duration 32:17

She learned the phrase Open Air Prison. Referring to Hazbin's Hell and strangely Prince of Egypt's Pharaonic Egypt as an Open Air Prison at the psychopathic hands of Jehovah.

Lily relating to Angel Dust's abuse and inserting her 'Courtney extorted me by threating to tell everyone I raped her' narrative into her work:
15:01: That was a sentiment that made me flash back to being 14 years old and praying that the person extorting me would come to think I wasn't fun to hurt anymore before I became any more insane.

19:12: Obligatory Kingdom Hearts Tangent
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Lore isn't important. Writers don't care about lore. She's been shouting for 11 years and no one ever listens to her. Just grow up.

25:14 : Vizipop's accusations
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It is a LIE. A Lie. A Lie.
28:54: Doxxing is pathetic
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30:10- End : Lily argues for people not using culture for cheap motifs or as tchotchkes
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She's slowly losing her mind. She goes on like a 5-minute rant at the end of the video about harassment and shit, and even shows a picture of something Courtney said on her Tumblr. She's losing control of the narrative, there are new videos discussing her allegations every other week, the Stockholm allegations are never going away. She compares how the creator of HH was accused of being a pedophile, just like she is. Although, I'm sure the creator of HH doesn't have allegations from like 7 people. She's clearly bitter and unhappy. People say her content was mean spirited in 2017-2018, but it's always been like this. 5 years later after Lily is out of her "abusive relationship" with Lily, and she's still the same insufferable bitch she was all those years ago.

On the topic of Lily's "abusive relationship" with Lizzie, I fully believe Lily was the one who was abusive. Lily keeps Lizzie's reason for some fucking reason, why would she do this? If you were really abused by someone, and finally got away from the abuser, wouldn't you want to dissociate yourself from anything related to them? This is a dumb theory I have, but I feel like Lily kept her name so her name would pop up instead of Lizzie's., and if Lizzie's name popped up, chances are her allegations against Lily would pop up too. Lily can't take that risk; she needs to have 100% control of the narrative. Lily and Lizzie are similar sounding. It's kind of dumb, but I could see Lily doing something like that.

I feel like Lily genuinely enjoys talking about her not writing Stockholm as well. It's like a sick trophy to her, she can mention it and face no consequences from it. Same with her last name, she kept Lizze's last name as a personal fuck you. She knows she got away with everything, and she revels in it.
 

"Appropriation of... deer imagery"

I'm sorry, what? Appropriation of deer imagery?

Is this a complaint that people have? That Alastor is a deer demon and that's.... appropriating deer culture? Do people think that deer are exclusive to specific cultures and not a common animal in many parts of the world that many, many cultures have seen and have associations with? Is this real?!

On the topic of Lily's "abusive relationship" with Lizzie, I fully believe Lily was the one who was abusive. Lily keeps Lizzie's reason for some fucking reason, why would she do this? [...] It's kind of dumb, but I could see Lily doing something like that.

'Lily Orchard' is extremely, disturbingly similar to 'Lizzie Orchard' and I'm certain that is not a coincidence. I very much believe she wanted to incite confusion between the two and potentially even usurp Lizzie's online presence, although that's a lot of speculation.

Part of it was definitely trying to trap Lizzie in the relationship-- Lily legally changed her name ahead of their intended marriage despite the fact that if she had just waited a few weeks the name change would have been free.
 
"Appropriation of... deer imagery"

I'm sorry, what? Appropriation of deer imagery?

Is this a complaint that people have? That Alastor is a deer demon and that's.... appropriating deer culture? Do people think that deer are exclusive to specific cultures and not a common animal in many parts of the world that many, many cultures have seen and have associations with? Is this real?!
I think what she meant was that Alastor's deer imagery is supposed to be evocative of Wendigos, which nowadays are commonly depicted with deer skulls for heads, deer antlers, etc. This is based on an ask she received on her blog that stated such, that the deer imagery and cannibalism is associated with Wendigos. Though, those depictions are a more modern/western representation that has come up. Wendigos are humans that have eaten human flesh, either through their own decisions or having been possessed by a malevolent spirit to have an insatiable hunger for it (depending on the story). While the game Until Dawn gets a good deal about them wrong, their physical appearance is much closer to what is depicted in there. Maybe she meant to elaborate but got hung up more on the Voudou stuff, I dunno.

Now the question is if Vivziepop was intending to have that visual shorthand to imply Alastor is a Wendigo. I doubt it, seeing as the Wendigo is a belief primarily in Algonquin folklore, and they are far north of Louisiana, and he's already got the Voudou stuff. But if she did, well, she got it wrong. Either way, according to the Hazbin Wiki Alastor wasn't a cannibal in life and only picked it up when he got to Hell. Either way the Voudou stuff is worse and very obvious.

On another note: if I had a nickel for every time Lily "When a character's body count is over 10,000 innocent lives then that character is no longer redeemable" Turkleson made excuses for a grey-skinned dead woman willingly engaging in genocide I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
 
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Now the question is if Vivziepop was intending to have that visual shorthand to imply Alastor is a Wendigo.

Not gonna lie, that explanation leaves me flabbergasted. That is one of the stupidest reaches I've ever seen. "Modern depictions of wendigos sometimes have deer skulls so this character that doesn't have a deer skull as part of their design is obviously a wendigo, I'm going to be offended on behalf of a culture I've never interacted with."

It's also almost certainly wrong. Alastor (as well as several characters in Hazbin) was originally designed for use in Zoophobia, a webcomic taking place in a city of anthropomorphic animals. Same as most sinner demons are part animal-- Vaggie is a moth, Angel Dust is a spider, most sinner demons are part animal, even Charlie has a cute little kitten nose. They were designed for a furry webcomic.

Further, if Lily had meant 'wendigo' she should've said 'wendigo', not 'deer imagery'. Again, deer are not at all relegated to a single culture, there are myths and symbols regarding deer all over the world. 'Deer imagery' means nothing. I'm sure Lily didn't even know what this meant, given that she skims this kind of information and regurgitates it without thinking about or understanding the original argument.
 
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Not gonna lie, that explanation leaves me flabbergasted. That is one of the stupidest reaches I've ever seen. "Modern depictions of wendigos sometimes have deer skulls so this character that doesn't have a deer skull as part of their design is obviously a wendigo, I'm going to be offended on behalf of a culture I've never interacted with."

It's also almost certainly wrong. Alastor (as well as several characters in Hazbin) was originally designed for use in Zoophobia, a webcomic taking place in a city of anthropomorphic animals. Same as most sinner demons are part animal-- Vaggie is a moth, Angel Dust is a spider, most sinner demons are part animal, even Charlie has a cute little kitten nose. They were designed for a furry webcomic.

Further, if Lily had meant 'wendigo' she should've said 'wendigo', not 'deer imagery'. Again, deer are not at all relegated to a single culture, there are myths and symbols regarding deer all over the world. 'Deer imagery' means nothing. I'm sure Lily didn't even know what this meant, given that she skims this kind of information and regurgitates it without thinking about or understanding the original argument.
Yeah no, it's dumb but that's my best guess. I remember her answering an anonymous ask about the whole Alastor/Deer imagery/Wendigo/cannibalism thing but searching her blog got nothing, so I think she deleted it. It is absolutely is a stretch, especially to lump it into the obvious and serious problem that the voudou appropriation is. It's baffling. Honestly unless she said anything out loud I wanna say this is a hold-over from an earlier version of the script or something that she forgot/didn't care to elaborate on.
 
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He threw in the deer thing as a squirrel; a distraction for everyone to chase so they don't notice the omissions he makes. Everyone is focused on that and ignoring that he's only defending this person because they share certain fetishes and because the "wrong people" are criticising her.

There are several, fairly well attested accusations against viziepop, which he has completely glossed over; that she pays shit rates for animators, that she bullies and abused her staff, and that she engages in the sort of nepotism you would normally see in a cartoon villain. None of this matters to jerry, nor can he refute any of it without exposing how little he actually cares, so he just doesn't address it.
 
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Excuse the double post. I was so happy to only see the war with Courtney only briefly mentioned in this diatribe. Small win but I'll take it.
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You know nothing.
Guangxi in the south of mainland China isn't eating them for festivals anymore thankfully.
But to say it's a racist myth? You're a retard.

China's Han are very racist but that's not something Lily would know/ understand.
I would pay to send Lily to China. Send her off to the ass end of Guizhou province and see what becomes of her.
I literally live in Northern China. I had dog meat soup this week with family. Lily has inadvertently been racists while trying to be anti racist. Amazing
 
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Lily without any grumbles has been cleaning out 228 Longridge Ave with her wife since the 7th.
It didn't improve her posting habits.

I hope she's having a good time seeing as this is the first time in months she's been in the same room as her slave wife.
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Your wife is in the same country. Stop talking about incest you paskudnik! Whoever said Lily feeds her exhibitionist fetish through incest asks was right.
 
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I hope she's having a good time seeing as this is the first time in months she's been in the same room as her slave wife.
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I find their relationship genuinely odd. It's like they both want everyone to believe they're happy. Like, Lily praises Makaila a lot, online, almost too much. And just last week or the week before (Can't remember when this happened) Mikaila made that really weird poem for Lily and decided to upload it on her Tumblr for everyone to see... Genuinely odd. Also not to mention that Lily treats Mikalia like shit in practically almost every livestream of hers I've ever watched. I can't wait for the day their relationship blows up and Lily can accuse her of being a neo-Nazi, a rapist, a pedophile, or whatever buzz word she currently likes insulting people with.
 
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That tends to be the case with people who tout themselves as "anti-racists."
All I can say is unless you go experience the culture for yourself, don't speak on the behalf of other cultures. I will say that dog meat tastes alright. It's like a really gamey and gelatinous pork. Wouldn't go out of my way to eat it as soup but I would eat again if it was braised or BBQ. Definitely an acquired taste
 
All I can say is unless you go experience the culture for yourself, don't speak on the behalf of other cultures. I will say that dog meat tastes alright. It's like a really gamey and gelatinous pork. Wouldn't go out of my way to eat it as soup but I would eat again if it was braised or BBQ. Definitely an acquired taste
Sorry for being off-topic: but i simply can't see pets as food.
Not rabbit meat or horse meat if you ask.
 
the obvious and serious problem that the voudou appropriation is.
I don't keep up with the HH drama, so get me up to speed on how the fuck the appropriation is a problem here? Like, the drama is about a character that actually practices voodoo, right? It's not just throwing random references around, it's one specific character with a backstory directly connected to voodoo. He grew up in New Orleans, practiced the religion while alive, and now that he's in hell he uses those rituals he learned to control the spirits under his control. It's not "appropriation" to write a character that is connected to a different religion than one you practice, unless you're someone like Lily Orchard who has no idea how cultures work.
 
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