Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Null]

You could go back on Sean's show, if you wanted to. I'm sure he'd be happy to have you, and he seems sympathetic to the Farm's plight (being a Kiwi himself). I thought last time was really good.

Up to you though. Either way, I trust your judgement.

do you have autism

 

[northstar747]

>there's no hardin
lmfao this bald old faggot thinks he can just say dumb shit to get me back on the show

NONONO lemme on!! lemme set the facts straight!! on the dick show!!

On one hand the last time you were on his show we got that great clip of you saying "I d press the button twice"

never mind you were a fan of the show, and IIRC you were greatful for the support with NP2.

 

[DankSmoker]

do you have autism

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

On one hand the last time you were on his show we got that great clip of you saying "I d press the button twice"

never mind you were a fan of the show, and IIRC you were greatful for the support with NP2.

Truly a great appearance. Some good choice quotes from jersh, and Dax admitting to wanting to be the women in porn. What a capstone appearance

 

[Captain Manning]

do you have autism

I'm a Farmer, so yes.

But, no. I'm just making the point that Dax seems to think you need him, when you don't, and you could correct his lies on your own show or any number of other places. That's all. Maybe it didn't come out right. Apologies if it didn't.

I still think your appearance on Sean/Potentially Criminal's show was entertaining.

 

[genericwhitemale]

I love this new Maddox arc. I love how Dick's face is super small, too.

 

[Cheeseknife]

and you could correct his lies

Null, or anyone for that matter, shouldn't be obligated to correct the record every time someone lies about him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

do you have autism

I do!

You should invite Jim onto MATI and explain how the equal but opposite of placebos are called “nocebos,” and keep all the cancerberries.

You could call it the White Pow-wow Hour

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

you could correct his lies on your own show or any number of other places.

Dax is doing this on purpose to bait drama, which he can then exploit on his own show to try and sustain his failing career. Null responding on any platform accomplishes that purpose, though obviously Dax salivates at the fantasy that Null might come on his own show. The only way for Null to win is to not play his game.

 

[Not Really Here]

Dax is doing this on purpose to bait drama, which he can then exploit on his own show to try and sustain his failing career. Null responding on any platform accomplishes that purpose, though obviously Dax salivates at the fantasy that Null might come on his own show. The only way for Null to win is to not play his game.

How soon does the thread think Dax will bait one of his orbiters into defaming the site? He seems to be trying to recreate the lolsuit, with anyone, to regain some kind of relevance.

 

[Cheeseknife]

How soon does the thread think Dax will bait one of his orbiters into defaming the site? He seems to be trying to recreate the lolsuit, with anyone, to regain some kind of relevance.

Why do people keep doing this? Everyone who has attacked the Kiwi Farms winds up with dozens of eggs on their faces every time. It is uncanny.

 

[Not Really Here]

Why do people keep doing this? Everyone who has attacked the Kiwi Farms winds up with dozens of eggs on their faces every time. It is uncanny.

It's the nature of the True Cow, and why Null has the no-cowtipping rule. The True Cow will always self destruct in the most public way possible, the humor comes from animals so stupid they slip, and fall, into their own shit.

 

[Mango Cobra]

do you have autism

I think he meant Sean as in "Potentially Criminal" not Daxipad's gimp.

 

[Null]

Literally no one cares about TDS or his retard parade anymore so trying to argue his points is a moot point that only serves to give attention to someone desperate for it.

Every so often I get crossfire comments from every obscure podcast. If I bring up X and I don't know 100% of what I'm talking about I'll get replies. JessePS, PPP/Warski, even Ralph back in the day. I'll get random emails from people any time I'm mentioned anywhere.

Daxi can go on full blown meltdowns and I will only hear about it because Elissa clipped it from Kino Casino and PPP only knows about it because I think Kinochet watches Dick's show and Kinochet sends it to him. I'll hear about it a month after the fact through telephone.

Chomo Vito and Daxipad could say literally anything about anyone and it would have no material consequences at this point.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think he meant Sean as in "Potentially Criminal" not Daxipad's gimp.

Yeah, I certainly wasn't talking about Dick's audio engineer. Null's been on Sean's (Potentially Criminal's) show before, and the site seemed to enjoy it very much. I know I did. I was trying to express that it would be nice if he went back on there again to discuss his future plans for the site some more with a lawyer, who is also a site user, who doesn't stick foreign objects up his ass and isn't beholden to Dax.

But others in this thread have expressed an equally good point: It's probably best to not address Dax's bullshit at all. Any attention, even outside his show, probably gives him a chubby. Mea Culpa.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Any attention, even outside his show, probably gives him a chubby. Mea Culpa.

Good point, I hadn't considered that either. He's like a humiliation fetishist but instead it's an attention fetish.

 

[The Hardest R]

I love this new Maddox arc. I love how Dick's face is super small, too.

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Even Maddox is back to regularly dunking on Dax, lmao. I bet Maddax never expected that. At this point the only people who don’t outright despise Dax is Ethan Van Sciver, Vito the Pedo, The Balldo King, and the Ralphamale. Name a more pathetic gaggle of internet zilches.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Gonna be funny when the day comes Null doesn't respond to any/all new developments for him and his gang of freaks.

Can't wait to see just how poorly he takes not having anything to respond to as cheap nontent.

So is it fair to say that we're at this point now?

 

[Cheeseknife]

"HURR DURR what is Null even trying to do?! I am too dumb to read the simple explanation on the website... maybe Null can call into my dead show to explain it to a dummy dumb dumb like me?"

Null is like the guy who ignores the house cat. For some reason, the cat loves bugging him the most.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Just like KingCobraJFS, Maddox only had to wait patiently. He'll never be the old Maddox and lost a ton of good will by fucking over innocent people, but he could regain some semblance of manliness by going full nuclear on Dax.

Also, I recently was visiting an old friend and found a copy of The Alphabet of Manilness on his bookshelf. He has no idea about the gay drama or Dax, just found it in the wild. It was still pretty funny.