Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas is still coping about yesterday:
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Its so funny to see Keffals say "B-BUT YOU CALLED ME A HERO!"
This is just how Ethan operates when you're high he praises and coddles you, when you're down he'll ridicule you for views.
If there's anything consistent about him its him being a backstabbing snake at the first sign of it being profitable
It's always funny to see people revel in the cancelling of others is shocked when people revel in the cancelling of them.

Also, if you have a serious problem with people think your community is a pedophile and your reaction to actual pedophilia in your community is that it should be hidden because it is bad for optics, it's not optics that is your problem.
 
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More crack jokes from Lucas. It's the same shit every fucking time this guy drama baits and it backfires. After getting called out on Twitter, he goes DFE on the tweets he made and then makes a bunch of "hurr durr I smoke crack with muh griftbux guys" tweets. So predictable. I always find myself asking, what happened to staying out of drama Lucas, but we all know that's what he's really addicted to, not crack.
 
New "secret" Keffals account just dropped.


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Dude's a fucking cope elemental. How long did his "Better, more enlightened Keffals who avoids politics and drama because it makes him a worse person" story arc last, like two weeks? Turns out politics and drama are great actually, the only problem was his format. LMFAO.

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Gee I wonder how Cloudflare is doing right now as a “multi billion dollar corporation” 🤔

Spoiler: not so good
It's doing great. If you bought 100 Cloudflare shares at $60 apiece during DropKiwiFarms, they are worth over $10k today.
 
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More crack jokes from Lucas. It's the same shit every fucking time this guy drama baits and it backfires. After getting called out on Twitter, he goes DFE on the tweets he made and then makes a bunch of "hurr durr I smoke crack with muh griftbux guys" tweets. So predictable. I always find myself asking, what happened to staying out of drama Lucas, but we all know that's what he's really addicted to, not crack.
he really is addicted to drama and attention in general. its actually crazy how common this behavior is from him. ill give it a week or so before he is back on his original youtube channel doing a stream about vaush claiming to debunk all the allegations against him and if asked about why he came back he will say something about it being his duty to be the change he wants to see in the world and that even if he wants to run away he cant.
 
he really is addicted to drama and attention in general. its actually crazy how common this behavior is from him. ill give it a week or so before he is back on his original youtube channel doing a stream about vaush claiming to debunk all the allegations against him and if asked about why he came back he will say something about it being his duty to be the change he wants to see in the world and that even if he wants to run away he cant.
Lucas is too fucking lazy to do actual diligent thorough research to make entertaining and “view-worthy” Le Heckin Spooky Tru Crime videos.

He’s either going to pay someone to do the legwork for him (x to doubt; would dip into his griftbux he needs for cocaine and his junk food), he’s just gonna pull shit out of his ass based on “what I heard on Twitter/my discord”, or he’s gonna try and rope one of his sycophants on discord to get all the research and summarize it for free (actually likely).
 
What the fuck is this asshole talking about?
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"Attempt conversations" in Europe, so clearly talking about real life, not online. So where do they "see his last name"? And start speaking in Italian? Italian surnames are somewhat common everywhere in Europe, not just Italy. And by "In Europe" does he mean Norther Ireland? Because while technically part of Europe, they have never cosidered themselves "European" there, and the chances of someone approaching speaking Italian to this freak are close to nil. But I don't think this would happen anywhere that's not Italy. Again, where do they "see his last name" and make presumptions? Yeah, this never happened.

"Third generation Italian diasporoid" (my spellcheck rejects this) is another GTFO piece of bullshit. You're just a pale, wan Canadian tranny. With a heinous host of words and deeds this thread documents, you are a LOT of (terrible) things. But he attempts to make his 3rd gen Italian ethnicity sound exotic, and using "diaspora" in this context is yet another grab at victimhood status, specifically appropriating black talk of "diaspora". OH and people are free to call him slurs no matter what language he tries to speak. Wretched.
I considered learning to speak Italian fluently but I don't want to give people an entirely new language to call me slurs in
So, "Viados", a loan word from spanish, is a slur for a specific kind of tranny hooker, used in certain parts of Italy. It means those scary, mulatto, 6'5"+ troons with the Ronaldinho faces from Spain and Portugal.

Ronaldinho:
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Might not be fitting for Lucas as a slur, but eh, the more you know 🌈⭐
Lucas is still coping about yesterday:
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Seethe, bitchboy, seethe.
 
New "secret" Keffals account just dropped.
It's incredible how bad Lucas is at socking.
  • Doesn't alter the way he types (no capitals for example)
  • Uses the same kind of insults (calling things retarded)
  • Talks about the same topics his main account does (complaining about fibromyalgia and leftists)
  • Mentions a life detail that is very specific to his identity (being in the communist party)
Lucas must have a really low opinion of his audience's intelligence if he thinks just posting under a different name is enough to convince people it's a different person. :story:
 
Its so funny to see Keffals say "B-BUT YOU CALLED ME A HERO!"
This is just how Ethan operates when you're high he praises and coddles you, when you're down he'll ridicule you for views.
If there's anything consistent about him its him being a backstabbing snake at the first sign of it being profitable
Bruv, Ethan literally used to follow Vaush on Twitter and publicly tweeted to him 'radicalize me'. Klein's "friendship" is as true and honest as Keffals' integrity and win over the Farms.
 
What the fuck is this asshole talking about?
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"Attempt conversations" in Europe, so clearly talking about real life, not online. So where do they "see his last name"? And start speaking in Italian? Italian surnames are somewhat common everywhere in Europe, not just Italy. And by "In Europe" does he mean Norther Ireland? Because while technically part of Europe, they have never cosidered themselves "European" there, and the chances of someone approaching speaking Italian to this freak are close to nil. But I don't think this would happen anywhere that's not Italy. Again, where do they "see his last name" and make presumptions? Yeah, this never happened.

"Third generation Italian diasporoid" (my spellcheck rejects this) is another GTFO piece of bullshit. You're just a pale, wan Canadian tranny. With a heinous host of words and deeds this thread documents, you are a LOT of (terrible) things. But he attempts to make his 3rd gen Italian ethnicity sound exotic, and using "diaspora" in this context is yet another grab at victimhood status, specifically appropriating black talk of "diaspora". OH and people are free to call him slurs no matter what language he tries to speak. Wretched.
I never realized that in Europe people could see your name like you're in some MMO. I know Europe despite all their claims about supporting privacy was a lie but that's going a little overboard. Is your user id there your SSN or whatever you have there?
 
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