Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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New "secret" Keffals account just dropped.


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Dude's a fucking cope elemental. How long did his "Better, more enlightened Keffals who avoids politics and drama because it makes him a worse person" story arc last, like two weeks? Turns out politics and drama are great actually, the only problem was his format. LMFAO.

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It's doing great. If you bought 100 Cloudflare shares at $60 apiece during DropKiwiFarms, they are worth over $10k today.
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"this account rules I'm so fucking free to post whatever I want", implying that this account doesn't hold the scrutiny that the Keffals account would.

And yet

Your dumbass still got found within fucking minutes, Lucas. Can't wait for the next lazy youtuber to read this shit in their script of "How Keffals ruined her career".
 
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the first person lucas replied to and first tweet he liked on his new alt, so one of the first people he shared his alt with, and therefore probably is in a group chat with, is “bondagekitty” a furry porn vaush defender account who also proclaims love for “goblin shortstacks”
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^Lucas hangs with people who jerk off to this

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^this seems to be an argument about an account who liked a porn artist’s WIP loli drawing and then said he didn’t realize it was loli and doesn’t like loli, BK is arguing in support of him
 
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Tard Whisperer said:
the first person lucas replied to and first tweet he liked on his new alt, so one of the first people he shared his alt with, and therefore probably is in a group chat with, is “bondagekitty” a furry porn vaush defender account who also proclaims love for “goblin shortstacks”
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^this seems to be an argument about an account who liked a porn artist’s WIP loli drawing and then said he didn’t realize it was loli and doesn’t like loli, BK is arguing in support of him
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It is amazing to me how stupid Lucas is. Especially when his fans love digging into people's pasts to demonize them on wrongthink. He really didn't think people would find this CHILI DOG ISIS account when he keeps typing the same way, openly talks about his new horror channel, his drama involving Vaush and "Tori" (I don't fucking know who this is), and his fibromyalgia. AND along with all that, actively talking with a user who not only interacts with the Keffals account, but also the entire Ethan/Vaush drama debacle.

People in these spaces are CONSTANTLY looking at what you like, and who you reply to on Twitter. That's just how it's been for years. The fact that Lucas' radiowave cooked brain did not put 2 and 2 together here proves to me that the real reason why Lucas doesn't like livestreaming is because he doesn't have the capacity to multi task a live chat and whatever he's streaming.
 
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Does anyone know how Keffals&friends are synthesizing trans drugs in a bathtub? It looks like you'd need to be Walter White to synthesize it from scratch or from anything readily available. Are they just grinding up pig ovaries or something? I think I heard something about boiling plastic bags too a while back.

I am asking because of curiosity, I do not encourage anyone to use bathtub estrogen and do not plan on making it myself. Sorry if it's been discussed in the last 3492 pages.
 
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More crack jokes from Lucas. It's the same shit every fucking time this guy drama baits and it backfires. After getting called out on Twitter, he goes DFE on the tweets he made and then makes a bunch of "hurr durr I smoke crack with muh griftbux guys" tweets. So predictable. I always find myself asking, what happened to staying out of drama Lucas, but we all know that's what he's really addicted to, not crack.
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This joke doesn't work because the psyop money would dry up when the CIA realizes you're cornering the market, dummy.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Does anyone know how Keffals&friends are synthesizing trans drugs in a bathtub? It looks like you'd need to be Walter White to synthesize it from scratch or from anything readily available. Are they just grinding up pig ovaries or something? I think I heard something about boiling plastic bags too a while back.

I am asking because of curiosity, I do not encourage anyone to use bathtub estrogen and do not plan on making it myself. Sorry if it's been discussed in the last 3492 pages.
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I hate to say this, but you don't need Walter White skills (which really aren't that skillful, the show really overdid it) to isolate estrogen from horse piss.

Yep, that's how they do it.
 
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The absolute lack of self awareness in this post, it's unbelievable. If Lucas wasn't loading himself up with a mountain of cocaine and Vyvanse, maybe he'd stop and think about the kind of words he himself uses. Maybe he'd think about the kind of rhetoric that child/horse enthusiast Vaush uses.
If Lucas wasn't such an unreasonable retard, he'd realize before making that post that he's gazing into the abyss, and the abyss is gazing right back - THAT'S YOU NIGGA! You do that shit, and instead of making such a dense post, maybe you should actually walk your behavior back and start making some fucking apologies?
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Does anyone know how Keffals&friends are synthesizing trans drugs in a bathtub? It looks like you'd need to be Walter White to synthesize it from scratch or from anything readily available. Are they just grinding up pig ovaries or something? I think I heard something about boiling plastic bags too a while back.

I am asking because of curiosity, I do not encourage anyone to use bathtub estrogen and do not plan on making it myself. Sorry if it's been discussed in the last 3492 pages.
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From what I've seen they don't synthesize shit. The brazilian troon (otonoko or whatever it's spelled "pharmaceuticals") mixes powder estradiol most probably sourced from Wuhan wet market with carrier oil and packs it into bottles of convenient sizes. With (cat) hair at times. Without even using an autoclave.... I firmly believe any other operation works the same. Plastic bags is a /b meme lmao
As for testosterone, I don't remember or it wasn't being discussed really.
 
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The Rats in the Walls said:
From what I've seen they don't synthesize shit. The brazilian troon (otonoko or whatever it's spelled "pharmaceuticals") mixes powder estradiol most probably sourced from Wuhan wet market with carrier oil and packs it into bottles of convenient sizes. With (cat) hair at times. Without even using an autoclave.... I firmly believe any other operation works the same. Plastic bags is a /b meme lmao
As for testosterone, I don't remember or it wasn't being discussed really.
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It's horse piss. Why synthesize when you can extract?

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I don't know how they extract testosterone, It's my knowledge that pooners get it from pharmaceutical companies (It's shockingly easy to get testosterone, as I have discussed before). There's probably a peptide you can use, like Ipamorelin for HGH, I'm not 100% sure though, I haven't heard of any underground testosterone labs (yet).
 
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What the fuck...that sounds really retarded and incredibly convoluted. I know for a fact there was this troon from Kyiev (oh noes) specifically stating how dirt cheap powder estradiol from China is. And he has/had (pun intended) a mixing and distribution operation going on.
I wouldn't doubt that chinks extract it from horse piss but image of your average brave and stunning troon extracting estrogen from a bathtub filled with horse piss crosses my sense of funny/horrifying into pure fiction...even if nothing else they are all lazy as fuck. However, I'm ready to eat my shoes if this is real and probably die of laughing right after

E: I reserve "Horse piss and cat hair" as a name for my next band.
 
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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Great point. This reminds me of the Chinese proverb: “If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.”

Everyone in this situation who looks like an asshole doesn’t need any additional help looking like an asshole. Let me be clear, that doesn’t mean I’m not going to enjoy watching the tides turn. I just think coming after any of them will deflect from their fuckery, because they will use it as an excuse to invoke the victim narrative.

Which leads me to a second saying that comes to mind, “If you seek revenge, dig two graves.” (One for your enemy and one for yourself)
 
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The Rats in the Walls said:
From what I've seen they don't synthesize shit. The brazilian troon (otonoko or whatever it's spelled "pharmaceuticals") mixes powder estradiol most probably sourced from Wuhan wet market with carrier oil and packs it into bottles of convenient sizes. With (cat) hair at times. Without even using an autoclave.... I firmly believe any other operation works the same. Plastic bags is a /b meme lmao
As for testosterone, I don't remember or it wasn't being discussed really.
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What the hell are you on about?
 
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