The NFL Thread

[Drama Fan]

Good, I hope everyone in San Francisco kills themselves, and Sneed & Gay laugh about it with the rest of us

There was a reddit post I wish I had saved. It was about Seattle, but I feel like the same thing probably applies to SF. Some hippie transplant moves to Seattle and goes to a Seahawks game. Later cries to the subreddit about how all the fans were a bunch of stereotypical redneck football cishet men instead of proud NBs and and heroin junkies.
I think with SF, the stadium is in Santa Clara, nearly 45 miles away and I'm sure the fanbase is largely the same as any other football team, being made up by not people from the dregs of San Francisco. They won't burn SF down like Philly does every time they win a championship or lose a championship.
It also would have been funny if the NFL's golden boy QB got beaten by the lowest paid QB (by a huge margin, he doesn't even make 1M/year, which is unheard of for a starting QB).

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

they named the dude from San Fran "purdy", then sent him to Missouri, like come the fuck on.

Funny enough there is a town called Purdy in Missouri. Welp I'm not a fan of the Kelce/Swift stanning but the Chiefs are my states' team so congrats!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Taylor Swift can do no wrong and helped the Chiefs win. Slay Queen

 

[Dill]

Nickelodeon was streaming the game with shitty sound alike voices. it was great watching this live

https://thetvapp.to/tv/nickelodeon-east-live-stream/

 

[Chop Top]

they named the dude from San Fran "purdy", then sent him to Missouri, like come the fuck on.

There is actually a town in Missouri called Purdy. Unrelated but I thought it interesting.

edit: ninja'd

 

[Pooners Paradise]

Good job ruining the integrity of the game forever, NFL. Apparently the Chiefs didn't commit a second penalty in the second half and it took half the 49er's starters getting injured, but you bullshitted your way to forcing Mahomes, Kelce and Taylor Swift down our fucking throats.

Fuck Patrick Mahomes
Fuck Travis Kelce
Fuck the Chiefs and their piss easy division that gifts them a playoffs spot every year
Fuck Taylor Swift.

A bullshit rigged ending to a bullshit season. Now we have to have even more of these pieces of shit thrown in our faces when we just want to look up football news, and not see ads full of Chiefs players in the middle of every game.

Jersh paid off the refs and NFL with his litigation money so Sneed would win.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

S N E E D

 

[exactly 1000 goblins]

SNEEDVP

 

[Spergichu]

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I can't imagine what kind of fever dream someone who isn't American sees when looking at this photo.

 

[timewave0]

“How ‘bout that D, baby?”
-Andy Reid

Almost immediately followed by Travis Kelce singing “Viva Las Vegas” in a painful Steven Segal-esque blaccent lmao

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

they named the dude from San Fran "purdy", then sent him to Missouri, like come the fuck on.

"What's a purdy boy like you doing, playing football here in God's great open country. SUUUUEEEEY." - Chiefs coach probably

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I think with SF, the stadium is in Santa Clara, nearly 45 miles away

We play in Santa Clara.

For the last few years sure, but Candlestick was solidly in SF city limits, so don't pretend like it's not still tied to that accursed hellhole.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Super Bowl 58: 2 Scripted 2 Referees

 

[JJLiautaud]

I want to die.

 

[luigismanslave]

Jets bros, is this suffering

the jets are an infinite well of suffering, and that's perhaps the only thing they have going for them. god spites the jets everytime things look up and it's funny in a way

 

[Lunarfag]

Based our state BTFOs Commiefornia

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

they named the dude from San Fran "purdy", then sent him to Missouri, like come the fuck on.

Thats purdy gay of them

 

[ZipDisk]

MVP is lil Jon.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I can't imagine what kind of fever dream someone who isn't American sees when looking at this photo.

They cant even imagine freedom, how could they imagine winning a Super Bowl?