Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

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    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
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S.S._Spears said:
Has fat run out of areas to be stored in her body? is it now trvaelling to her brain?
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Amber's brain. Amber using her brain. Amber having a brain. :story:
Oh sweaty, that thing's been collecting dust for decades now. It's only there out of obligation.
Purely there for show, not for functionality. Just like those laaayyyrgs.
 
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Suspendered said:
It looks like it was a family wedding. Doubtful she’ll make it down the aisle with this fiancée- isn’t this #3?
ETA: Apparently their wedding date is set for 10/26/24.
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obviously a superior font chosen by a professional designer, but domyeyesbelieveme or does that say Lexus, of the luxury vehicle Lexus family?
 
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I find it hard to believe ALR's prospects on the u-haul lesbian market are that much worse now. Considering how insanely fast she got into every past relationship there's gotta be something else going on other than there being nobody depraved, desperate and dumb enough to get with her because that seems to be an infinite pool as we've seen.
 
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Gumming3082 said:
I find it hard to believe ALR's prospects on the u-haul lesbian market are that much worse now. Considering how insanely fast she got into every past relationship there's gotta be something else going on other than there being nobody depraved, desperate and dumb enough to get with her because that seems to be an infinite pool as we've seen.
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I think she has only two kinds of takers in her current situation.
Someone who is unfortunately simple (like Krystal, although even more timid and tolerant) or somebody as trashy and attention seeking as her, who cares only about money and online notoriety.

I don't think she'll ever trap another Becky or Jade, nor a Destiny.
Only the mentally deficient and tacky will dip themselves in the fishy HamberLynn pool.
 
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dfranki723 said:
I think she has only two kinds of takers in her current situation.
Someone who is unfortunately simple (like Krystal, although even more timid and tolerant) or somebody as trashy and attention seeking as her, who cares only about money and online notoriety.

I don't think she'll ever trap another Becky or Jade, nor a Destiny.
Only the mentally deficient and tacky will dip themselves in the fishy HamberLynn pool.
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I put Becky and Destiny in the same intelligence range as Krystal, only they were less shy and awkward. But yeah, it goes without saying anyone pursuing ALR past or present has serious issues.

There's a reason they all talked about Jade as if she was some kind of genius supermodel even tho she was obese herself with clearly a lot of baggage and present day problems.
 
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Suspendered said:
It looks like it was a family wedding. Doubtful she’ll make it down the aisle with this fiancée- isn’t this #3?
ETA: Apparently their wedding date is set for 10/26/24.
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The most beautiful part of this whole proposal number 4? She got this new fridge the same exact ring she got Amber. Just icing on the "she'll never love you" cake.
 
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