Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tragi-Chan]

LMFAO.

Crazy how Lucas and everyone he associates with gets accused of being a pedo. Maybe Internet people just call everyone that. Or, alternative hypothesis…

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I hate to say this, but you don't need Walter White skills (which really aren't that skillful, the show really overdid it) to isolate estrogen from horse piss.

Yep, that's how they do it.

It's got to be from a pregnant mare, right? That's got to be hard to collect, I mean if you get behind a horse it'll probably kick you. And you have to convince a horse owner to let you get horse urine. He'd think you were an absolute weirdo, and autistic people would want to avoid such an awkward situation. I even got bit by a horse one time after I'd cleaned its hooves while volunteering to help retired horses.

 

[Something Awful]

Seeing blsky mentioned in that bondagekitty's accountname: what happened to Lucas bluesky account?

It's a story in three acts.

Act 1




Act 2



Act 3

 

[vigilanterigs]

What would they do if no one paid attention anymore? No haters, no supporters? Just the deafening sound of crickets chirping

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I'm too lazy to check all these replies to this post and sorry if someone else already posted it but I begin to wonder if it could be one of the many reasons why LFJ distanced himself from Lucas?

 

[Dyn]

Crazy how Lucas and everyone he associates with gets accused of being a pedo. Maybe Internet people just call everyone that. Or, alternative hypothesis…

I get what you're saying, but in all honesty internet people do call everyone that.

 

[LGHDR+]

What the fuck...that sounds really retarded and incredibly convoluted. I know for a fact there was this troon from Kyiev (oh noes) specifically stating how dirt cheap powder estradiol from China is. And he has/had (pun intended) a mixing and distribution operation going on.
I wouldn't doubt that chinks extract it from horse piss but image of your average brave and stunning troon extracting estrogen from a bathtub filled with horse piss crosses my sense of funny/horrifying into pure fiction...even if nothing else they are all lazy as fuck. However, I'm ready to eat my shoes if this is real and probably die of laughing right after

E: I reserve "Horse piss and cat hair" as a name for my next band.

Oh, Im NOT claiming every, or even most troons do this, as the vast majority are retarded, but that's how the black market (and some of the grey market) does it. Troons just buy it.

You see this type of shit where it's illegal (Russia) or they are pink-pilling kids behind parent's backs (America), or when governments figure out to look at large Chinese packages for designer drugs (Britain AND America).

It'd probably be trivial for for an Eastern European to import finished product from China, so I don't doubt that at all. It'd never make it past customs in America - After all, it cuts into the bottom line of the pharmaceutical companies.

Also, I can admit what I'm wrong, apparently at least some of these "people" are going the extra mile. And fucking it up, naturally.

Band name theft approved, btw!

Edit:

It's got to be from a pregnant mare, right? That's got to be hard to collect

Hugbox Squeeze chute.

 

[Dyn]

Does anyone know how Keffals&friends are synthesizing trans drugs in a bathtub? It looks like you'd need to be Walter White to synthesize it from scratch or from anything readily available. Are they just grinding up pig ovaries or something? I think I heard something about boiling plastic bags too a while back.

I am asking because of curiosity, I do not encourage anyone to use bathtub estrogen and do not plan on making it myself. Sorry if it's been discussed in the last 3492 pages.

They're buying raw estriadol from Chinese bulk pharmaceutical companies and then converting it into usable preparations. It's very basic chemistry, and they don't actually use bathtubs for it.

 

[LGHDR+]

They're buying raw estriadol from Chinese bulk pharmaceutical companies and then converting it into usable preparations. It's very basic chemistry, and they don't actually use bathtubs for it.

Even piss extraction's easy if you have them equipment (not that I've done it, but it would be trivial with a rotovap and a chem distillation setup).

You might notice I didn't mention an autoclave. They sure as fuck don't use one.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Less than a month ago Keffals was calling Foodshops a pedophile for being a lolicon*, I'm sure Keffals will be morally consistent and denounce Vaush for getting caught with multiple Loli images on his computer's porn folder.
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Keffals has never been one to be morally consistent so this doesn't surprise me
*The only thing I know about Foodshops I learned from info Keffals presented, they do indeed appear to be a lolicon and that is not defensible.

Edit: Seems Ethan saw Keffals defending Vaush's Loli folder and he's not very happy about it
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god I fucking hate the "do better" line, it's so shitheaded and condescending. the irony really hits home here with keffals of all people telling others to do better while pretending like he didn't solicit a huge stack of money with the explicit purpose of destroying the police for misgendering, only to blow it all on cocaine and a european vacation to cheat on his boyfriend

"I really like you! You're a good person!" shut the fuck up, you couldn't sound more disingenuous if you tried. he's only using these backhanded compliments to shame somebody into conforming to his own disgusting opinion so he doesn't look like the degenerate he is. anyway, pretty much everybody already knows Ethan Klein is not a good person lmao. do better, keffals.

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faggot, if the strength of your movement lives or dies by the character of an internet streamer, you have already lost. everyone whose entire career consists of talking into a camera is a complete degenerate. that's as true for pundits and newscasters and actors and comedians as it is for streamers and breadtube fags. this is the same problem the so-called alt-right had when they lionized self-destructing morons like Milo Yiannopoulos, Baked Alaska, Mike Cernovich, Ben Shapiro, Sargon of Akkad, fucking Ralph, the list goes on. if the best leaders your movement has are all internet-poisoned narcissistic losers then don't be surprised when you find it's impossible to be taken seriously amidst the constant raging current of internal controversy. assume these people are all pedophiles and act accordingly. do better, lefties.

 

[Dyn]

Even piss extraction's easy if you have them equipment (not that I've done it, but it would be trivial with a rotovap and a chem distillation setup).

You might notice I didn't mention an autoclave. They sure as fuck don't use one.

Easy enough to run a small batch as a fun hobbyist project but the scale of production you'd need to supply a bunch of customers is way beyond reasonable for a home lab.

 

[LGHDR+]

Easy enough to run a small batch as a fun horrifying hobbyist project but the scale of production you'd need to supply a bunch of customers is way beyond reasonable for a home lab.

For sure, but I felt like the market for underage troonshine would be relatively small enough to crack this shit off. Am I horrifically off base with the numbers? I've seen something like "300 customers", I'd think....

...wait, I don't want the farms to be the go-to for lurkers about discussion of troonshine manufacture.

Disregard, I almost made more girl cocks.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

Lucas be like "I'll quit Twitter... for Twitter 2!"
Great example of an absolute terminally online brain-rotted retard who forgot how to turn off his computer whenever he gets mildly inconvenienced by words on the screen.

Anyway Ethan, Lucas, and Vaush? Very entertaining White Male Fight of the year, and it's only February.

 

[Dyn]

For sure, but I felt like the market for underage troonshine would be relatively small enough to crack this shit off. Am I horrifically off base with the numbers?

You could pull the estrone easily enough, but just keeping the horses would be prohibitively expensive, and it's not an expense you could offset because a lot of these cooks are activists selling not far above costs.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Theres a non zero chance its just human piss

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Theres a non zero chance its just human piss

There's a significant chance of that. None of the troonshiners are regulated by any kind of agency so they could be sending any kind of chemical really. I feel like if you threw enough anime characters and troon flags on a bottle, they wouldn't even question it either. Actually, if I recall correctly, wasn't there some major troon spergout a few years back where one of their favorite troonshineries was exposed for literally shipping out snake oil? It feels really vague, but I remember reading some reddit posts where troons said they were on the verge of 41%ing once they found out that all their feelings of validation were just placebo.

 

[round robin]

What the fuck is this retarded pedo on about? Unlike "fascist" and "nazi" which have become practically meaningless pejoratives, "pedophile" has still completely retained its meaning. It only tends to be used against people believed to be pedophiles.

 

[Dyn]

It only tends to be used against people believed to be pedophiles.

No it doesn't. Everyone on the internet gets called a pedo these days over basically nothing.

 

[Hellfire Club]

Regarding the strogen, someone said something about Lucas having a brazilian troon as a grooming partner
The access to estrogen in brazil is very easy and CHEAP
They don't need horse piss or buying powder from China.

 

[Dyn]

Regarding the strogen, someone said something about Lucas having a brazilian troon as a grooming partner
The access to estrogen in brazil is very easy and CHEAP
They don't need horse piss or buying powder from China.

The Brazilian was shipping it in from China.