Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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By my estimation that burger and two extra chaffles is 3182 calories
I havent watched but just the photos, even the idea of this thing, is making me actually a little mad. Well, annoyed, but its such a Fat Fuck Jack thing to make, its such a gross display of excessiveness. Its so stupid, its such a manchild thing to make. I hope he gets trolled in the comments, it doesnt even look good.
 
Looks like Fatty has surprisingly continued to grace us with his updates.
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No update yet this week? Hmm.
 
Agreed. The man is an asshole through and through. He's said he's the "nicest guy on youtube" and then bitches people out when his food isn't served right away. A true "nice guy" would just smile, tell them to take their time, and know that sometimes things are truly out of control of the people in the kitchen and they're doing the best they can.

But no. This is the faggot that when he was able to eat french fries before they became evil because he was a sugar monster he'd dock the server's tip at Red Robin if they didn't bring out his refill of fries NOW!
Please ... can someone dig up when he filmed and/or typed the "Nicest Guy On YouTube" proclamation? I'd love to see it with my own eyes. Also the Red Robin stuff
 
I just watched like 7 minutes of Junior and his boys getting their asses kicked by teenagers at COD. Junior, after rushing callously into a room with two members of the opposite team and getting his character blasted into swiss cheese, declares "Those two were literally in the same room. They love the accompaniment of men"

Like father, like son. Always trying to prove their supposed heterosexuality in situations that don't call for it.
 
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I just watched like 7 minutes of Junior and his boys getting their asses kicked by teenagers at COD. Junior, after rushing callously into a room with two members of the opposite team and getting his character blasted into swiss cheese, declares "Those two were literally in the same room. They love the accompaniment of men"
He has a youtube channel and has posted a couple shorts to it... this is fucking gay.
 
We've seen unfiltered jack. Generally, on camera he'll stop and glare, but I'm willing to bet junior got hit in the head a lot as a child, and sometimes he looked like he was going to walk over and belt Tammy, but if he did he obviously didn't upload the video.

I've got more family that act like Jack than I'd like, and several of them are quiet rage monsters, where they just stew in their own shittiness, glaring.

His pettiness never fails to shine through. If you like brown mustard? No. Jack will use yellow. Even if it's your recipe.

Like green enchiladas? Too bad, Jack is using red.

People get tired of the Scalfani's fairly quickly, Briana has that weird church raised look to her, she never had a chance to escape.

Even the job Jack was proudest of fired him because he has terminal DFL.

I'd go so far as to say Jack is Evil. He's a strain on an overburdened medical system, and he keeps defying god's will that he FUCKING DIE.


Re - Argyle review: Jack no like twists, they make him feel unsafe! Funny enough, most reviewers agree with his opinion here, the movie is a piece of shit dressed up like a mystery.
 
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Hopefully Jr got his gamer words out of his system before going live
Goddamn this is slowly evolving into a Scalfani family thread. Hopefully Jack Jr has an eighth of stubbornness of his father. It could potentially lend to great content.
 
I just watched like 7 minutes of Junior and his boys getting their asses kicked by teenagers at COD. Junior, after rushing callously into a room with two members of the opposite team and getting his character blasted into swiss cheese, declares "Those two were literally in the same room. They love the accompaniment of men"

Like father, like son. Always trying to prove their supposed heterosexuality in situations that don't call for it.
Anyone see Briana’s cameo?

Holy shit Bri has a big ass. She has been thoroughly Tammified. And best of all, Junior goes in to give an asspat and does it like it’s his first time touching a girl . #NGA is gayyyyy

Jesus Christ Junior if you’re gonna grope a woman, do it like a fucking chad. Make that ass quake. Check her oil. Grab an handful . Otherwise she will gossip with her friends that you’re worse than marrying a closeted gay, but rather she married a creep.
 
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