Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
It's something you shove your balls into so that you can use your balls as a dildo.

Balldo wasn't paid for this, he simply saw it, used it, did a review, and then begged the company to sponsor him, which as far as I know they never did. He made a whole review video talking about how amazing it was, even if he didn't achieve a "ballgasm" while using it on Kayla, and then he bought all of his friends one, including Drex and made Drex discuss it with him on stream.

In the review video he went into excessive detail about his experience with it.

They gave him s 5% sponsorship code. It was official. He wanted to get the CEO on the show.

I think the only difference is the type of device used to vape it. Have we ever seen one of them with a vape of any sort? @Himedall All-seeing Waifu or @elb (or other Locals stream watchers) might know.

Nick bought some vape machines in blue and orange (Kayla and his favourite colours, respectively) but he hates the inhalation ans snorting, but his own report. He prefers injection or swallowing drugs, I suppose.

Sometime after the appeal failed, Nick mentioned he left Vic's messages on unread. It was discussed here.

I do not recall this, but I could see a man getting in trouble for being a sex hound not wanting to associate with a coomer.
 
Nick did a livestream that LOCALS is still processing, so I trolled the chat on my commute instead.

Looks like he is coping about his schedule and content heavily and the hug box comes to console him.

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Nick did a livestream that LOCALS is still processing, so I trolled the chat on my commute instead.

Looks like he is coping about his schedule and content heavily and the hug box comes to console him.


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Even his Nu-fans are telling him to go back to law. But they do it in such a non commital passive way, like they're afraid of shifting his ire upon them.

"Hey Nick, remember document reading, that stuff was really great and you were super good at it. But only do it if you want to okay?"

"What did you just say to me? Don't you know. I am. The streaming. Expert. I already have enough stress from my AIDS diagnosis, I don't need haters telling me to not wear the hot topic belt. Enjoy being banned Kiwi prude."
 
then he bought all of his friends one, including Drex and made Drex discuss it with him on stream.
Drex had it first and left it at Nick's house. There's even a picture of Nick putting Drex's, presumably unused, balldo on his nose as a joke. That made Nick curious about it and he bought his own.
They gave him s 5% sponsorship code. It was official. He wanted to get the CEO on the show.
IIRC they even offered him a percentage of the company if he wanted to buy in. That may have been a joke but I do remember him talking about it as investment opportunity.
 
Camelot sheepishly saying "to be fair, he's been under a lot of stress, so..." :story:
What stress? No job, no family to take care of because he just pays a nanny to spend thousands of dollars on "snacks" every month, his only obligation is a stream he does at random, maybe, if he feels like it, and even when he does he's just a sloppy slurring drunk who hasn't even refreshed himself on the most basic details of whatever bullshit he's supposedly talking about. Much of it is just bitching about his critics.
Drex had it first and left it at Nick's house. There's even a picture of Nick putting Drex's, presumably unused, balldo on his nose as a joke.
Unused my ass. That shit had Drexie's Afro nad sweat all over it. He'd probably just used it on Nick.
You're right that it's still gross enough. Maybe I'm reaching here, but I think the set of corrected facts (with my limited understanding of the ordeal) would still warrant concern.
I think Drex has taken a certain excessive amount of shit on this because people hate Nick now and he's almost substituting as a symbol of Nick's degeneracy, when he never himself pretended to be some paragon.

The actual version of events that happened is at least skeevy but more or less in consonance with the character he always presented. The exaggerated nearly fake version has him being all but a child groomer. The actual events were not that extreme. It's not like he dragged her out of the cradle and put her right into bondage gear on her 18th birthday.
Nicotine salts? Video won’t embed for some reason but it is the video called “Friday Funtimes with Lady Rackets” at timestamp 47:50.
Surprisingly these actually exist (who knew I didn't) and are some weird hippy dippy way of consuming nicotine. Just smoke a fag bitch you're already married to one.

It makes more sense than bath salts which are like shit that makes you go out on the street naked and eat someone's face.

(Fun fact the actual source of the face-eating bath salts dude is bullshit. He actually did eat someone's face but he was just nuts. Bath salts had nothing to do with it. They are still something to be seriously avoided though.)
but these mises/hayek/friedman/sowell types are a rather small minority, the bulk of libertarians are just in it because
>dude i want to buy weed and hookers!
>and paying less taxes would be kinda nice too i guess...
Most people who claim to be libertarian are not. They have mistaken it for being a libertine boomer coomer, like the subject of this thread.

But yes, they'll generally be more interested in discussing Austrian economics than Balldos or "what if the child consents" or what drugs they've done that day.

Feels like a straw man because it’s a straw man.
Nick himself is a straw man. He couldn't be more fucking weak even if he were literally made of straw.
 
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It's a rubber thing you put round your actual balls so you can then penetrate your partner with them for some reason. Why literally anyone other than a booze-addled sex pest would think this is anything other than literally the most retarded idea imaginable, no-one knows. This is an actual illustration from their site:
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Is this the New Flag of the EU?
 
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That's what I imagine is happening when Nick cancels a show with a bizarre excuse.
Literally nothing you think when Nick cancels with some incredibly WEIRD and HILARIOUS excuse is better than just admitting he was having a soul train run on his honky ass after boofing $100 worth of whiskey.
Regardless Nick thinks it makes him look better if he wasn't but it makes him look just as bad.
It's basically an admission of being an absolute and utter piece of shit. He just used Vic and threw him away like trash.

Maybe he should address that, instead of making up bullshit about being called a wife beater.
It's a rubber thing you put round your actual balls so you can then penetrate your partner with them for some reason. Why literally anyone other than a booze-addled sex pest would think this is anything other than literally the most retarded idea imaginable, no-one knows. This is an actual illustration from their site:
When he first introduced this thing on the show, everyone thought it was some kind of gag because it was utterly unfathomable that he could be doing this seriously.

Nick LITERALLY SHOVES HIS BALLS INTO A WEIRD LITTLE CAGE AND RAMS IT INTO HIS WIFE.

Presumably, since this is its advertising point "your second dick that never goes soft," this is because his dick doesn't work.

This is not some meme like Patrick Tomlinson grinding up black children into pepperoni.

Nick does this. This is Nick. Think about him delivering any opinion on any subject, and then remember this. You will never take him seriously again.
And, to be extra clear, I don't think Ty took much in the way of responsibility at all.
We really don't know what happened behind the scenes but it would probably not benefit either Vic or Ty himself to go into public detail about attorney/client shit that won't improve his situation.

But Nick's smug fuckface "whatever" can go fuck itself and he and his gay face can go fuck themselves.
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When he first introduced this thing on the show, everyone thought it was some kind of gag because it was utterly unfathomable that he could be doing this seriously.
The balldo arc happened long after I stopped watching him regularly. When I first heard about it I always figured he'd either stumbled across it somewhere on the net, or maybe been offered a sponsorship as joke (given he's publicly so laissez faire about most shit) and was just making jokes about it because it's blatantly fucking retarded. Then I followed the thread and it turns out nope, he unironically likes putting his balls in a silicone cage and sticking them in Lady Rackets, probably because, as you note, he has permanent whiskey dick.
 
Edit to add: Anyone have clips with Nick saying the f slur in them? Feel free to message to me if so, it would be much appreciated. I’m going to need as many as I have the patience to hunt down
A famous one is where he called Jay Wollman (Marc Randazza's law partner) a faggot. It was pretty unwarranted too. He even apologized for that one.
I don't know what Rackets is doing to himself. Maybe it's the drugs. Maybe it's the booze. Maybe it's his manorexia combined with his poorly suppressed homosexual urges. It might even be the weight of some legitimate family issue taking it's toll. I don't know. But whatever it is, it's worse for his appearance than literally dying of cancer.
A few months ago we were thinking Rackets looked like he just walked out of Disco Elysium but now I think if he showed up in it this guy would say you're looking rough, man.
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Nick loves commissioning paintings, you’d think he would have gotten his own ‘Portrait of Dorian Gray’ done, before he set off on his hedonistic lifestyle. Then it could have withered away in his place, instead of this wasted visage we now see before us.
He was drunk and got the wording of his wish wrong, so now there is a portrait in the attic somewhere where he looks like an absolute fucking Adonis and this twitching, drunken ghoul is what we get to see in public.
 
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Nick did a livestream that LOCALS is still processing, so I trolled the chat on my commute instead.

Looks like he is coping about his schedule and content heavily and the hug box comes to console him.


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It started off with me laughing at the idea that kids become more time consuming as they get older. It ended with me cackling at the idea that "content creator" is a hard job.

Can anyone here honestly say that as they gained their independence, they required MORE of their parents time?
 
Watching the hot topic belt video has made me think about lolcows with ODD. It seems to be one of the most defining lolcow traits, and it really seems like in the last year or two Nick has fit the mould of someone with an oppositional defiant personality.
You see, there's your issue. ODD is effectively a made up diagnosis to explain why shitty children are shitty...it's more specific to children, and its legitimacy as a diagnosis to begin with is tenuous at best. AFAIK Null actually was diagnosed with ODD as a child.

You believed Nick at his word when he's done nothing but prove exactly why you shouldn't, because he's lying when his face hole is open and not sucking down a bottle (and even sometimes when it is).

If you're an "adult" who was "diagnosed" with ODD it's more likely you have antisocial personality traits. Or in Nick's case, an insufferable fucking cunt.
 
Nick LITERALLY SHOVES HIS BALLS INTO A WEIRD LITTLE CAGE AND RAMS IT INTO HIS WIFE.

Presumably, since this is its advertising point "your second dick that never goes soft," this is because his dick doesn't work.

This is not some meme like Patrick Tomlinson grinding up black children into pepperoni.

Nick does this. This is Nick. Think about him delivering any opinion on any subject, and then remember this. You will never take him seriously again.
This bears repeating, so I'll quote it again, verbatim:

"Nick LITERALLY SHOVES HIS BALLS INTO A WEIRD LITTLE CAGE AND RAMS IT INTO HIS WIFE."
 
On the other side of our little comparison, our boy Nick recently crowed about successfully matching his college weight, and claimed to be at the peak of health. This is what he looked like during tonight's stream:

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I've been following his downfall for months now and even my jaw hit the floor seeing him. Dude looks like a pickled corpse, but what do I know? I'm probably just another damn Karen concern trolling tbh.
 
Watching the hot topic belt video has made me think about lolcows with ODD. It seems to be one of the most defining lolcow traits, and it really seems like in the last year or two Nick has fit the mould of someone with an oppositional defiant personality.
ODD is a diagnosis exclusively for children. In adults it’s called sociopathy.

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ODD is a diagnosis exclusively for children. In adults it’s called sociopathy.

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They call kids that because most kids grow out of acting like angry retards all the time. And adults will try to hide under it because even someone operating on the level of Balldo Man knows being a sociopath is something you don't want to cop to.
 
Can anyone here honestly say that as they gained their independence, they required MORE of their parents time?
The only thing I or any of my siblings needed from our parents as we got older was permission to borrow a car, or a ride when we couldn't drive in the first place. Outside of that I think oue parents wanted more time with us, not the other way around. Empty Nest and all that. But we all know Nick (and possibly Kayla but she's too pilled out to be sure) detests the kids so they're only worthy as excuses not to work.
 
Nick did a livestream that LOCALS is still processing, so I trolled the chat on my commute instead.

Looks like he is coping about his schedule and content heavily and the hug box comes to console him.
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Yes, when work starts feeling like work, just take a few steps back. Don't force anything. Think happy thoughts.

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So it's actually Rumble's fault for not adjusting to Nick's personality disorder. They definitely have his playbook of excuses memorized as it seems they can predict his future copes as well.
 
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