Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
So, he's going to double down, right?
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I stopped watching Rekieta when he stopped doing law stuff and I have no idea what he does now. Like, what are the people watching him watching him to see?
He has no audience. The last significant event on his show was he got catfished by a dude pretending to be a woman.
 
They want to see his sick collection of Hot Topic belts that totally owns the haterz, and watch his anus be violated.
I’d be shocked if more than 10% of Nick’s audience is watching him with genuine interest versus gawking at the wreckage that used to be a person.
 
I'm so totally mad he got catfished by MANdy. I was so upset by that. Not laughing hysterically or anything. I was intensely angry.
When I found out Nick’s belt was from Hot Topic, I was so mad I punched a concrete wall and am typing this with bandaged knuckles.
 
We’re almost at the midpoint of Q1. What’s going on with Rumble apart from crickets, Nick?

No trips to FL planned yet... My money is on the fact he never mentions it again unless he snags something and gloats over it.

I stopped watching Rekieta when he stopped doing law stuff and I have no idea what he does now. Like, what are the people watching him watching him to see?

No idea, but he successfully reduced his locals viewers during a show from over 700 to under 50.


In minor LOCALS drama, we have the first confirmed divorce:

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ArtTheClown (of psychopathic postings and support for Kelly Long) and EgalitarianBtch (Of shite-smeared arse amd lewd-posting fame) gave gone their separate ways... It seems degeneracy was not enough to keep them together.

I am sure Nick's show was the only thing that kept them together. How could Nick be so selfish to only think of himself and cause this divorce! If only they had his 'Relationship streams' I know they would still be together!
 
ArtTheClown (of psychopathic postings and support for Kelly Long) and EgalitarianBtch (Of shite-smeared arse amd lewd-posting fame) gave gone their separate ways... It seems degeneracy was not enough to keep them together.
Part of me wants to think you're not being serious about such disgusting degeneracy but then I remember that this is Nick and his orbiters we're talking about.
Nick has already announced no show tomorrow. Not because it is Valentine’s Day. He has…”other stuff”.
No doubt attending romantically to the woman he loves, respects, is attracted to, and wants to be in a committed relationship with for the rest of his life.
 
I stopped watching Rekieta when he stopped doing law stuff and I have no idea what he does now. Like, what are the people watching him watching him to see?
Beyond former fans watching in morbid interest as he further self-destructs? Background noise and familiarity? He’s currently trying to get Trump people back, but I think Viva Frei tore that audience off him when he was spiraling into Balldo’s. He really doesn’t put any effort in anymore, like doesn’t try to skim an article. He just wings shit off a vague idea he misremembers.

He admitted to having AIDS, btw. Elissa has a clip of it.
 
I stopped watching Rekieta when he stopped doing law stuff and I have no idea what he does now. Like, what are the people watching him watching him to see?
Reading out days to weeks old news articles, interrupting reading them out to complain about random shit or argue with the chat or to leave the stream for extended periods to "check on" his wife.

Then he fires up the Locals poststream where he seethes and complains some more for the people who did not get their fill of whining. From what I understand the Locals meta right now is to whine on Locals night after night about how he hates doing Locals streams so late, how low the audience is, and how he preferred when he didn't have a set schedule to do them. He then says schedule changes are coming.

No idea, but he successfully reduced his locals viewers during a show from over 700 to under 50.
You don't get it. Someone who isn't a social media expert might be concerned that his Locals audience has dropped over 90%.

A true social media expert recognizes that that is over 650 people who must have been made mad. As a social media expert and standup comic, Nick knows that it's FUNNY to make people mad. It's not like even the people who were sitting in Nick's Locals chat a year ago are now laughing at Balldoman.
 
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