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Not gonna lie that hunch he's got made me instantly adjust in my chair. Good lord there's neanderthal models at your local museum with straighter backs than this fucking loser.Rate the side profile:
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Not gonna lie that hunch he's got made me instantly adjust in my chair. Good lord there's neanderthal models at your local museum with straighter backs than this fucking loser.Rate the side profile:
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Seeing that chin from the side reminds me of a clam.Rate the side profile:
I'm sure he'll be the perfect prison geisha and they won't mind about the hair on his chinny chin chin.Rate the side profile:
Yeah that's called Brady material. Any criminal defendant can request it. If the prosecution has exculpatory material and fails to turn it over, this can lead up to sanctions up to and including just throwing out the case against the defendant.Alan's defense attorney made a request for evidence that is favorable to him.
This is what he looks like.I'm sure he'll be the perfect prison geisha and they won't mind about the hair on his chinny chin chin.
Isn't he 6'3''?little dude
He's still getting lots of dicks in him.Isn't he 6'3''?
Your obsession with him getting butt raped is very distasteful. Hope that his head gets caved in and he drowns in his own blood and leaking cranial fluid instead!He's still getting lots of dicks in him.
This is barely even an invocation of Mutt's Law. It's just obvious fact. This dude is getting dicks in him, lots of them, for the foreseeable future. He's looking forward to the feds, then states passing him around like a party favor.Your obsession with him getting butt raped is very distasteful. Hope that his head gets caved in and he drowns in his own blood and leaking cranial fluid instead!
Yeah that was my fault. I was trying to make a cheeky joke while also showing support for him being brutally killed in prison. The Jim thread kinda melted my brain. I do think it would be better that if they are able to fully pin all of this on him, and it's looking that way, that they just take him to a swamp and make a canoe out of his head with a 9mm. The prison system and tax payer are over burdened as it is.This is barely even an invocation of Mutt's Law. It's just obvious fact. This dude is getting dicks in him, lots of them, for the foreseeable future. He's looking forward to the feds, then states passing him around like a party favor.
His future life is just no fun.
The back of his jumper almost looks like it reads 'I SERVE COCK'.Yeah that's called Brady material. Any criminal defendant can request it. If the prosecution has exculpatory material and fails to turn it over, this can lead up to sanctions up to and including just throwing out the case against the defendant.
This is what he looks like.
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The number of dicks this swishy little dude is going to have in him is mind-boggling.
I think it's entirely possible he's a patsy who was used by the other people in torswats.Yeah that was my fault. I was trying to make a cheeky joke while also showing support for him being brutally killed in prison. The Jim thread kinda melted my brain. I do think it would be better that if they are able to fully pin all of this on him, and it's looking that way, that they just take him to a swamp and make a canoe out of his head with a 9mm. The prison system and tax payer are over burdened as it is.
The fact that he fucked up some of his opsec so bad and it took them this long to find him is puzzling.I think it's entirely possible he's a patsy who was used by the other people in torswats.
Hope it exceeds the number of his victims.The number of dicks this swishy little dude is going to have in him is mind-boggling.
Can you provide more info about the other people in that Discord predator picture, plus what their relations to each other and/or Jonah and Entropy are?I'm just gonna leave this here for you all, just sayin whoever made that first post wasn't far off, Jonah would align himself with Jordan C Burch and make calls
If you go on /soc/ on 4chan you'll most likely end up finding a discord server with "boner doner" aka burch as previously mentioned , as the main star of a random discord server he uses to talk to minors sexually in dms, he's well known by 4chin niggers as being a lolcow but also a disgusting child predator he currently resides at his mothers house after his father kicked him out, I doxxed his dads address and his moms address quite some time ago, he's friends with that Shaun Daldry aka kellhus he does calls in his server, but I was fake friends with kellhus for like 2 years just to see if i could get him caught (he's a diaper sniper as well) and these people used to be Jonahs friends and allies and do cyber crime with himCan you provide more info about the other people in that Discord predator picture, plus what their relations to each other and/or Jonah and Entropy are?
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This dumb mothefucker used usernames and profile pictures from characters in the Lord of the Rings. Hey dumbass you should have learned better fucking opsec before starting your swatting service.
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More of alan's dumb faggotry: 1) He used Gmail instead of proton mail or tutanora, 2) he made a youtube and discord account with the same email, 3) he left back a digital footprint that linked him back to his LOTR usernames and profile pictures and the dumb motherfucker watched videos on Youtube about swattings, bomb and active shooter threats. 4) Used the same recovery phone number across all of his emails. Congrats you fucking dumbass, you made the feds's job easier.
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This is what happens when you don't delete your cookies and use Google as your primary search engine.
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Again, he made feds's job easier of course.
TLDR: Alan is a dumb faggot who knew nothing about opsec and made the feds's job easier while they were trying to catch him.
So basically the Croatian Neonazi trannyfucker dogged Alan out to the feds, presumably because he or one of his associates came into this thread to spam his home-brew homosexual pornography?Kinda funny that the gay faggot guy who bangs trannies exposed all these fuckers on a more serious level to the feds