Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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BootlegPopeye said:
I still think the most fruitful way to get her dox is to check people who interacted with Chris online, maybe even a couple years in the past. They claim she interacted with Chris only when he was in jail, but can we really take that statement at face value?

I have a hard time believing she spends all this time with Chris unless she in some sense, wants to. I think it's another Megan situation, one of the only actual galpals he ever had (of course he fucked that up). Even if she were paid, most of us wouldn't be able to tolerate that much Chris (or, any Chris). Even people who were tolerant of him have said they can only take him in small doses. With that said, I find it hard to believe that she didn't interact with him at some point online, it could have been something as small as liking a tweet or facebook post.
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Occam's Razor suggests they may have met at one of those card shop game events. We have no documentation of his interactions at those beyond when they go south I.E. End Games.
 
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Hmm... Is it possible to get Chris in a chat and maybe have him spill the beans about flutter if you can catch him off guard?
 
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BootlegPopeye said:
I still think the most fruitful way to get her dox is to check people who interacted with Chris online, maybe even a couple years in the past. They claim she interacted with Chris only when he was in jail, but can we really take that statement at face value?
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i have been trying this whenever i have some free time and nothing better to waste it on and so far i got nothing. i fully believe shes known of chris for quite some time and is most likely following him on one if not all of his accounts. none of these accounts will be MLP related or have the name flutter in them either.

she might like fluttershy but i dont think shes one of those autistic pony fans who make everything about whatever pony they like. unless she is some form of insane lurker who has only ever observed chris from the shadows never once making a single account online or anything there has to be something out there its just a matter of what it is and where it is.
 
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Cabbage patch is definitely the greatest mystery of modern Christatory.

My greatest fear is that when she does get revealed she has a voice like a bullfrog, she's in there smoking a cigarette and breaks my illusion of her being an enchanted sorceress from a cabbage patch.

Oh well.
 
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BootlegPopeye said:
I have a hard time believing she spends all this time with Chris unless she in some sense, wants to. I think it's another Megan situation, one of the only actual galpals he ever had (of course he fucked that up). Even if she were paid, most of us wouldn't be able to tolerate that much Chris (or, any Chris). Even people who were tolerant of him have said they can only take him in small doses. With that said, I find it hard to believe that she didn't interact with him at some point online, it could have been something as small as liking a tweet or facebook post.
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I still think Flutter is either actually related to Caden, or one of his friends that Caden roped into helping him wrangle Chris. If Flutter hasn't been seen in a bit, maybe she wised up. I don't see Caden paying them enough to offset not having a job, and if you get wrapped up in Chris shit and get dox'd, you're probably going to have issue finding employment that cares about online footprint background checks.
 
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Metatron said:
No, no poop touching allowed.

Plus, the chase is fun.
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Fear not, it was a rhetorical question. As you may or may not have already surmised.

PhoBingas said:
I still think Flutter is either actually related to Caden, or one of his friends that Caden roped into helping him wrangle Chris.
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I thought so too at first but if she was just someone that reached out to Chris of her own free will, it may be that she has worked with Caden here and there but doesn't have any connections to Praetor otherwise.

Tbh, I think the con was the last straw for her and she went back to where she came from because she had had enough.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Tbh, I think the con was the last straw for her and she went back to where she came from because she had had enough.
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That's an angle I never really thought of. maybe she was pissed enough about being booted out of the con, she washed her hands of the whole situation.
I still think at one point SOMEBODY exchanged money with Flutter / egg / cabbage, unless she's super deranged... but if she is super deranged, would she have had such an easy time flying to and from Chris and Caden's little love shack?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Tbh, I think the con was the last straw for her and she went back to where she came from because she had had enough.
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my take is that she finally had to return to Finland but may already be incubating Crystal or Reginald

aside from the British & Irish & French & German - Crystal or Reginald will have a large portion of Finnish DNA. Not sure if /pol/ would still consider them 'white' because of the whole Finns=Asiatics meme

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PhoBingas said:
That's an angle I never really thought of. maybe she was pissed enough about being booted out of the con, she washed her hands of the whole situation.
I still think at one point SOMEBODY exchanged money with Flutter / egg / cabbage, unless she's super deranged... but if she is super deranged, would she have had such an easy time flying to and from Chris and Caden's little love shack?
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There is a certain maturity and steadfastness about her, like how she's always very calm and managed just to hold Chris back with just a slight touch.

I don't think she's deranged in any way, she might just have a weird fascination with Chris and enough of it to overlook a lot of things.

She's definitely the one in command and I wouldn't put it past her if she was an ROTC chick or something in high school or maybe something with discipline. Maybe her parents felt like she should take karate or something, there's not like I say an intensity about her just discipline.
 
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I'm convinced that cabbage is tied with caden. I think she was paid to visit Chris over the holidays and to have him make more merch. I mean after she left, the etsy store had new items for sale. Also Christmas and new years are spent with close ones and friends, we'll usually.

I think she's used to pay for materials, trips, and anything that would take Chris's tug boat. She's like living ATM since you can't trust Chris with money. And a motivator to make more garbage for sale.
 
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Lou Sassle said:
If we're on to wild as guesses I'm going to put $1 on Chris and Egg smoking meth and letting Caden fuck both of them in the butt while Chris makes sonichu noises and Egg neighs like a horse.

You can't prove me wrong.
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As a matter of fact, I can.
Caden Michael Peck has moved to Maryville, Missouri, and is on 4,5 years of probation. He can't leave the state.
 
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bango skank said:
It’s certainly possible the account was a throwaway, but I still think the chances of out of the (at most)couple hundred people on the flight there would be someone who is aware of Chris/Flutter and recognizing her.


This is the most unbelievable for me though. I know there are women who obsess and fall in love with murderers and other reprehensible men in jail, but I can’t picture ANY woman actually being attracted to Chris.

Or at least not one capable of protecting her identity this well.
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I'd imagine something like that disgusting piece Cobes just pulled when i think of women crazy enough to be legit into Chris. Flutter doesn't strike me as a mid-western, middle-aged meth whore so my money is still on her being roped into this by Caden, a handler position of some kind. Hope the pittance Caden pays her, if any money at all is changing hands indeed, is worth it getting felt up by Chris.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
I'd imagine something like that disgusting piece Cobes just pulled when i think of women crazy enough to be legit into Chris. Flutter doesn't strike me as a mid-western, middle-aged meth whore so my money is still on her being roped into this by Caden, a handler position of some kind. Hope the pittance Caden pays her, if any money at all is changing hands indeed, is worth it getting felt up by Chris.
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I'd also say, although it's hard to tell from pics, she seems kind of disinterested in the pics
 
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