Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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When you're hittin it from the back and that pussy starts smelling like a Dave's Double
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Sammich said:
I'm not sure if this is known, or if it's new, but someone has been posting links to some sextape this piss witch made.

https://bestcam.tv/414718
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That isn’t a normal body for a 39 year old. Jesus Christ, that’s a body of a woman who had five kids and a crippling meth addiction.
 
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crying and shidding said:
Do we have any idea how NAL made her way from Denver to Casper? Did Papa Nips pick her up, did she take a bus? Fly in on a broom or something??
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A "fan" paid for the ticket, then the fan(or friend of) took the same flight as her, and filmed it and posted it on reddit. An actual trole that cobra rules his life judging by his post history. Nvm, I'm a retard and can't read. I don't know how she got from denver to casper, it wasn't clint because she only spoke to him on the phone briefly.

Can anyone give me a QRD on the stream I missed? Anything interesting or was it just more of a pyscho yapping while sitting next to a corpse who says uhhuh every once in a while?
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Can anyone give me a QRD on the stream I missed? Anything interesting or was it just more of a pyscho yapping while sitting next to a corpse who says uhhuh every once in a while?
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It was a long and eventful stream. Lot to cover, but I can try.

When they went live Josh was actually out cold. NAL was groping and kissing his unconscious body in a really inappropriate way. She ran the stream like it was on her own deleted channel for about an hour before a door knock woke Josh up. She then deployed a tactic that they kept doing all stream: every time they had to answer the door they'd mute the stream and cover the camera with a receipt. This infuriates redditniggers. The redditniggers are despondent in general in the chat during the whole stream, raging impotently at the swamp witch and threatening to call in more wellness checks.

The next few hours blend together. Josh is clearly exhausted and hammered and NAL is manic with no signs of slowing down. He just sort of rolls around in his chair, half asleep, trying his best to respond to her as she continues her usual sperging. Chat is furious because Jessica has timed out FanGirlKate at some point ahead of the stream. She also keeps feeding him booze.

At one point NAL mutes the stream but keeps the camera running while she listens to music and flails around, Josh ocassionally nodding his head along with her when he isn't dozing off. This goes on for 40 minutes, with Jessica deliberately ignoring chat's anguished demands to unmute while doing bitchy smug faces. Eventually another knock rouses Cobra awake and they put the receipt in front of the camera again.

When Josh comes back, he unmutes and goes on a rant against the trolls. Jessica goes on her own rant and times out Punkrock for backtalk. They then spend the rest of the stream cuddling and making disgusting pillow talk before Jessica realizes its almost 10PM in Casper and they abruptly end it to go meet some unnamed third party, probably a drug dealer.

A few choice quotes:
"Josh, I've honestly never seen a man with lips like yours, ever"

"Jessica, your pussy smells like Wendy's hamburgers"

"Here's the hickey I gave him, I tried to give him one on both sides of his neck"
 
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Sammich said:
I'm not sure if this is known, or if it's new, but someone has been posting links to some sex tape this piss witch made.

https://bestcam.tv/414718
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The drunk dude was half asleep while his pecker was getting sucked. She seems to like her men drunk and high when they fuck her. Even the sex tape guy was half asleep.
 
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A final observation for the night. After watching NAL for a while on mute, I really focused on her hideous chompers. She literally has a snaggletoothed grin. Combined with her fucked up glassy cross-eyed gaze, the jowly sag of her face generally, and that gigantic nose, she really does look like a witch. Despite how weird Josh can look at times, she is worse.

Literally gross to look at.
 
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