🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Twitter hiatus sounds highly unusual for our fat bpd girl.

He doesn't actually want to be found lol afraid to get served I guess.

100% confirmed he's afraid. All that posturing just to pussy out and cower in fear?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Yeah okay but Ralph got the last laugh THIS time!

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Even if it were true (and there is no data to go off of), we do know that Ralph is fatter than 200. (180 my ass, and even 180 is morbidly obese for a 5'1" manlet.)

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Twitter hiatus sounds highly unusual for our fat bpd girl.

I'm really curious about where the West Memphis Widdle Micro is going, or what he's really up to. Maybe Harry did a dead drop of the ashes at the Memphis Bass Pro? Maybe Ralph is trying wrest back Pawpaw's melting room from the state? Maybe he's gone to coom on his mom's memorial?

Or maybe he's going to New York to appear before the court? A WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES.

Very striking difference though from yesterday, when he was loudly boasting about his flights.

 

[SargonF00t]

He could deal with it online. He’s not going to WEST Memphis. He hasn’t visited West Memphis since he moved with Sandra. Ralph’s dear daddy and pawpaw were in West Memphis for twenty years and he never bothered to visit.

He’s got nobody and nothing except two baby mama dramas in the USA. So he’s going to visit the Ralphplague on either Xander or divorce matters in NY. He had been threatening to visit Xander so that seems most likely, unless he thinks his welfare defender is going to inflict some magical revenge on Pantsu.

You broke his heart.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He ain't going to Memphis. I hate to say it but he's actually pulled off a successful work and I can't wait to see Vickers show his ugly ass up to Memphis and get booty snatched by some real basketball gentlemen

 

[AltisticRight]

They say some nights you can still hear his spirit wandering the halls, looking for puppies to cook.

Rumours say if you annihilate 7 puppies in the oven, you can summon Ronnie's Ghost who will dress up as Ric Flair and sodomise Ethan.

@MirnaMinkoff your number one fan is tweeting about you

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The only thing I know about West Memphis is their barbeque, and apparently it's a place with roaming wild apes.
West Memphis is a delapidated shithole.
Imagine being proud of this. No one made up anything, you're from West Memphis.

Show us the birth certificate with a valid place of birth then you fat retard pig. He also thought this user who joined the site in 2016 was Amanda Morris' sister and Perspicacity was a PPP alt. Talk about bullshit information, speak for yourself you shameless dumb swine.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

He ain't going to Memphis. I hate to say it but he's actually pulled off a successful work and I can't wait to see Vickers show his ugly ass up to Memphis and get booty snatched by some real basketball gentlemen

My guess is that he’s headed to NYS and it’s something to do with the Meigh divorce/custody case. Theres no way Gunt would be intentionally dropping his True & Honest travel deets, (he usually reveals those by accident), and if he was headed to Cali then Vickers wouldn’t be able to shut up about it.

The “Twitter Hiatus” jibes with this as well. If he was headed to Cali to see Xander he’d be all about bragging on Twitter. There’s no “W”waiting for him in NYS and any tweets could reveal the depth of the “L” he’s suffering in the Meigh divorce/custody case.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Even if it were true (and there is no data to go off of), we do know that Ralph is fatter than 200. (180 my ass, and even 180 is morbidly obese for a 5'1" manlet.)

The detached reality Ralph lives in is something else. Imagine the fat hog thinking he’s owning people by calling them fat while sitting there with quad tits and a bifurcated gunt. Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Raven-621]

Taking a Xitter hiatus, tubby tits? I thought the Ralphamale don’t scare?!

The detached reality Ralph lives in is something else. Imagine the fat hog thinking he’s owning people by calling them fat while sitting there with quad tits and a bifurcated gunt. Sad! Pathetic!

And that dangling chin, like an Amish man’s beard but made of greasy blubber.

 

[PyroJohn]

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Destiny's long lost brother.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@MirnaMinkoff you know Ralph better than he knows himself. I’m sure you’ve made him cry with your posts and he’d rather see you die than Metokur.

Well done!

Just want to point out that I played him like a fucking fiddle. He is so goddamn predictable.

And yeah, he’s not going to Memphis. You’d think for being a pathological liar, Ralph would be better at it. I’ve never encountered more comprehensive incompetence (outside of a government agency) than we see in Ralph.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

If Ralph went to Memphis he would get shot, full stop. The crime is that bad and Ralph has a big mouth, joggers have less patience than the Cartel.

 

[Braphamut]

If Ralph went to Memphis he would get shot, full stop. The crime is that bad and Ralph has a big mouth, joggers have less patience than the Cartel.

He's romanticized Memphis after being away from it. He can claim a W for an eventual homecoming.,

I like that he has imaginary friends in Memphis that he's never talked about before that will kill alwags for him. Funny how they weren't around for him when he got held up at the gas station.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Baby Boy has zero life skills.

Roof would have collapsed if he tried to climb there. So neighbours should thank their lucky stars

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Ralph, the reason people bring up West Memphis is because it pisses you off and then you confirm it with a post. No one actually gives a shit about that. If you said you were embarrassed to be from Memphis people would be focused on calling the city a shithole like Andy Kaufman.

This is how it works.

This is how it has always worked.

It's a lot like raising kids. Yes, I know your brother is being a dick, but if you just didn't holler and scream and cry every time he calls you a stupid name, he would lose interest in teasing you.

 

[Rage Pig]

Twitter hiatus was a work, he's tweeting from an alt account.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph no one is impressed by your Memphis status. You only brag about it because you’re a spiritual nigger.

He isn't even from Memphis and Memphis is an utter shithole nobody should be proud of. He WISHES he was from Memphis. He is actually from an even viler shithole in Arkansas, not even Tennessee, known mainly for framing three kids for murder for listening to Marilyn Manson or some shit.

It's called West Memphis. It makes the actual Memphis look like paradise. This sad wigger wants you to believe he is even from Memphis and even that is delusions of adequacy.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

He isn't even from Memphis and Memphis is an utter shithole nobody should be proud of. He WISHES he was from Memphis. He is actually from an even viler shithole in Arkansas, not even Tennessee, known mainly for framing three kids for murder for listening to Marilyn Manson or some shit.

It's called West Memphis. It makes the actual Memphis look like paradise. This sad wigger wants you to believe he is even from Memphis and even that is delusions of adequacy.

I am familiar with the area and this post is 100% accurate.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

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Destiny's long lost brother.

"Excuse me can I speak to your manager?"

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

"Excuse me can I speak to your manager?"

"Stupid a-logs! They paid me $650 to show up to the 2nd time my son ever saw me visitation looking like an unwashed, jobless dyke! Don't you get it? I traded my dignity for money! You wish you could trade your body for money like a 2 bit whore like the ralphamale does!"

Spoiler: 2 weeks without showering ear

Ralph running scared of the alogs and hiding from Xitter has to be the most pathetic display since he was running scared from Deni after he tried to kill her.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Ralph running scared of the alogs and hiding from Xitter has to be the most pathetic display since he was running scared from Deni after he tried to kill her.
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What is with that arm? The elbow joint is way too low to be natural.

Is he photoshopping himself?