🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[KneeLengthCock]

Agreed: he needs to be filtered, shopped, and pointing at something for me to believe he is where he claims to be. Besides he's "strapped with heat, and so are all his friends" so why be coy about posting your usual travel photos?

I wish he was strapped. Felon with an active DVRO busted on a firearms charge, also known as a "white nationalist leader," by major media accounts? The prison arc will be the final arc.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

ethan is moving.
-he shaved to meet his new landlord and to look more respectable while driving his red pussy magnet
-took his cat(s) to the vet even though it was recovering, in order to get a new carrier and to up date vaccines in order to take them across borders.
-makes a huge deal about flying to the U.S.
-his attorney came over to fix/clean his house before he leaves hoping for his security deposit back, his water could have been off for weeks and he would not notice. while there his plummer/cleaning lady/attorney would have delivered paperwork for him to travel to whatever shithole country he leaving for.
-he can fly out from his new location to the upcoming divorce case from a different airport than he usually uses, making it harder to track his flight.
-he knows it is just a matter of time until deni sells his information to kino casino or some other alog. figures it is a good time to move somewhere cheaper where he is more exotic and can crush more brown nipple box.
- goes radio silent because he cannot post pics from the U.S. because he is heading south.

awaiting my ticker tape parade when i am correct.

The mentioning of “vet visits” and announcing a “sudden hiatus” make this seem likely. Health certificates are required for pet transport into the USA. I hope to god they aren’t trapped in a truck for 20 hours while he tries to make a run for the border.

I feel so bad for his cats.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's in Memphis alright, not West Memphis.
Specifically, he went here.

https://bealestreet.com/go/king-jerry-lawlers-hall-of-fame-bar-and-grille

 

[Raven-621]

He's in Memphis alright, not West Memphis.
Specifically, he went here.

https://bealestreet.com/go/king-jerry-lawlers-hall-of-fame-bar-and-grille

Shame that Pancho’s closed after Ronnie melted.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"I'm on a Twitter hiatus."
A few hours later:
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He really can't help himself. He doesn't exist when he can't tell the remaining spergs that like his tweets about his profane life. Proud wigger and loser since he's been 12 years old.

It's not coming up in an immediate image search. The light for the bar/restaurant bit blinks, so most sane people catch the sign when those bits are lit up. Reference (ugh shorts) video from a month ago here:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qxiBsC0uTXE

Still doesn't prove shit without, at minimum, a reflection of piggy in frame.
Edit to add: Example of a sane image of a neon sign

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The mentioning of “vet visits” and announcing a “sudden hiatus” make this seem likely. Health certificates are required for pet transport into the USA. I hope to god they aren’t trapped in a truck for 20 hours while he tries to make a run for the border.

I feel so bad for his cats.

He's gonna pay off the delinquency on Ronnie's Rapeshack and move in there.

 

[Raven-621]

He's gonna pay off the delinquency on Ronnie's Rapeshack and move in there.

Then, some time from now, he will also liquefy and fuse with a chair amidst his own filth there.

 

[Truly Rural]

He's gonna pay off the delinquency on Ronnie's Rapeshack and move in there.

I honestly hope so.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

Let me know when it is up for sale , I may be able to buy it and dono it to Nool.

Edit: The house is boarded up as of July 2021, Not sure what it looks like now... It might not be worth it at all.

https://www.google.com/maps/@35.1441809,-90.1990681,3a,75y,199.18h,78.57t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbusz_IsW7JJJhsjPISP6wQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu

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The trulia estimate is $98,500

I've done the IRL tour of Ronnie's Crack Shack. The front is boarded up, but the back door is open to the elements and shit is falling apart on the inside. It's not livable (by normal people) without some major restoration work. Fun fact: there's a former Pizza Hut right around the corner from it, I'm sure a young Ralphie ate many a pizza pie at the buffet there

We will find out when he arrives when Vickers serves him at the airport. He can’t help but film it.

We will find out when he arrives when Vickers serves him at the airport. He can’t help but film it.

Ralph, being from the Mid-South, is a loyal Delta customer, which has code sharing with AeroMexico. Probably won't be difficult at all to figure out which ATL-MEM flight he's on

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I wish he was strapped. Felon with an active DVRO busted on a firearms charge, also known as a "white nationalist leader," by major media accounts? The prison arc will be the final arc.

The only way he's strapped is "for cash"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Then, some time from now, he will also liquefy and fuse with a chair amidst his own filth there.

Salmon will travel thousands of miles to return to the place of its birth just to spawn a new generation and in the process change its body type from a salt water fish to a fresh water one where they die moments after. Ralph, much like Ronnie, has abandoned his own children and traveled thousands of miles to fuse in the very same chair Ronnie has. I’m sure Ralph’s children will undergo the same process of abandoning their children to later fuse with the chair and their children will to. What the evolutionary benefits of such a life cycle are is unknown but I can definitely say nature is fascinating.

 

[Steamboat Captain]

I am familiar with the area and this post is 100% accurate.

West Memphis is nothing but truck stops, a dog racing track and shattered dreams

 

[Makoto Niijima]

I've done the IRL tour of Ronnie's Crack Shack. The front is boarded up, but the back door is open to the elements and shit is falling apart on the inside. It's not livable (by normal people) without some major restoration work. Fun fact: there's a former Pizza Hut right around the corner from it, I'm sure a young Ralphie ate many a pizza pie at the buffet there

Thank you for this. Sucks because the houses around the crack shack look decent.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Thank you for this. Sucks because the houses around the crack shack look decent.

Imagine how glad the neighbors were when Ronnie died and they boarded it up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Thank you for this. Sucks because the houses around the crack shack look decent.

I would bulldoze the land and sell it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I've done the IRL tour of Ronnie's Crack Shack. The front is boarded up, but the back door is open to the elements and shit is falling apart on the inside. It's not livable (by normal people) without some major restoration work. Fun fact: there's a former Pizza Hut right around the corner from it, I'm sure a young Ralphie ate many a pizza pie at the buffet there

I doubt Ralph ever visited Ronnie there. Sounds like this was Ronnie’s bachelor pad well after the divorce and his days getting assaulted by railyard hobos in California. Probably a place Ronnie’s dad or brother helped him build or fix up once he was on SSI for mental illness to ensure he’d always have a place to live. (Severe mental illness makes getting kicked out of rental units an ongoing issue.) Sounds like Ronnie had some skills in the construction trades and tried to build his home sweet home. (The house definitely looks like it was built from various supplies leftover from other projects or bought cheap as excess.)

He's gonna pay off the delinquency on Ronnie's Rapeshack and move in there.

Don’t get my hopes up. I figure Ralph is hard up, and lonely enough, to seriously consider the option. West Memphis weekly motel rents don’t cost much more than Mexico shack. Ralph trying to fix up Ronnie’s shack is the ultimate Ralph arc, so it won’t happen. I don’t think Ralph could even pay off the tax lien at this point.

He probably hopes Uncle Louis will take pity on him and save his ass. I have a feeling he’s been making lots of pitiful calls to Uncle Louis the past few weeks. No idea if Uncle would take pity on him. They already spent years supporting Ronnie’s crazy ass. I doubt they want to continue the tradition and subsidize his son too.

 

[Truly Rural]

Sounds like Ronnie had some skills in the construction trades

And drug trades as well. Maybe Ralph went looking for some surviving friends of Ronnie to pitch them a new business idea. Boomers on opioids might appreciate Mexican viagra if they are not interested in downers.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Fun fact: there's a former Pizza Hut right around the corner from it, I'm sure a young Ralphie ate many a pizza pie at the buffet there

Ronnie abandoned his children and ran away from his kids to run his successful "business" after isolating all his family.

Ralph has had as many pizza pies from that shop as Xander has had tortas.

It's like poetry, they rhyme.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

A-logs prepare to take a major L. Ralphamale bombshell incoming...

 

[ddlloo]

A-logs prepare to take a major L. Ralphamale bombshell incoming...

The fuck is he talking about?