🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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The only people Ralph has “relationships” with, in the country his daddy gave him, are with two women who have restraining orders against him and his visits are merely his attempt to inflict misery and discomfort on their families.
The funny part is how the ridiculous high prices of New York/California hotels work as a natural deterrent of Ralph's visits. I doubt he has the money to visit either. Every "spite visit" is a just a massive loss for his extremely low income.
 
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Twitter hiatus sounds highly unusual for our fat bpd girl. No pictures of the BEST FOOD in Memphis? No interesting anecdotes about the great conversations he had with a shoe shine boy? No video of his vast inheritance that's worth ten times more than pawpaws ring? Very disappointing, it's almost like he's about to take some huge Ls and wants to hide them.
Going to the vet ? Maybe going to have the cat put to sleep. I'm usually not big on that but in this case I fully support it. This fatass can't take care of himself and has admitted to only giving dry food. My 2 cats get 2 cans wet food everyday and crunchies for snacking/ rest of the time. I think even the gunt is aware of the "no animals no kids rule" , he's not working with a whole lot lately and letting the cat die probably isn't the best look. Lots of streamers/cows introduce animals when the shekels are drying up.
He's also going to be taking some hits from one or both of the ex's, I suspect May mainly, if not signing over full rights , then alot more financial hardship.
 
ethan is moving.
-he shaved to meet his new landlord and to look more respectable while driving his red pussy magnet
-took his cat(s) to the vet even though it was recovering, in order to get a new carrier and to up date vaccines in order to take them across borders.
-makes a huge deal about flying to the U.S.
-his attorney came over to fix/clean his house before he leaves hoping for his security deposit back, his water could have been off for weeks and he would not notice. while there his plummer/cleaning lady/attorney would have delivered paperwork for him to travel to whatever shithole country he leaving for.
-he can fly out from his new location to the upcoming divorce case from a different airport than he usually uses, making it harder to track his flight.
-he knows it is just a matter of time until deni sells his information to kino casino or some other alog. figures it is a good time to move somewhere cheaper where he is more exotic and can crush more brown nipple box.
- goes radio silent because he cannot post pics from the U.S. because he is heading south.

awaiting my ticker tape parade when i am correct.
 
I wonder if Ralph is "taking a hiatus" from twitter because he can't afford a data plan for his phone in the US. I think he previously had a US one and a MX one, and we know he lost his phones while tripping on acid at the beach.
He can't afford it, but I don't think hiatus has anything to do with that. He'd just post from public wi-fi's every now and then. Also, he HAS TO read KF even if he wanted to avoid making his online presence known he'd still hook up on starbucks signal to check his "status" here and on twitter.
 
The funny part is how the ridiculous high prices of New York/California hotels work as a natural deterrent of Ralph's visits. I doubt he has the money to visit either. Every "spite visit" is a just a massive loss for his extremely low income.
You realize both states are a little bit larger than their main cities right

ethan is moving.
-he shaved to meet his new landlord and to look more respectable while driving his red pussy magnet
-took his cat(s) to the vet even though it was recovering, in order to get a new carrier and to up date vaccines in order to take them across borders.
-makes a huge deal about flying to the U.S.
-his attorney came over to fix/clean his house before he leaves hoping for his security deposit back, his water could have been off for weeks and he would not notice. while there his plummer/cleaning lady/attorney would have delivered paperwork for him to travel to whatever shithole country he leaving for.
-he can fly out from his new location to the upcoming divorce case from a different airport than he usually uses, making it harder to track his flight.
-he knows it is just a matter of time until deni sells his information to kino casino or some other alog. figures it is a good time to move somewhere cheaper where he is more exotic and can crush more brown nipple box.
- goes radio silent because he cannot post pics from the U.S. because he is heading south.

awaiting my ticker tape parade when i am correct.
Yeah good call. He must have realized he fucked up with accidentally showing his hovel and/or he was banned from the torta shop. The other answer is he can't afford to live there anymore or was allowed to crash at an Airbnb as a favor from his lawyer or someone else and actual guests have booked it.
 
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Twitter hiatus sounds highly unusual for our fat bpd girl. No pictures of the BEST FOOD in Memphis? No interesting anecdotes about the great conversations he had with a shoe shine boy? No video of his vast inheritance that's worth ten times more than pawpaws ring? Very disappointing, it's almost like he's about to take some huge Ls and wants to hide them.
I also feel like him explicitly stating getting "back from Memphis on Sunday" means he is lying and not going to Memphis.
 
Guess pointing out all his actual roots in West Memphis are dead and all that’s left is his daddy’s squatter filled shack stung. He only has short, court monitored spite visits to “family” in the USA now. He could go see his brother, but he won’t.

It’s hard to even make out his real point in the post. I guess because Sandra supposedly drove across the Mississippi to give birth in a Memphis hospital he claims it, but then confirms his family is born and raised West Memphis.

I can believe he was born in a TN hospital. Just like a Mexican woman would want to drive across the border to the superior USA hospital to give birth, Sandra drove across the river to TN for better medical facilities and care.

West Memphis, AK is not only a separate city but even a separate state from Memphis, TN. It’s only pointed out because Ralph always leaves out the “West” or that his family is from Arkansas because he prefers the Memphis, TN brand. Ralph is all about empty brand identities. His Daddy and Grandpa would have always corrected people that they were from West Memphis, AK, not Memphis, TN. It’s an important distinction, and they would have made it, because they were perfectly proud of their roots unlike Ralph.

Ralph could probably claim Virginia more than Memphis TN. I think he lived in Virginia, with Sandra, longer than anywhere else. But his Daddy’s family is born and bred West Memphis and Ralph is very very concerned with paterfamilias matters, like the name his daddy gave him.

Good thing Xander was born in California as a Vickers, and Rozy in Rochester, real roots tied to their real family without shame. I’m sure Gunt will Ralph sign away all rights to Rozy to avoid child support, if possible, and she’ll become a Morris. He won’t be able to teach them about their proud West Memphis, I mean Memphis, TN, roots.
 
@MirnaMinkoff your number one fan is tweeting about you
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- goes radio silent because he cannot post pics from the U.S. because he is heading south.
I don't think Ralph really thought through how difficult it would be for him to move south while keeping his precious truck. He would either have to come up with quite a few nightly goals worth of cash to ship the truck to one of the countries he talked about or try to sell it.

I don't have any strong opinions of what Ralph is doing or where he's going. Ralph's trips are funny when he's a bizarre gringo walking around hollering and posting photos provoking the readers' imagination of eating that good. The radio silence is boring, I don't really care.

What is with that arm? The elbow joint is way too low to be natural.

Is he photoshopping himself?
If you look at the actual photo he posted that's not his arm.
 
"I'm on a Twitter hiatus."
A few hours later:
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He really can't help himself. He doesn't exist when he can't tell the remaining spergs that like his tweets about his profane life. Proud wigger and loser since he's been 12 years old.
Lol. Until Ralph shows his filtered face some where don’t believe. It is hilarious that his West Memphis ego is so wounded he feels the need to now suddenly recount his glory days as a fat twelve year old when mom took him to Beale Street. Or maybe he got left in the car while Sandra rocked out to Snow.
 
Lol. Until Ralph shows his filtered face some where don’t believe.
Agreed: he needs to be filtered, shopped, and pointing at something for me to believe he is where he claims to be. Besides he's "strapped with heat, and so are all his friends" so why be coy about posting your usual travel photos?
 
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