Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

You know what’s an unfortunate consequence of the “Your pussy tastes like Wendy’s” quote? I actually ate Wendy’s for lunch and the whole time I couldn’t get the thought out of my head that what I was smelling is apparently the odor of Naked and Laughing’s pussy.

Got me fucked up man it really negatively affected my enjoyment of my burger

I know what you mean I've not been able to face a Doner Kebab since I saw her nudes.


It's like a Hand Grenades gone off in a Turkish butchers shop down there.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

That famous dave's tasting pussy TWU 'toobz

 

[Law]

I actually ate Wendy’s for lunch

Is it good? What'd you get?
I've never gone downtown on a flabby schizophrenic drunkard who wears the same gray shorts for a week so I am not versed in the specificities of this bouquet.

 

[lottalove]

NAL went live on her Queen Cobra channel for 3 minutes, only a blue screen was seen.
It sounded as if she maybe was in an airport. "Is anybody home?" she asked. Stream ended abruptly.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

It is wild to me that KingCobra's dry spell lasted longer than the American Civil War.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

NAL went live on her Queen Cobra channel for 3 minutes, only a blue screen was seen.
It sounded as if she maybe was in an airport. "Is anybody home?" she asked. Stream ended abruptly.
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Did anyone grab a copy?

 

[007Eleven]

You know what’s an unfortunate consequence of the “Your pussy tastes like Wendy’s” quote? I actually ate Wendy’s for lunch and the whole time I couldn’t get the thought out of my head that what I was smelling is apparently the odor of Naked and Laughing’s pussy.

Got me fucked up man it really negatively affected my enjoyment of my burger

KingCobraJFS and his consequences have been a disaster for Wendy's marketing.

 

[Raven-621]

KingCobraJFS and his consequences have been a disaster for Wendy's marketing.

Step aside, Baconator. It’s time for the Beef Curtainator.

 

[TheTourist]

Listen man, considering all the things a pussy can taste/smell like, Wendy's ain't so bad.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Listen man, considering all the things a pussy can taste/smell like, Wendy's ain't so bad.

Fish food hack.

 

[007Eleven]

KingCobraJFS and his consequences have been a disaster for Wendy's marketing.

 

[ADHD]

Did anyone grab a copy?

I got the last minute and 45 seconds of it.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Is it good? What'd you get?
I've never gone downtown on a flabby schizophrenic drunkard who wears the same gray shorts for a week so I am not versed in the specificities of this bouquet.

I sat down with my Dave’s double with bacon (no tomato) and thought to myself “heh, NaL’s pussy smells like wendys... Wait. No. Not stop. Stop it. Stop thinking your burger is what her pussy smells like. Stop thinking about her pussy smell.”

With each and every bite I gingerly took a small and cruel voice in my head whispered “that’s what that pussy smell like”

With each and every taste of those square patties a small and cruel voice whispered “do you think that pussy tastes like it smells? Cause if it does that’s what that pussy taste like”

Anyway. I didn’t finish my lunch.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I got the last minute and 45 seconds of it.
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Yea that's an Airport, Airside past security too so Bog's evicted her a day early or she's left a day early.

I think she's tried calling home and she's coming down from a week long drink, weed an what ever else binge and she's freaking out a little - that flights going to be unpleasant for all involved.

 

[Noxe]

8-day only guest stipulation is a sneaky Clint lie.

I lived in apartments before. This is a thing they actually do. Let you let them stay a week or 2 but after that you need to add them to the lease.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Yea that's an Airport, Airside past security too so Bog's evicted her a day early or she's left a day early.

I think she's tried calling home and she's coming down from a week long drink, weed an what ever else binge and she's freaking out a little - that flights going to be unpleasant for all involved.

Everybody in that flight gonna smell Dave's double from Wendy's and be none the wiser.

 

[Doxmatix]

You know, the Christians may have been right all along about the dangers of this gothic lifestyle.

Spend 6 years feverishly masturbating, performing satanic rituals and creating horrific black metal music = summon a hag demon with a hand possessed by the spirit of a handjob crackhead prostitute.

 

[Molly Millions]

I live in apartments before. This is a thing they actually do. Let you let them stay a week or 2 but after that you need to add them to be added to the lease.

It's the funniest shit that so many people are unaware of standard leasing agreements.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Now that she's out of there, the real question that remains is how strong her influence over the boy will be going forward.

He was calling her his girlfriend on their last (deleted) livestream together. She may be playing the long game still. One can only hope that Josh will, after finally getting some sleep and sobering up a little, realize that he doesn't actually like NAL that much without her being there constantly buttering him up and touching his cobra.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you had a kid like NAL what would you do kiwi? How would you deal with them?