Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

It became so bad that while he was at work, spilling iced tea at wendys, bums got into a literal sword fight in his home and it made the local news. Which makes me curious if the "landlord's" 8-day only guest stipulation is a sneaky Clint lie.

It was Homeboy Scotty. He stabbed the shit out of Cobra's chair, then attacked himself with the sword and then attacked one of Cobra's friends....over potentially stolen tobacco pipes.

Archived webpage of the incident.

 

[TheTourist]

If you had a kid like NAL what would you do kiwi? How would you deal with them?

Examine myself morally and spiritually. I would understand that God sent her to punish me.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Everybody in that flight gonna smell Dave's double from Wendy's and be none the wiser.

Sadly not the Double Down, which was canceled. Cobra isn't mad that KFC canceled the Double Down. Even though the Double Down was canceled by KFC.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It was Homeboy Scotty. He stabbed the shit out of Cobra's chair, then attacked himself with the sword and then attacked one of Cobra's friends....over potentially stolen tobacco pipes.

Archived webpage of the incident.

Homeboy scotty was a massive piece of shit but he was by far the most hilarious of Josh's friends.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Homeboy scotty was a massive piece of shit but he was by far the most hilarious of Josh's friends.

Nha man Floor Lord, he always rilled josh up in a weird way nobody else really does.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

then attacked one of Cobra's friends.

Yea the friend was one of the many many homeless dudes who crashed at his house during this time. IIRC Darf's first appearance was waking and rising from the floor as a hungover Cobra fired up a video.

Nha man Floor Lord,

Warload is a fucking insane degenerate goblin, but I must admit he caused a lot of the funny moments during the content dry spell. Alex Anderson RIP is my favourite of Josh's friends.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Nha man Floor Lord, he always rilled josh up in a weird way nobody else really does.

Warlord is just irritating. Homeboy Scotty would freestyle rap with Cobes and he also started multiple "sagas" or whatever you want to call them with fake GF's.

 

[Itspinklava]

NAL is live yelling from the airport!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Who is hungry?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

She’s being gangstalked at the airport and the FBI is involved!!

 

[Down From The Champions]

NAL is live yelling from the airport!

Is she trying to get detained?

 

[convulsion swell]

She says aloud to someone else near her: "What are you lookin' at? Keep your eyes to yourself."

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Has she fucked her camera in some way there is just a blue screen.

Edit - looks like the streams dead.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She’s being gangstalked at the airport and the FBI is involved!!

To be fair, an alog literally followed her to Denver on the plane and posted about it on reddit.

 

[Down From The Champions]

She says you are getting zero content from her while giving content.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Good to see M'gourd doing his due diligence and moderating for his queen.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Good to see M'gord doing his due diligence and moderating for his queen.

He must actually be in love, he's actually typing.

Instead of yelling into the talk-to-text trole.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Man she's a controlling Psycho and I can tell you now we better strap in for the longterm as they entrench themselves.
She thrives off all the negative attention and Cobes is going to "White Knight" her while it occurs believing it's "The trolls being angry" rather than people noticing she's a fucking lunatic who's doing everything to leech off him. From banning his moderators to making a new channel called "Queen Cobra" (Ban Evasion) it reeks to high hell of her co-opting his identity just so she can feed on the negative attention she clearly craves in her life.
It also struck me as obvious she's, in his home life, being very mom-sy toward him, treating him like a child, running around cleaning up for him, cleaning him, squishing his cheeks and roughhousing (Which always makes my skin crawl and shudder). He hasn't had anyone willing to basically wipe his ass for him and you can guarantee he loves it (Well, past when she's causing him to get annoyed when she does certain things), I wouldn't be surprised given how his demeaner and appearance from the 2nd day has been low-energy and clearly fucked up on something, she's going to dope him up on stuff so he becomes pretty much dependant on her, it will be interesting to notice if new habits form with him in her absence or how his attitude is when they are apart as we could deduce more clearly if he is fucked up on drugs, or if he's simply "tired out" from her incessant bullshit.

I really had hoped he was keeping away from her before this week ngl.

 

[FatalTater]

Video working now, she's eating loudly so I muted. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz7pJkri47Y

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I guess whoever said it before hit the nail on the head, her plan was probably to be as much of a nuisance as possible in the airport to get kicked out by her behavior so far.