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To be fair he does a lot of things impotently and every single instance of it is funny.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Where were you, piggy?
All my life I searched for you,
The dumbest hog-man.
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Question for the old people here who were alive when Reagan was in office was he ever actually demented? Like Biden levels demented? Could you notice in his second term noticeably cognitive decline like with Biden?
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No. He often lied about not remembering stuff, but he wasn't demented until being out of office for years.
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The real difference was before and after he got shot, and that was very early in his first term. If you watch his '76 and '80 campaign speeches, debates, or anything from when he was governor he had a lot more spirit and clarity. Like Rick's Tweets pre-O&A.
His age and faculties were an issue in the 1984 election, but he pulled off one bad joke about not holding his opponent's inexperience against him which he told with pretty good timing and everyone including Mondale laughed. Reagan won 49 states. Biden won't even debate.
This was a fun read:
His gay son said he had Alzheimer's while he was president, take that however you want:
All of the comedy at the time was leaning in to him being ancient, jokes about him falling asleep in public, Nancy feeding him lines because he didn't know what was going on, it was actually pretty similar to Biden.
Here's another one about his second term. Thanks for prompting me to look into this, I was a small child, child, so I wasn't exactly keeping up with news:
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He doesn't even need to be suspended. Just give him the soft ban that Facebook gives out preventing him from posting or interacting with other posts. He can cope and seethe and try to make his stalkers enjoy prison, but he can't actually keep them informed. Every time he'd get a little pop up saying "your account has had suspicious activity. For the safety of X users we have temporarily limited your account." He'd be forced to use bluesky exclusively for a whole day, causing him to break some crossbeams in his house.
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if i were elon musk i would manually adjust twitters algorithms to boost the fuck out of patricks tweets until every single twitter user has seen the "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison." post at least a dozen times.
like, everybody who logs into twitter get a timeline filled with nothing but enjoy prison posts, all identical except for being posted on different days.
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"Fuck, you're stupid." - Patrick S. Tomlinson.
maybe, just maybe, Rick, everyone on shxitter realizes you're insufferable whereas people on Threads are even more retarded and have yet to be exposed to your extreme derangement.
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Yeah he said that but he was also really mad that his dad liked his adopted son better.
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Porsalin doesn't work on your schedule, stalker.
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Complaining about nothing at all, stalker.
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Technicality Tomlinson is right again. He's 44, not 46.
Complaining about nothing at all, stalker.
Technically 43, because his birthday is in April
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To be fair to the pig, that is not a Technicality.
If he is 43, he is 43, and clearly not 46.
Anyone who quibbles about "Technicalities" on age is usually a pedo. Remember that.
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Yeah but it’s also arguing beside the point. Who gives a shit if he’s 43 or 46, that wasn’t the point of the tweet.
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No, stalker, I am not 46. I will never be 46, even in 3 years when I turn 46. Enjoy prison.
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For some reason I thought Pat was pushing 50. That's a hard 43.
This Machine Milks Cows
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A relatively quiet day for Pat, he seems to actually be sleeping tonight. He is however still deluding himself.
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You know what could be a funny ass youtube series? The quest to enjoy prison.
Think about, someone texts pat, from his actual number, telling pat that he is a fat bitch-titted failure who threatened to kill his wife and daughter. He gets the "Enjoy prison". He then tweets pat, telling him the same. He then begins calling LEO's in an attempt to turn himself in. First MPD, then staties, then the FBI. He records all of this, pointing out to every LEO he speaks to that he has engaged in felony telephone hareasment. The video ends with with him broken, kneeling, with his arms outstreched, waiting for cuffs that will never come...
Think about, someone texts pat, from his actual number, telling pat that he is a fat bitch-titted failure who threatened to kill his wife and daughter. He gets the "Enjoy prison". He then tweets pat, telling him the same. He then begins calling LEO's in an attempt to turn himself in. First MPD, then staties, then the FBI. He records all of this, pointing out to every LEO he speaks to that he has engaged in felony telephone hareasment. The video ends with with him broken, kneeling, with his arms outstreched, waiting for cuffs that will never come...
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I am playing a game called The Talos Principle. It's a puzzle game with an omnipresent voice that keeps calling you "child" every puzzle or so.
Makes me giggle a bit
Makes me giggle a bit