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Which would explain why he thinks they never get paid by authors, since he never makes any fucking money from his books
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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But they are lol. That's the contract, from every sale they take a slice. And the publisher. And the cover artist. And the marketing team. You'd be surprised how many people get paid BEFORE the author. It's why books are upwards of $20, when printing a hardback is 1 or 2 bucks
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Imma stop you right there pookie....
....think of the "author" we are talking about.
Do you really think he is making any sales enough for a theoretical agent to take a theoretical slice out of the theoretical pie?
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Pat hates Leslie so much that she doesn't even get to enjoy prison.
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No that's the thing. It's ALL sales. The agent is making money. Pat sure ain't lol
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Patrick S. Authorson, everyone.
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I love watching Pat because I can relate to this a little. I especially see it in some friends who are online more than I am; you put yourself out there with a project that's really important to you, then it just takes one asshole to come along and leave a shitty, thoughtless comment they put 10 seconds of thought into, and your day's ruined, you're just obsessed with something some guy who sells scam insurance to old people posted about you while he was on the toilet. It's hard not to pull the "I don't show up where you work and knock the cock out of your mouth" act.
Watching Pat's life unfold the way it has because he can't fight the urge to engage with that bullshit got me to laugh at it. It's like finally calming down when you drive because you saw someone get dragged out of their car and beaten in a road rage incident. St. Fatty has lived this life for us to recognize the error of our own ways.
Also, St. Fatty drove the publishers out of his career.
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Has he ever had a take on any subject that isn't cringe and gay [and fat]?
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Even if we entertain ourselves with idea that Pat could read and finish a book, the resulting inner monologue ( if he even has it to begin with ) would require actual magic to conjure up.
"Why is Paul afraid of his ability to look into future, that's an awesome superpower
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""Why Paul doesn't like to see the whole universe united under the great green banner of the House of Atreides, he won and everyone likes him
""Paul defeated that evil baron Harkonnen, that means he's the good guy
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Lol. Reagan could talk still and actually give a speech. We won the cold war under him. Biden can't even beat the Houthis.
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at least he hasn't surrendered to them yet like he did the Taliban.
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Half his audience wasn’t even a Twinkie in their parents thighs in 1984. And Reagn won every single fucking state except for Floyd.
Biden doesn’t even compare.
Biden doesn’t even compare.
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Key word being yet. This is the guy Pat sucks off. I would be sad, if I didn't expect it from Fat
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Reagan didn't start to go senile until his second term. Biden was already clearly ready for the Staring Window before he even stood for election. Reagan had popular support for a clear political agenda, Biden won the nomination because he was an easy puppet for others to control and won the election because he was standing against Bad Orange Man.
Also Pat, you were a child when Reagan took office, child.
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That took me on a five minute daydream about how he'd cope with Judge Judy. She'd kick his ass.
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Look, I doubt Pat could get through Don Rosa's "Quest for Kalevala" and understand its ending (he would abandon his family (again) for infinite salt; it'd save so much on his pepperoni-making costs), much less get a glimpse at the actual epic.
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oh my fucking god. i would sell a part of my soul to see this. optimistically, it would be as bonkers as any sequence in this video.
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They're totally connected. The fatter he gets, the dumber he gets, and the dumber he gets, the fatter he gets.
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Patrick is tweeting out his daily Two Hour Hate exercise against Russia.
I used to wonder, as a 90s kid, how anyone from the Cold War era could seriously have believed humanity would be stupid and spiteful enough to annihilate itself in nuclear war. Now I know better. There are hundreds of millions of people like Patrick out there, willfully ignorant empty vessels into which mass media pours whatever sentiments they desire. Consoom, hate, simp. Rinse and repeat.
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I used to wonder, as a 90s kid, how anyone from the Cold War era could seriously have believed humanity would be stupid and spiteful enough to annihilate itself in nuclear war. Now I know better. There are hundreds of millions of people like Patrick out there, willfully ignorant empty vessels into which mass media pours whatever sentiments they desire. Consoom, hate, simp. Rinse and repeat.
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