Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chug Smuckle]

Coomalot trying to be ironic about pippa rejecting him doesn’t really work, when she did, and he’s acting like a sperg. People can see past the irony and see the seethe.

 

[Vect]

Thing about alcoholism is, you end up justifying skipping obligations for literally no other reason than to keep drinking. It wouldn't be out of character for Nick, who idolizes hedonism and laziness, to spin a massive expanded Balldoverse to justify just goofing off while drunk.

"You were supposed to clock in at 8:30, what happened?"

"Sorry, family drama, pain in the ass. It's doing my head in, really can't do anything about it. I'm really trying to sort it out."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Me three weeks ago:

, Rekieta managed almost a whole month of not drinking on stream, I'm almost impressed, even though he still looks frail.

Me now:

, Rekieta didn't make it through January without doing a drunk hot tub swingstream with another couple, he's cancelled a bunch of shows with very bizarre reasoning, he's burned another bridge (Legal Mindset), he made $0 on YouTube one night, AND his look has gone past "looks frail" to "looks beaten and bruised"...

taking all bets, who thinks that little Nickey Rackets here saw Mindset's funny numbers and akasupas and will cover the chuuba drama in a stream?

I'm really, really glad I know nothing about what that sentence means.

Coomalot trying to be ironic about pippa rejecting him doesn’t really work, when she did, and he’s acting like a sperg. People can see past the irony and see the seethe.

He's just using the VTuber idiots for attention like he did the last time around.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

taking all bets, who thinks that little Nickey Rackets here saw Mindset's funny numbers and akasupas and will cover the chuuba drama in a stream?

I don't think he will, but if he does then I'm betting he'll get 80% of the general facts wrong, and his ODD will compel him to side with the corpos.

 

[huckbeine]

I don't think he will, but if he does then I'm betting he'll get 80% of the general facts wrong, and his ODD will compel him to side with the corpos.

if he does, I'm thinking he will pivot it somehow to Pippa and Phase Connect being a black company and not Nijisanji

Rackety Rackets and Coomalot both are still fucking simping and thirsting for the pink 4chan rabbit

 

[stupid frog]

Breaking Balldo News, presented without comment.
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"Scramble mode", this is about money or a pregnancy (your wife or one of his kids)

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Apparently slowly healing bruises is a sign from alcohol abuse (and HIV lol).
That is a very long time for such a small bruise to heal, though. I had much bigger and angrier bruises heal quicker than that while in not great of health, albeit with zero alcohol intake.
Rekieta is really a good example of how much alcohol abuse can change you and your health visually over time. He could be in textbooks.

 

[Dottle]

Rekieta seems devastated. Perhaps it's a culmination of the things we've witnessed.

Perhaps one of his kids went down an elissa clips/YT rabbit hole and can't make eye contact with him anymore.

 

[Thugnificent]

You think he'll have to start practicing law again once the divorce arc begins?

He'll try to represent himself during the divorce proceedings because he's oh so charismatic and how couldn't the family court judge not love him? He will be the first person in history to receive the death penalty in divorce court.

 

[Anticipointment]

I swear he made a remark about his face looking like a used baseball glove around this time, from his hot tub, which PPP then mocked him for. I can't find it on Elissa's channel though.

A “catcher’s mitt that was used to clean up a porn site”

honestly still catching up on Nekietachu but i'm here to tell people that Nick is making so little money that he literally qualifies for welfare. 7 mouths to feed plus a nanny he's literally so poor that if he applied he'd get welfare immediately as well as SNAP. Nick could truely live a wigger lifestyle

Pretty sure its based off of income made in the previous year & assets over a certain dollar amount are counted too (so at least the Hot Topic belt collection would be safe) but what if Nick had to show up to an appointment on time, or fill out paperwork or enroll in a program to acquire more stable, gainful employment? Unthinkable.

 

[huckbeine]

Legal Mindset is drowning in superchats. see Nick, thats the weeb audience that you threw away, you could have their money, but you threw Vic and the weebs under the bus

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Legal Mindset is drowning in superchats. see Nick, thats the weeb audience that you threw away, you could have their money, but you threw Vic and the weebs under the bus

noooo stalker prude, I do not want superchats. My rooomble contract is all I need.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Mindset is hitting 6k live viewers. I'd like to remind everyone that gator is a balldo buffer and defended nick even during the pippa stuff (just a misunderstanding you guysss). Gator would probably pick nick over mindset had nick asked him on at the same time. But nick missed this golden ticket for a resurgence.

Maybe nick can ask flamenco instead tomorrow.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Does this guy have any prior racing experience? Bit of a NASCAR sperging but a massive part of stock car racing is the knowledge of how to get your car tuned exactly for the track like your aerodynamics etc. That’s why they have such large teams full of mechanics etc. So if you don’t know what you’re doing you’re fucked

My thought as well, has Coomlot done and short track or local stuff? Doesn't seem like it to me.

Local short tracks are 100x more fun than NASCAR

 

[Anticipointment]

After rereading this, it seems even stranger & filled with Nick’s classic obfuscation tactics.

Sometimes it rains... Other times, it's a goddamn monsoon.

True, but is that so in this instance? Or is it what Nick is wanting people to believe?

Sorry guys, we just got some pretty frustrating personal news

Who is “we”? Doesn’t “personal” signify a singular person? Or is he putting himself & Kayla as a unit? And why be “sorry” about what can’t be helped? If it were tragic or devastating news, apologizing to internet randos would be the farthest thing from anyone’s mind. But this, is merely a frustration. More like rain & less like monsoon then? He cancelled a show, again, over the equivalent of rain?

(sorry, not discussing it)

Oh. Disregard those queries then!

that makes our life pretty...complicated...until we can sort it out.

Who is “our” & “we” again? Why the double ellipses instead of saying it outright? What does this mean to a life already in chaos? How does “frustrating personal news” = “life pretty…complicated”What is this supposed to convey to the reader? No shows till the sorting? What!

We’re in scramble mode.

Over a frustrating news? Still not clear who is the “we”? Without context, this essentially means nothing.

I know, Fani Willis is a hot topic, ripe for discussion and laughter.

Wait, he really said “hot topic” here? Like as in hot topic belts that he recently bought more of because it makes people mad? What is this rage bait?

I have been unavailable ALL DAY

Nobody asked about your day.

and will not be able to stream tonight.

Finally! The point! Why not lead with this?

Bitch if you have to, | get it.

Who is bitching? People who dislike him don’t care or weren’t going to watch anyway. Genuine fans (the dozen or so retards left) would likely feel concern & he’s insulting them by calling it “bitching”.

Unfortunately, there's just not much to do about it.

Superfluous “just” (the second) & the “we” that has been used throughout is absent. Not even an “I” used. He is distancing himself from the message.

TL;DR message says:

 

[Neetorino]

that makes our life pretty...complicated...until we can sort it out.

Who is “our” & “we” again? Why the double ellipses instead of saying it outright? What does this mean to a life already in chaos? How does “frustrating personal news” = “life pretty…complicated”What is this supposed to convey to the reader? No shows till the sorting? What!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Kayla got pregnant from their most recent hot-tub swingathon. They, or at least their family members, are probably pro-lifers so there's not a lot they can do about it aside from, I dunno, praying the baby comes out looking like her so they can just lie?

 

[huckbeine]

Gator was just graded A by Legal Mindset for his legal analysis. LOL, GET FUCKED REKIETA. a Gunt slurper has a better legal analysis than you

 

[thebigdream]

I hope even once he fades into obscurity, Nick doesn't stop posting show cancellation messages, they are so fucking funny. This man is afflicted by so many vague family tragedies, it's a miracle he hosts the occasional Trump-bait stream at all.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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Gator was just graded A by Legal Mindset for his legal analysis. LOL, GET FUCKED REKIETA. a Gunt slurper has a better legal analysis than you

Some guy superchatted that 4chan's /vt/ is watching the stream. I scrolled to the bottom cause it's too long but I found this. It's over. They still remember him from the pippa fiasco LMAO

 

[Aqua Panda]

I'm guessing it's either:

1. Liver failure from alcohol abuse

2. STD contracted from swinging

3. Lack of access to house meaning divorce saga has begun or is about to go live. Wife possibly got pregnant due to the swinging.