Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Seafarer]

"What am I supposed to do? Show up and live up to obligations?"
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If you didn’t know who Rekieta was and someone showed you this picture, what would you think his sexual orientation is?

 

[Gorton Colu]

If you didn’t know who Rekieta was and someone showed you this picture, what would you think his sexual orientation is?

Retarded

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If you didn’t know who Rekieta was and someone showed you this picture, what would you think his sexual orientation is?

Not just homosexual, but sitcom homosexual. “Will and Nick and Grace”

 

[not william stenchever]

Not just homosexual, but sitcom homosexual. “Will and Nick and Grace”

It's funny because Nick comes off as obviously homosexual but is not attractive enough to be anything but some methed up faggot's 12th slampig of the day. Which is why he has AIDS.

 

[RotPockets]

If you didn’t know who Rekieta was and someone showed you this picture, what would you think his sexual orientation is?

Gaytarded

The wall is undefeated.
Total Twink Death

 

[Shagedan]

If you didn’t know who Rekieta was and someone showed you this picture, what would you think his sexual orientation is?

A tranny chaser.

 

[Formica Sample]

What's the point of bringing stuff up and then immediately saying you won't discuss it, that's the exact way to get more speculation and questions about what's going on. Wouldn't saying something like "Something came up, no show tonight" or even simply "Check in next time, have to cancel tonight" make things simpler than cryptically writing 5 other sentences? There doesn't have to be a reason just don't do it and leave it at that. I'm not the professional social media expert though.

He's doing the same thing high school girls on social media do.

"OMG! Everything is so terrible right now! It's awful! I don't know what to do!"
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!"

It's just attention-seeking behavior.

 

[Anticipointment]

What’s that where a pregnant woman will get spots on her cheeks or forehead due to excess hormones like estrogen? Maybe Nick has been taking troon juice & got that.

 

[Associate Rick]

You think he'll have to start practicing law again once the divorce arc begins?

No, Nick has already lined up a new direction in life, forget streaming, he's gonna sell Balldos and Balldo accessories.

Spoiler: more

He's got a new family lined up already.

Spoiler: The farms very own Rusty Shackleford

Spoiler: gif

 

[Crabbo]

My bet...

 

[Captain Manning]

On Ethan Van Sciver's stream last night, somebody superchatted in that Coomy's truck got stolen at the race track. Also, EVS seemed spooked at the prospect that Cody might not qualify for Talladega. Link to clip.

Oh, also... in case you missed it, it was the engine. The engine didn't have enough power, guys.

This is her bread and butter, this guy is probably the least weird guy in her audience. Imagine, if you pretend to be a 3 year old anime rabbit going "goo goo gaga, I am stinky" for men on the Internet that you may attract some creeps.

It's my understanding that he's the weirdest one according to the fucked up standards of the vtuber community. Coomy invoked their ire, and Pippa's ire, because he wants to fuck the girl behind the rabbit. He was posting images of unrelated blonde girls on Twitter, saying that Pippa was over at his house, and other stupid shit. Apparently it's a major faux pas in the vtuber scene to try and pierce the veil of illusion or something.

But I see your point, I guess. Wanting to fuck the person behind Pippa, and not a fictitious anime rabbit, is probably less cringe in a relative sense.

Coomy is still pretty cringe though.

 

[Poop Shoot]

You will never stop seething over ladies who get attention from men. The comment is fine, but what was so dumb about @AltisticRight ’s comment?

I don’t think you need a reason to make fun of vtubers, friend.

 

[huckbeine]

Legal Mindset is now just 2 hours of reading superchats because he is covering vtuber drama and legal ramifications of it. in those 2 streams alone, he probably earned more superchats that rickety rackets earned in superchats last year

 

[Truly Rural]

The mark on his face can be literally nothing, hyper pigmentation starts showing in 40's more than ever before, and it's nearly impossible to fade without consistent targeted interventions, so it can easily be permanent age related change. The bruise I assume is from the fall on his age spot infested face.

Curious about whatever personal drama he's in at the moment that is invading his streaming space.

 

[DumbDude43]

The bruise I assume is from the fall

thats just the cover story, what actually happened is he tried to approach his wife for a romantic balldo session and she wasn't having any of it so she hit him across the face with one of the many empty whisky bottles that he keeps leaving all around the house

 

[AnOminous]

But I see your point, I guess. Wanting to fuck the person behind Pippa, and not a fictitious anime rabbit, is probably less cringe in a relative sense.

That depends how you do it, I suppose. The way Coomy does it, he's literally more cringe than the incel who wants to fuck the rabbit.

 

[obsdj]

Legal Mindset is now just 2 hours of reading superchats because he is covering vtuber drama and legal ramifications of it. in those 2 streams alone, he probably earned more superchats that rickety rackets earned in superchats last year

I'm old. Why do people want their superchat messages read aloud by streamers? Why is that a thing people are willing to pay money for in the first place? Is it like the boomers who still call in to tell their opinions to the anchors on C-SPAN -- they think they'll be famous for a minute?

 

[Potatoherder]

Legal Mindset is now just 2 hours of reading superchats because he is covering vtuber drama and legal ramifications of it. in those 2 streams alone, he probably earned more superchats that rickety rackets earned in superchats last year

Legal Mindset will ride this out too as he has a work ethic. So he'll probably get $15-25k+ from it unless a lawsuit actually happens.. that will be the Vic case on steroids. Nick cannot be a part of any of this as the moment he starts the word will spread about him attacking Pippa and he'll be in a full on war. If he thought anime nerds were extreme he has another thing coming.

 

[DumbDude43]

I'm old. Why do people want their superchat messages read aloud by streamers? Why is that a thing people are willing to pay money for in the first place? Is it like the boomers who still call in to tell their opinions to the anchors on C-SPAN -- they think they'll be famous for a minute?

because theyre retarded

 

[Lidl Drip]

Mindset is hitting 6k live viewers. I'd like to remind everyone that gator is a balldo buffer and defended nick even during the pippa stuff (just a misunderstanding you guysss). Gator would probably pick nick over mindset had nick asked him on at the same time. But nick missed this golden ticket for a resurgence.

Maybe nick can ask flamenco instead tomorrow.
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I don't think losing out on Gators 2 person audience (his mom and grandma watch every episode of Gatortime) and charisma vacuum appearances is what is doing Nick in. Calling him a "golden ticket" is wild, lmao.