Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I want a hobbit hole

You can have my hobbit hole.

sister looks like she's got the same shit eating fetish as piggy does.

If true, Stan needs to get her sister in the Farms so I can get that LoveQuest trophy.

And the landscaping, just lazy and shit tier

The landscaping this place needs is a fucking project. The backyard is a mess because it's practically carved inside a mountain. You can't really get a fresh green lawn around it. It's always going to look like trash. Plus it's not very big to boot.

Also, it’s a better house than any of you have.

The only problem with your house is that it's fucking expensive and ugly for the amount your husband paid for it. You can call people jealous for having a big house in the first place, sure go right ahead. But over the long run, if you want this place to MAINTAIN that steep market value, you need a lot of work done to it. The house he bought, (not sure if you bought it together) is old AF and for reasons any real estate agent would tell you, dropping 2 million on a hundred year old house is not wise.

Again, I'm sure you'll have no trouble with it considering you can afford to live there in the first place, but that entire fucking exterior needs to be redone in the next 10-20 years. Windows too. Honestly I don't get why you wouldn't just buy a newer but slightly smaller McMansion if you have the cash to drop on this.

 

[RichardMongler]

You can have my hobbit hole.


If true, Stan needs to get her sister in the Farms so I can get that LoveQuest trophy.


The landscaping this place needs is a fucking project. The backyard is a mess because it's practically carved inside a mountain. You can't really get a fresh green lawn around it. It's always going to look like trash. Plus it's not very big to boot.


The only problem with your house is that it's fucking expensive and ugly for the amount your husband paid for it. You can call people jealous for having a big house in the first place, sure go right ahead. But over the long run, if you want this place to MAINTAIN that steep market value, you need a lot of work done to it. The house he bought, (not sure if you bought it together) is old AF and for reasons any real estate agent would tell you, dropping 2 million on a hundred year old house is not wise.

Again, I'm sure you'll have no trouble with it considering you can afford to live there in the first place, but that entire fucking exterior needs to be redone in the next 10-20 years. Windows too. Honestly I don't get why you wouldn't just buy a newer but slightly smaller McMansion if you have the cash to drop on this.

Her flexing on her house size is also indicative of her libtard priors. Democratic Socialists don't gloat about their houses. In fact, most Democratic Socialists are against people living in these expensive homes in the suburbs.

@Stan, if you're as much a Democratic Socialist as you claim to be, sell your house and move into a concrete apartment building.

 

[LurkTrawl]

If a community like KF decides you're a cow, at least some of them are willing to utilize the same techniques identity thieves do to dig up more hot tea. Cows are sorta-kinda public figures, but only to the weird insular community that's into them. I'm like an inverse cow; I became noteworthy to Kiwi Farmers because I'd written critical things about them in the capital-P press. The thing that makes me a cow is that the trolls got butthurt when I blogged and reported on what they were up to.

I've got some thoughts on the concept of why you're considered a lolcow. I don't mean that in an insulting way, either.

News agencies will use leaks and hacks to report on a newsworthy story, key word being newsworthy. The idea is that the public benefit to making the information available > the source's expectation of privacy/journalistic courtesy/etc. Hackers do what they do for money, and the information dumps of customer data from Patreon isn't done in the public interest, it's done for the benefit of scammers. Trolls just do this for fun, and it's fun for them at the cow's expense.

Setting aside any differences between us that most certainly exist on the topic of the press, the press still essentially does what KF does and in many instances goes much further. LibsofTikTok and the guy who was forced under threat of doxing by CNN of all places to publish an apology for posting a meme on Reddit are the most notable examples of that I can think of off the top of my head.

Also the flipside of this, is the very real good that comes out of having a place like the Farms that's completely community-driven and has no interest in profit for doing so - Animal Control has assisted in multiple arrests of zoosadists as a great example of that. Which I'd say is definitely in the public interest.

The morality on this has grey areas for sure and I'm up for a discussion on that in specific.

I would occasionally get creepy emails from people using Josh's (potentially defunct) email forwarding service, and sometimes the Baphomet version of the same, which would send emails from a domain called "@cumallover.me". I used to carp about these because it seems like there's no other use for lolcow email except to send anonymous messages from email addresses with deceptive or profane domain names. The messages weren't that menacing - I recall one message just said "you molest children". I got one that was signed by someone claiming to be Dyn threatening to stab me in a park, though, and that was a little unsettling even though it wasn't detailed enough to be actionable. I can't say for sure that those people sending those emails were from KF, but they're part of its extended universe because they clearly knew what lolcow email was and how to use it, and the emails mostly arrived in the two weeks after I published that 2016 article.

Creepy emails definitely aren't great.

I don't blame KF or Josh anymore for the emails - it's just a platform - but I do blame cowtippers and weens for weening, and I will blame creepy users for being creepy. Frankly, KF would have a lot easier of a time continuing to stay up if it censored these users, but it's Josh's site and he makes the rules.

That shit is definitely against the rules of the site, or at least the vast majority of it, and people doing shit like that do in fact get banned. I'm glad that you've come around to such a reasonable view of this, but you do seem to not appreciate the sheer size and scope of KF and the possible issues it has surrounding staff recruitment.

It's not just that the site has grown a lot that causes stuff to slip through the cracks, it's also the fact that there's assumedly a lot of problems involved in getting more jannies that can be trusted not to fuck up the site or its culture(s).

And, you know, not all lolcows have negative interactions with the site or are viewed negatively, there's threads on people like Ugojesse (one of my favorite threads on the site) where the person with a thread not only isn't aware of its existence, but the people in the thread are generally of a positive disposition towards the thread's topic.

 

[Stan]

Not gender crap, not identity. But objective facts about human reproduction.

Tbh I thought Chris Chan’s idea of holding a “Date Ed” type social skills class for middle schoolers/high schoolers would be a good idea to add to sex Ed. Not like, graphic how-tos on having sex, but training on respecting other people’s boundaries, taking an L with grace instead of chimping out, how to build and maintain friendships. To me anyway it seems like it could reduce the number of horrible HS relationships that people have.

Your preggo pic is the most recent public picture on your profile. That's why.

No, it definitely isn’t, but I’m not going to help you find them. Internet detectivery is work, you have to actually *think* about who I am and what I do and where that hot tea is likely to be. Get to it or don’t, but don’t say you will and then lose the receipts like @Lemmingwiser, I don’t need anymore halfassed trolls.

The dog thing is simply because it pertains to you and, again, 5 minutes of googling.

The OP doesn't have any links and I'm not combing through your MATI sperg rants to see if you posted anything. Simple as that.

> oh you’re not fully doxed eh let me fix that
> me: points out you’re reposting things that were “discovered” years ago
> oh well I don’t have the TIME to look through your MATI posts here to dig up new dirt

Jeez, you took it on yourself to be an internet detective, you did a shit job,

@Stan any updates on the Ozempic? Is it still working well for you?

Yeah actually, the first month + 2 weeks were tough cause my dose was too high, gave me nausea, headache, stomach pain. But we adjusted it and I acclimatized, it helps with cravings and portion control a lot.

I love that Feminist Marge is flaunting her family's wealth when she did nothing to earn it. She's a failed career woman journalist with a Master's which she doesn't even use at her church office job. Your father made money, your husband made money, not you, strong woman. How much allowance do your men give you, miss?

My father and husband don’t need to give me money. My great-grandfather established a listed company and we’re all rolling in stocks. I’m no more entitled than my male cousins in that regard.

But damn, that is some sweet, salty class anxiety. It is pretty unfair that I was basically born across the finish line and you weren’t, but being nasty to me makes me pretty apathetic tbh.

you dared the farms to do it, you fat cunt.

I most certainly did not; quote me or GTFO

Her house literally looks like a gardenshed.
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And she's bragging about it.
inb4 "it's bigger"
You know what a bigger gardenshed is fat?
A barn.

I don’t think you get the Massachusetts aesthetic. It’s considered kind of ostentatious and asking-for-trouble to make your house super bougie, colonial archtecture reigns supreme, and the richest people drive beater cars.

I want a hobbit hole

If you can be nice to me I’ll let you dig one in the yard.

fat probable child abuser is anything worse than she'll openly admit to.

What on earth leads you to think I’m a “probable child abuser”?

@you’re MDNWU
I see you are trying to imply this house is small or that the yard is small. I encourage you to go get the GIS, you lazy idiot, because it’s a 2-acre lot. That’s the minimum buildable for this town, but it’s a lot of land.

The landscaping this place needs is a fucking project. The backyard is a mess because it's practically carved inside a mountain. You can't really get a fresh green lawn around it. It's always going to look like trash. Plus it's not very big to boot.

I don’t know why you assume that where I was standing was the exact boundary of our lawn, but hey, it’s kinda funny when you guys try to neg my life but get the material facts wrong, like you’re hallucinating and getting mad at a version of Margaret that lives in your mind, but bears little resemblance to me IRL.

Also if you want to go landscape my garden be my fuckin guest. Not like you don’t know where it is, eh.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

My father and husband don’t need to give me money. My great-grandfather established a listed company and we’re all rolling in stocks. I’m no more entitled than my male cousins in that regard.

But damn, that is some sweet, salty class anxiety. It is pretty unfair that I was basically born across the finish line and you weren’t, but being nasty to me makes me pretty apathetic tbh.

Is this a rebuttal? You got your money from a man, miss empowered woman. Your great-grandfather's achievements are not your achievements. As for your male cousins, they too are at your level, weaklings coasting on generational wealth.

As you say, you were born across the finish line. What's pathetic is you took all that and built and did absolutely nothing with it. Your Master's collects dust unused on the shelf. You had all that privilege and you couldn't even do anything with it. Your only contribution is a baby, just like all the housewives who came before you.

 

[Stan]

It's just a tiny bit of positive derailment, you amazingly omnipresent top tier janny.
It won't happen again!
Also Marge is not really doing enough to keep the thread lively. Just calling her fat and dumb is not doing anything for me, sorry not sorry for not being a trad lolcow enjoyer.

Oh well let me fix that, by sperging defensively about my house, which I can tell is better than most of yours given the SALT seeing it seems to induce.

The only problem with your house is that it's fucking expensive and ugly for the amount your husband paid for it.

It’s not ugly, I like it. And apparently @You’re MNDWU doesn’t know how to find records of home sales and transactions even though it’s on Zillow.

You can call people jealous for having a big house in the first place, sure go right ahead. But over the long run, if you want this place to MAINTAIN that steep market value, you need a lot of work done to it. The house he bought, (not sure if you bought it together) is old AF and for reasons any real estate agent would tell you, dropping 2 million on a hundred year old house is not wise.

Idk if it was you who said the interiors of this house are bad, but we actually did renovations, so the Zillow photos of the interior are not that accurate.

I’m confused why this super awesome internet sleuth @Youre MDNW can find the buyer of this home but doesn’t post the purchase price or the GIS, but I know it would make this thread very much saltier if he did.

House facts:
1. House is on 2 acres of land
2. House is surrounded by another 8 acres of land that are unbuildable by design.
3. House’s back border is on a nature res
4. It’s better than yours
5. Incredible feng shui, love that. Nice setback from the road too, and a crescent driveway.
6. Idk why you guys are negging my lawn. It is not as if you have one.

 

[Gremperor]

I most certainly did not; quote me or GTFO

Everyone in this thread was content to just call you fat and ugly until you said this.

K well good thing I’m not fully doxed then.

Also @Stan you didn't answer my question earlier which users do you think should be censored?

 

[Shidoen]

I’d rather make my hobbit hole with bloodied knuckles and bare bone rather than be nice to you @Stan

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Idk why you guys are negging my lawn. It is not as if you have one

Is there anyone in US outside of like new york city that doesn't have a lawn?

 

[Stan]

Is this a rebuttal? You got your money from a man, miss empowered woman. Your great-grandfather's achievements are not your achievements. As for your male cousins, they too are at your level, weaklings coasting on generational wealth.

As you say, you were born across the finish line. What's pathetic is you took all that and built and did absolutely nothing with it. Your Master's collects dust unused on the shelf. You had all that privilege and you couldn't even do anything with it. Your only contribution is a baby, just like all the housewives who came before you.

Ooh get salty. More, more salt! You are so fucking mad about this.

Look, middle, this has nothing to do with my politics. I was born into this wealth by no particular merit of my own, and I’m quite aware of that. On the one hand, it’s very unfair that useless seething faggots like you need to wage slave and I can do what I want, and for the most part I would like to narrow the income disparity in my country. But when you come in hot like this, I kind of hope you have to pay off your loans until you die.

My masters: nah I use that knowledge, held jobs that I couldn’t have held without it. Mostly in medical research. But I wanted to go part time so I could have a family. Isn’t that a laudable tradwifey thing of me to do? Why are you excoriating me for things your political side wants women to do?

My child: yes, I have one and you never will. And her kids will be richer than whichever relatives of yours may walk the earth in 2100.

Everyone in this thread was content to just call you fat and ugly until you said this.

Also @Stan you didn't answer my question earlier which users do you think should be censored?

“Good thing I am not fully doxed then” =\= “come and dox me”.

I didn’t answer your question about which users need to be censored because 1) you’re on ignore so your messages may not get read, 2) I don’t have to answer, and 3) it’s a leading question with no upside for me to answer.

 

[Gremperor]

“Good thing I am not fully doxed then” =\= “come and dox me”.

On this site it is.

I didn’t answer your question about which users need to be censored because 1) you’re on ignore so your messages may not get read, 2) I don’t have to answer, and 3) it’s a leading question with no upside for me to answer.

Pretty rude to put me on ignore, I've been nothing but kind and polite to you.

Saying people on this site should be censored but not providing any examples of people/comments is cowardly and makes you look worse than just being honest.

 

[Dyn]

But damn, that is some sweet, salty class anxiety. It is pretty unfair that I was basically born across the finish line and you weren’t, but being nasty to me makes me pretty apathetic tbh.

I'm nice to you, gimme $10k.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Oh well let me fix that, by sperging defensively about my house, which I can tell is better than most of yours given the SALT seeing it seems to induce.

Well I'm a welfare state enjoyer and live in a commie era small apartment. People call me a communist/socialist on my profile.
Even then, I don't think you have the amount of wealth I'd be willing to risk social instability to expropriate from you.
I'm far more preoccupied about financial elites and corporate moguls, like Elol, like Bezos, Lockheed Martin people and the sort.
Now, those I would expropriate on my first day in office.
Your house and stonks are safe Marge!

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Ooh get salty. More, more salt! You are so fucking mad about this.

Such a sad tactic. You're having a two-day meltdown and you're declaring other people are angry.

Look, middle, this has nothing to do with my politics.

Your politics were your career, failed journo. Your presence here is and is from your politics.

I was born into this wealth by no particular merit of my own, and I’m quite aware of that.

Good. Chew on that for a while, fatty.

On the one hand, it’s very unfair that useless seething faggots like you need to wage slave and I can do what I want, and for the most part I would like to narrow the income disparity in my country. But when you come in hot like this, I kind of hope you have to pay off your loans until you die.

Liberal compassion. You only "love" people because it makes you look good.

My masters: nah I use that knowledge, held jobs that I couldn’t have held without it. Mostly in medical research.

All wash-outs used to hold prestigious jobs. Dox yourself a little more and tell us how much medical research jobs you could fit in the past eight years you've been here, between your journalism and then answering the church phone.

But I wanted to go part time so I could have a family. Isn’t that a laudable tradwifey thing of me to do?

It would be if you did it to confer a traditional lifestyle to your child. You defaulted to it because liberalism doesn't satisfy and tick tock, tick tock. Must be nice to be a weak woman who can just change forms to mommy mode and just get fat and barely-employed.

Why are you excoriating me for things your political side wants women to do?

What's my side? Traditional family values have worked for millennia, Feminist. How's liberation look while you're nursing a baby and a grudge from mommytown.

My child: yes, I have one and you never will. And her kids will be richer than whichever relatives of yours may walk the earth in 2100.

Spinsters have screwed up mothers.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Idk if it was you who said the interiors of this house are bad, but we actually did renovations, so the Zillow photos of the interior are not that accurate.

I didn't say anything about the interior because I think it looks fine. The kitchen needs to be redone, yeah, but the rest looks good. Hell it's not even so much that it needs to be redone, it's really just the cabinets that are old and out of date. That's not that big of a deal though. My problems really were just with the exterior. It needs a paint job. The roof will need to be redone soonish too if you didn't do that when you bought it.

Meh, I personally don't see the point of having 2 acres of land you can't do anything with. Unless you plan to get livestock, seems like a waste IMHO. The only thing about the lawn is that you really can't do anything with it and it's a hard to maintain area due to the nature of it is all.

 

[suspended animation]

I love your home and yard @Stan. Surrounded by a nature preserve and unbuildable woodland? That's a fucking dream.

Please hire a landscaper to fill your yard with all different colors of azaleas this spring, and send me photos of your enchanted woods next year when they bloom

 

[Tablet County]

ITT: Right wing chuds bully an avowed Socialist into becoming an elitist cunt.

 

[The Ugly One]

On the one hand, it’s very unfair that useless seething faggots like you need to wage slave and I can do what I want, and for the most part I would like to narrow the income disparity in my country.

You don't want it enough to give away great-grandpa's wealth or not live in a $2m house. Just another richlib who insists she totally wants equality...right after she gets hers, of course. Must be nice to have such rich men in your life that you can do nothing all day except be angry online about the patriarchy and income inequality.

My child: yes, I have one and you never will. And her kids will be richer than whichever relatives of yours may walk the earth in 2100.

I like how richlibs flip-flop between wringing their hands about how unfair inequality is and bragging about how rich they are...and in your case, you're bragging about how much wealth a man gave you, and how that man was so rich your daughter will be rich, too. Fight that patriarchy, sister!

 

[Stan]

I love your home and yard @Stan. Surrounded by a nature preserve and unbuildable woodland? That's a fucking dream.

Please hire a landscaper to fill your yard with all different colors of azaleas this spring, and send me photos of your enchanted woods next year when they bloom
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Thank you. We have a few, Bear wrecked one of them as a puppy. I will install a few more in the summer… landscaping is one of those things we take economies on. We hire a guy for spring and fall cleanup but we all work alongside him to get it done.

We also have hydrangeas, peonies, and rhododendrons among other things. Here follows a couple pics:

 

[derpherp2]

I don’t think you get the Massachusetts aesthetic. It’s considered kind of ostentatious and asking-for-trouble to make your house super bougie, colonial archtecture reigns supreme, and the richest people drive beater cars.

I don't think you know what having money looks like, fat.