Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

I've heard of an AGP smirk, but this is ridiculous!

 

[expectant asshole]

I feel sort of protective of Emily as he seem really young- at least emotionally. Looking at his bookshelf, he has Dogman books (which are great if any kiwis have kids just learning to read chapter books) and the Dairy of a Wimpy Kid series. My kids loved both series but grew out of Dogman by about age 8 and Wimpy Kid around 12/13.

And his parents should get him off the damn internet and into therapy.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm confused, I thought it was transphobic to say men CAN'T get pregnant because of trans men. Now it's transphobic to point out they can??

More proof there's no winning.

This is where the trans movement fails its members by not having an accepted dogma, or one central authority.

Comparatively sane pooner wants to be seen as an infertile man, in a relationship with a woman. The fertility doctor, either a true believer or having been yelled at by a few, bumbles in with "well you have a uterus too, maybe it's time to use it, don't look like that, you guys love that shit, call it 'seahorse dads' and make Vines about it. I mean TikToks; I'm hip."

This partner-is-trans poster sounds like she's missed a few firmware updates and might not even know she's making a gamble by posting. Will she get sympathy for an uncaring physician and more secondhand woe for her pooner, or will Reddit react like her friend and dogpile her for implying that transmen can't wear dresses and makeup and enjoy pregnancy?

 

[cold comfort]

Found some more of HeyyyEmily_Pink's voice clips from January. He deleted the associated reddit posts. This kid has real trouble reading.

Spoiler: SPED Talks

Link. Alice in Wonderland, written for 11 year olds, is manageable.

Link. Oh dear. I believe he's trying to say "The Baroque (? lol) period in classical music was a time in history when composers began to experiment with new musical forms and styles. It was a time of great creativity with new ideas and innovations emerging. During this period composers began to use new instruments and techniques to create a more complex and integrated sound. The Baroque period saw the development of many new forms of music within the concerto (?) and the sonata (?)"

Link. Can't pronounce 'equanimity' (see 0:18 ), 'non-judgemental', or even 'maintain'.

Link. Starting off with 'the Royal Bengo Kiger', you know there's no hope of him getting 'indigenous' or 'carnivorous' (?) right. He even misplaces the emphasis in 'Indian'.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Found some more of HeyyyEmily_Pink's voice clips from January. He deleted the associated reddit posts. This kid has real trouble reading.

Spoiler: SPED Talks

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Link. Alice in Wonderland, written for 11 year olds, is manageable.

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Link. Oh dear. I believe he's trying to say "The Baroque (? lol) period in classical music was a time in history when composers began to experiment with new musical forms and styles. It was a time of great creativity with new ideas and innovations emerging. During this period composers began to use new instruments and techniques to create a more complex and integrated sound. The Baroque period saw the development of many new forms of music within the concerto (?) and the sonata (?)"

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Link. Can't pronounce 'equanimity' (see 0:18 ), 'non-judgemental', or even 'maintain'.

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Link. Starting off with 'the Royal Bengo Kiger', you know there's no hope of him getting 'indigenous' or 'carnivorous' (?) right. He even misplaces the emphasis in 'Indian'.

That fake and pathetic tranny voice is so viscerally disgusting that I just wanna put this poser-loser-faggot-cunt straight into the bin.

 

[babyTAP]

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This is such obvious bullshit. I'm supposed to believe some PCOS (read: fat) riddled lesbian has been medically approved and had like 12 grand lying around 8 separate times since age 21. And that a medical dr would look across the table to Buck Trunchbull and say "your atrophied vag would actually be less inhospitable lol"

 

[Cuckoman]

I feel sort of protective of Emily as he seem really young- at least emotionally. Looking at his bookshelf, he has Dogman books (which are great if any kiwis have kids just learning to read chapter books) and the Dairy of a Wimpy Kid series. My kids loved both series but grew out of Dogman by about age 8 and Wimpy Kid around 12/13.

And his parents should get him off the damn internet and into therapy.

Stop being transphobic. You and me both know that he will be much happier if he cuts his dick off and that all his problems will go away.
If you feel protective of Emily and want to help him, you should build rapport with him and get him to understand how important it is he cuts his dick off and how great everything will become once he does.
DM him on twitter right now. The sooner the penis is cut off the sooner he will be happy.

 

[Standardized Profile]

The media is obsessed with those got-dang transwomen....


If this kid learns proper English, she'll be a good farmer some day....


Pooner finds out she's not special...

... just a run-of-the-mill hermaphrodite. Her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined.

Insecure phone-snooping pooner discovers her fiancé watches porn and it ... this is the worst thing that has ever happened, prepare yourself ... it has ladies in it.

u/East-Information-448
My confidence is out the window, burning on the ground

Trigger warning: porn? And self harm
So my fiance and I have been together for almost 3 years and recently moved in together. I'm trans masc and have been for years but came out fully to everyone about a year and a half ago. I haven't got top surgery yet and haven't started hormone therapy but I want to. It's taken a long time for me to accept that he'll be ok and wants me to get these things for myself because we both like women, but he's been nothing but supportive and reassuring with all of it. We established in the beginning that we have access to each other's phones (my mum cheated on everyone she's ever been with so I'm paranoid and it gives me peace of mind), so we both have fingerprints and the passwords to each other's phones. And before I get into it, I hate porn, it's disgusting and degrading and just gross. And I personally see it as cheating because you're using another person's body to get yourself off even though your partners right there. (And added, we both have spicy pics and vids of each other on our phones). But last night I grabbed his phone and was going through it as a "funny haha, gremlin" type way (he was fine with it and just went back to his game), and I came across one porn thing. I know it's just one, and it's genuinely the only time he's done it, but it was specifically titty porn. My confidence is tanked and I feel like all the progress we've made of me knowing he'll be more than fine if I get surgery is out the window. I even ended up cutting for the first time in months and feel like garbage for it. We established more boundaries and decided I can do more checks if I want. He's genuinely remorseful of what he did and aware of what it did to me and is trying to help in any way possible. We've decided to work on it because he's the best thing that has ever happened to me and he feels the same. I just feel really hurt and betrayed and don't know how to move past this. I feel like he won't want me and will grow to resent that I can't be everything he wants. I feel bad that I can't give him that, but him seeking it hurts me like no other. How do I move past this? I want to grow from it but right now I just feel so hurt and my confidence is completely tanked. We've have a long discussion about it but I still feel hurt. Any advice on how to move past it? Please?
TLDR: partner watched titty porn and I don't know how to get over it

 

[Geraldine]

I'm a fellow Emily observer

My theory of Emily: Unlike an archetypical troon, he's not just trying to force everyone play along.
He truly thinks he's a woman.

This site in general makes all of you look like psychopaths.

I've heard of an AGP smirk, but this is ridiculous!

That's a cop AGP smirk.
Remember Dim from A Clockwork Orange when he becomes a cop?

Don't call me troon no more, officer call me.

This is where the trans movement fails its members by not having an accepted dogma, or one central authority.

There is a party line of sorts, promoted by lefties in general (not just troons).
But it cannot cover all the behavioral pathologies that have been unleashed.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I think it's also partially symptomatic of the general difficulty severe autists like himself have with theory of mind - he struggles to accept the fact that other people are not obligated to conform to the "scripts" he's developed/acquired for them.

I always thought ppl were exaggerating about this. But I keep seeing videos where the troon has a chimp out because they get “misgendered” even though “I have big ass titties” or they spin the camera around to show they have lipstick and a bad wig on. How could anyone *possibly* think they’re men?!

 

[Kumquat]

There is a party line of sorts, promoted by lefties in general (not just troons).
But it cannot cover all the behavioral pathologies that have been unleashed.

The only party line that exists with trannies is "everything a tranny says is true and valid."

Trannies contradict other trannies, and even themselves, all the time. There is no party line. There is no accepted orthodoxy. There is no standard beyond "whatever I say at any given time must be accepted as true."

 

[Hassou Tobi]

There is no standard beyond "whatever I say at any given time must be accepted as true."

When you pin them into a corner they say “no one is saying trans women are literally female, DUH TERF”

When they’re free to spread their nonsense it’s “sex is a spectrum, I am literally biologically female because intersex ppl” and now seems the latest talking point is “HRT has literally turned my cells and every other part of my body biologically female”

 

[Geraldine]

There is no party line.

There is a leftist party line about troons.
But you're 100% right about the troons themselves.

 

[DumbDude43]

Pooner finds out she's not special...

... just a run-of-the-mill hermaphrodite. Her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined.

this is fake right
like how would this even be possible? little boy born without genitals so everybody (including medical staff) thinks he's a girl until he randomly finds out the truth from having blood work done at the doctor?
sounds fake as fuck, i dont think random blood tests do DNA analysis like that, as far as i know they just check the amount of various substances in your blood (insulin, minerals, hormones, various metabolites like creatinin, etc)

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

this is fake right
like how would this even be possible? little boy born without genitals so everybody (including medical staff) thinks he's a girl until he randomly finds out the truth from having blood work done at the doctor?
sounds fake as fuck, i dont think random blood tests do DNA analysis like that, as far as i know they just check the amount of various substances in your blood (insulin, minerals, hormones, various metabolites like creatinin, etc)

Testosterone insensitivity syndrome (or something like that) is a thing that makes XY people develop female, but from my understanding it is usually diagnosed at the latest during puberty because they don't get periods.

 

[Law]

1. If you are unattractive, make sure your self esteem is rock solid because otherwise you'll cling to any seemingly positive attention you get

This also happens to attractive women. Think of all of the conventionally attractive women debasing themselves for male attention on OnlyFans, think of what happened to those women in the playboy mansion, think of all those models being raped by billionaires on yachts.
Male sexual predation, male violence, and sexism can effect all women - pretty, ugly, whatever. Learning to base your self-worth on your accomplishments, instead of what men may or may not think of you, is good advice for any women - not just the uggos.

Trying to appease trannies is a Sisyphean task and it should be approached as such- by not fucking bothering.

Yes. Appeasers learn eventually.

HeyyyEmily_Pink posted a blurry face pic

His floor is giving me dysphoria.

The thing about autists thinking the world runs according to a pre written script that only they got a copy of is broadly accurate from my experience.

Does this mean all PUAs are autists? Checks out, imo. Remember Mystery and his fuzzy hat? Has he trooned out yet?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Testosterone insensitivity syndrome (or something like that) is a thing that makes XY people develop female, but from my understanding it is usually diagnosed at the latest during puberty because they don't get periods.

It might be that she's leaving something out. My mates daughter has XXY chrome's.. But she also has downs syndrome. But she's very lucky in that she has nothing else wrong with her, in terms of physical comorbidities, that's downs people often do. His layman's theory is its because she's got at least two full unfucked letters.
It might be that this chick is just slightly tidying up her telling to make this fit in a neat little bittersweet that's life anecdote-so close to being a normal dude! - for updoots and because people like to be wistful and dramatic.

 

[Standardized Profile]

It might be that she's leaving something out.

Almost certainly. Even the other pooners were telling her biology doesn't work this way and she should go back to the doctor.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Hmmmmm I wonder if this freak doesn't pass at all and is just Example #54,329,120 of people tiptoeing around trannies because they know they're mentally ill degenerates who'll cause endless trouble if you clock them to their faces

Let's just check his reddit account...
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What luck! He's posted a selfie just in the past twelve hours! Let's see our perfectly female-passing lady in all her glory:
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COMPLETELY INDISTINGUISHABLE

I’ll be real with you man, there’s an unfortunate amount of actual women in the Southwest who look like that.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I expect that some sort of flexible gestational pod will be developed and rolled out as the big answer to troon pregnancy desires.

Despite the absolute disgust at you describing the whole process. This certainly can’t be what we dedicate money towards when funding medical research right?

This troon shit can’t fall out of mainstream social discourse fast enough.