what's the most gangsta thing you've ever done?

[neurotardvirgin]

we really do b swag mackin out here

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I took in a female friend of mine for a week when she had a spat with her boyfriend. He didn't like that and I told him to fuck off rather threateningly, and he just did. I really expected him to do something but he never did.

I didn't feel bad because he was a terrible guy, and she was pretty hot, so it was a fun week.

 

[Tequila Katie]

One time, I shit on the floor in the grade school bathroom.
Just to see what would happen.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ive been pretty straight laced. only thing i ever did was i used to regularly carry a concealed pistol without a license.

 

[Shidoen]

Shot some niggers as is my duty as a white man.

 

[eatler]

ive been pretty straight laced. only thing i ever did was i used to regularly carry a concealed pistol without a license.

now all of China (the ATF) knows your here.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Joined a gang …

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I signed up for KF without my parent's permission

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I signed up for KF without my parent's permission

Shhh, sweet prince, your profile pic is gangster enough

 

[PFM]

During the COVID times I went into a drug store to pick up a couple things and the clerk asked me "Sir, do you have a mask?" and I said "No thank you" and continued about my shopping.

This tactic also works really well with panhandlers. "Sir do you..." look them right in the eyes and say "No thank you!". I think it short circuits their brain and they just fuck off.

 

[dick brain]

During the COVID times I went into a drug store to pick up a couple things and the clerk asked me "Sir, do you have a mask?" and I said "No thank you" and continued about my shopping.

This tactic also works really well with panhandlers. "Sir do you..." look them right in the eyes and say "No thank you!". I think it short circuits their brain and they just fuck off.

"I want nothing." a la Johnny Depp in Fear And Loathing works great too.

 

[Huh what?]

Got a loan from a payday loans company shortly before they were made illegal in my state. I never had to pay it back and it never showed up on my credit report.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Didn't wash my ass. DAYUM!

 

[Huh what?]

Didn't wash my ass. DAYUM!

Wypipo don season dey ass

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

That triggers me. Is it one with the charging mechanism up top that you’re trying to get around, orrrrrr?

Lets you maintain more of a decent cheek weld as you switch to a non-magnified red dot instead of using a top mounted red dot over the top of your magnified optic

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Wypipo don season dey ass

Prison food ass isn't white people food ass

 

[Tablet County]

I ate an entire box of raisin bran without any milk.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Once, late at night, drunk and waiting for my food at a Sheetz, I decided I wanted some pudding. I took a pudding cup, put it in my pocket and I walked out without paying.
I stole a pudding cup.
I’m the pudding bandit.