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I took in a female friend of mine for a week when she had a spat with her boyfriend. He didn't like that and I told him to fuck off rather threateningly, and he just did. I really expected him to do something but he never did.

I didn't feel bad because he was a terrible guy, and she was pretty hot, so it was a fun week.
 
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During the COVID times I went into a drug store to pick up a couple things and the clerk asked me "Sir, do you have a mask?" and I said "No thank you" and continued about my shopping.

This tactic also works really well with panhandlers. "Sir do you..." look them right in the eyes and say "No thank you!". I think it short circuits their brain and they just fuck off.
 
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PFM said:
During the COVID times I went into a drug store to pick up a couple things and the clerk asked me "Sir, do you have a mask?" and I said "No thank you" and continued about my shopping.

This tactic also works really well with panhandlers. "Sir do you..." look them right in the eyes and say "No thank you!". I think it short circuits their brain and they just fuck off.
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"I want nothing." a la Johnny Depp in Fear And Loathing works great too.
 
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Once, late at night, drunk and waiting for my food at a Sheetz, I decided I wanted some pudding. I took a pudding cup, put it in my pocket and I walked out without paying.
I stole a pudding cup.
I’m the pudding bandit.
 
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