Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Arocyt]

I know I'm probably thinking way too hard about this but is all of this just for attention a worn-out whore can no longer get?
What is her thought process in baby-trapping a jobless hermit on SSI? What does she want to gain?
Because the basic steps end at getting pregnant, then what? Hospitals will contact CPS if they suspect that the parent's lifestyle will hurt the child and place it under Clint or the system, and one way or the other they will, very easily, come to know that the father is autistic with addictions, and the mother a bog witch with bpd.
So, is all of this for 6-9 months of a "legs on a stool" position at the apartment while Josh, a known hermit with 0 instincts for aiding other living beings cleans? Cooks? Studies up on child-rearing and goes out for groceries? All things he will LOVE doing as they provide no immediate gratification.
Again, thinking in too deep, but man does it leave you wondering what that diseased quadragenarian mind has rolling around it.

IIRC one or some of the posters that followed NAL from her orbiting the beauty salon cows(?) mentioned they were of the opinion NAL actually does just want someone in her life, a man that really does love and want her. While I'm not quite up to believing that this isn't her just trying to scrape off from Cobra's "fame and money," the longer it goes on the more I think I have to consider it.

She's also absolutely batshit, though.
I think she's more manipulative in the moment when the opportunity arises, more so than concocting any plan longer than a couple of hours before she gets too fucked up to follow through or remember it. Even in her own mind she probably goes from actual husband-and-baby desire to "what can I get out of this loser and his trolls" 50 times per hour without really thinking about any plan deep enough to even consider long term issues like that.

 

[crying and shidding]

Rare angle of posters on the wall behind the TV (at the end)!

For you, or anybody who may have missed it; I believe this is the most recent full apartment tour we've gotten. There is another, higher quality version of this I can't find right now; and possibly one other apartment tour from last year some time iirc.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

R8 me L8, buuuuttt in this clip Jessica states that she had just gotten over her period before leaving to see Josh. Women are most fertile a week after their period ends and sperm can live for several days in a Wendy's Baconator. Simply put, the chances are better than average that she might (intentionally or not) be baby trapping Wyoming's goth bad boy.

Do you think josh's child would last longer than puff?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Do you think josh's child would last longer than puff?

I’m sure it will be another victim of SIDS

 

[Tequila Katie]

For you, or anybody who may have missed it; I believe this is the most recent full apartment tour we've gotten. There is another, higher quality version of this I can't find right now; and possibly one other apartment tour from last year some time iirc.

I hope he shares the "no power tools while drunk" rule I have. Even if it trashes his pad I'm glad he has a creative outlet with his wands. Plus it brings in beer money? Not a bad hobby to have.

Edit: spell check made no sense

 

[Your Landlord]

Call local PD and let them know this happens. Ask they give you a call when get these calls come in. Hell, he could give them his YouTube channel link so can see his stream and him just being a drunk retard. I know Cobes is too dumb/lazy to actually do anything like this, but Papa nips could arrange it.

He needs to call down and find a supervisor to schedule a talk with. Then he's gotta go down there, explain it to them, make a written report, and file it with the clerk. It should be a $20 fee, tops.
The catch is he needs to be  very sober for anybody to take him seriously. We're talking days off of the booze, weed, and duster. Even then he would probably get checkups when reddit said the right words.

 

[bonified retard]

He offered to have alcohol delivered to her shortly after posting this lol.

 

[Your Landlord]

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He offered to have alcohol delivered to her shortly after posting this lol.

TMDWU

 

[Bogliacci]

He won't even change his number, good luck on waiting for him to sort something out with the police.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Soda and candy, the diet of a ten year old lol

They both gift each other such 10yo childish shit.

Josh gets her a knife and some candy.
She buys him PEZ.

I mean if it makes each other happy, more power to 'em, just weird they're both in their 30s and acting like this.

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He offered to have alcohol delivered to her shortly after posting this lol.

Never heard of an instant test lmao.

 

[Your Landlord]

He won't even change his number, good luck on waiting for him to sort something out with the police.

The swamp-donkey's presence is shaking a lot of things up. The TV stand was dusted, for skygod's sake. Who knows what he'll do next?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I hope he shares the "no power tools while drunk" rule I have. Even if it trashes his pad I'm glad he has a creative outlet with his wands. Plus it brings in beer money? Not a bad hobby to have.

Edit: spell check made no sense

Come on, bro. Nothing more intense than handling an angle grinder 12 beers deep!! What happened to the mythical alcoholic tradesmen!!?

This is sarcasm, I do not share that rule, and have broken it a lot. Not proud of it, but just wanted to do that. Lol

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Never heard of an instant test lmao.

It refers to how long it has to cook in piss before showing a result.

 

[crying and shidding]

The swamp-donkey's presence is shaking a lot of things up. The TV stand was dusted, for skygod's sake. Who knows what he'll do next?

lmao Cobes couldn't even be bothered to clean up the lair before she got there, even knowing that he was most likely getting laid. NaL cleaned the TV stand and vacuumed while she was there after somebody mentioned it in chat.

 

[Galeocerdo]

It refers to how long it has to cook in piss before showing a result.

Oh yeah for sure, but his dumbass can't comprehend that. Everyone with a frontal lobe knows no pregnancy test works that quick.
You never know guys, she might've pickled her ovaries so bad by now she can't pump out healthy eggs... But that feels like hoping beyond hope, retards like this always manage to breed

 

[HiveDull]

I'm so glad that she's out of there, she's so revolting. Probably the worst content this year aside from the "6 year dry spell ended" news.
Would Cobra from green basement/old apartment even give Jessica the time of day or has he accepted that this is the best he could muster given his situation?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Nine months is a long time to carry the child to term.

Tbh it wouldn't shock me if she lied and claimed pregnancy for attention. Never trust bpd hoes.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Nine months is a long time to carry the child to term.

Tbh it wouldn't shock me if she lied and claimed pregnancy for attention. Never trust bpd hoes.

oh yeah shes gonna milk the am i pregnant? stuff for ages now just to make the trolls mad and win cobes over more. if she actually is pregnant that kid wont make it too long with how often shes flailing around and drinking and smoking.

 

['Ole Dente]

Nal is currently live, and apparently Josh DoorDashed her 2 2liters of Coke, and 2 packs of Trolli Peachie rings. Y'all are just mad your man doesn't send you sugary snacks while you rage at the trolls.

My lady brought me home chicken tacos last night while I was rebuilding a PC it was sick as fuck mate. It might not be on the level of peaches rings and an infected penis but she does what she can.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The swamp-donkey's presence

huh?