JazzHandsMcFeelz
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He's pretty good at it tbhI never once in my life thought I would see someone try to channel Andrew Dice Clay post 1993. But here we are.
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He's pretty good at it tbhI never once in my life thought I would see someone try to channel Andrew Dice Clay post 1993. But here we are.
the future is just a bunch of idiots on the internet jerking eachother off with idealized versions of eachother's goofy fantasies 'as a prank'....how long before weens fuck with lolcows with a fully AI generated catfish?
He hasn't been catfished because his lack of license and living in the fucking middle of nowhere (relative to most people), combined with his general passivity and desire just drink himself into a stupor every day keeps him very locked in place. He's essentially a sex barnacle. Say what you will about Chris but at least he was trying to engage with his troll brides, cobra receives messages from people claiming to be fan girls and makes zero effort to try and meet or engage in any way. I think on a certain level he doesn't even really desire actual sex and companionship. The most important aspect to him is the belief that hot girls want him, because so much of his selfworth is tied to that. He knows he's weird looking and ugly, and he's desperate to find ways to suppress that knowledge in his brain.I mean, he didn't get laid for 6 years so the pay off isn't exactly working.
It's just this whole idea he has any semblance of control or objectivity when pussy is offered to him. It's a minor miracle he hasn't been catfished more honestly... Then again boys AI driven shit is on the up and up, how long before weens fuck with lolcows with a fully AI generated catfish?
Considering that him and NAL fucked 15 times in the first two days she was there I'm pretty sure he does desire sex lol.I think on a certain level he doesn't even really desire actual sex and companionship.
I wouldn't dismiss the notion that NAL is bringing 100% of the horny, or close to it. I'd wager she's doing most of the work, given Josh's general inert-ness, when it comes to sexual conquest.Considering that him and NAL fucked 15 times in the first two days she was there I'm pretty sure he does desire sex lol.
I dunno, he was willing to enthusiastically go down on that. Remember she smells like wendy'sI wouldn't dismiss the notion that NAL is bringing 100% of the horny, or close to it. I'd wager she's doing most of the work, given Josh's general inert-ness, when it comes to sexual conquest.
He hasn't been catfished because his lack of license and living in the fucking middle of nowhere (relative to most people), combined with his general passivity and desire just drink himself into a stupor every day keeps him very locked in place. He's essentially a sex barnacle. Say what you will about Chris but at least he was trying to engage with his troll brides, cobra receives messages from people claiming to be fan girls and makes zero effort to try and meet or engage in any way. I think on a certain level he doesn't even really desire actual sex and companionship. The most important aspect to him is the belief that hot girls want him, because so much of his selfworth is tied to that. He knows he's weird looking and ugly, and he's desperate to find ways to suppress that knowledge in his brain.
It's strange to count having sex though.I wouldn't dismiss the notion that NAL is bringing 100% of the horny, or close to it. I'd wager she's doing most of the work, given Josh's general inert-ness, when it comes to sexual conquest.
Well, we only have their claims on this.Considering that him and NAL fucked 15 times in the first two days she was there I'm pretty sure he does desire sex lol
That video was kinda good. I miss this energetic Cobes, even though he's like this because of Methica's "vitamins"New video posted to Facebook;
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You remember the "farting goth girl" that catfished him? That shit was low effort as hell and he believed it. The first catfish when he tried to "kill" himself with the blade from his sword cane(that was more dull than butter knife)?I mean, he didn't get laid for 6 years so the pay off isn't exactly working.
It's just this whole idea he has any semblance of control or objectivity when pussy is offered to him. It's a minor miracle he hasn't been catfished more honestly... Then again boys AI driven shit is on the up and up, how long before weens fuck with lolcows with a fully AI generated catfish?
man, cobes has put on pounds from the gallons of sugar slurry he calls mead.New video posted to Facebook;
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I remember yeah, hence "More", I think he's just become super paranoid in the last few years. As I mentioned a friend of mine who's a "fan" of his sent $5 for a shoutout he never made, so they reached out via Facebook to find out why he didn't and had been polite af with him, for their part they look very much like "Hot goth chick" in their pictures. They never got a response back from him after a good few messages asking what had happened, this could be due to him being bad at customer service for sure, but I do think a big part of it is he truly panics when he see's people messaging him now as a "Fangirl" who looks hot because he thinks "ITS A TROLL!"You remember the "farting goth girl" that catfished him? That shit was low effort as hell and he believed it. The first catfish when he tried to "kill" himself with the blade from his sword cane(that was more dull than butter knife)?
I mean he is pretty notorious for taking his time sending out wands that people pay for. I remember one time he made a video complaining that the troles were trying to ruin his wand business by refunding wands they payed for only for the person Josh was talking about to reveal on the Reddit that he had payed for the wand close to a year ago and still hadn't received it. Said that Josh kept telling him he was going to send it out only for another month to go by without any messages or actually receiving the wand.I remember yeah, hence "More", I think he's just become super paranoid in the last few years. As I mentioned a friend of mine who's a "fan" of his sent $5 for a shoutout he never made, so they reached out via Facebook to find out why he didn't and had been polite af with him, for their part they look very much like "Hot goth chick" in their pictures. They never got a response back from him after a good few messages asking what had happened, this could be due to him being bad at customer service for sure, but I do think a big part of it is he truly panics when he see's people messaging him now as a "Fangirl" who looks hot because he thinks "ITS A TROLL!"
I agree, he was absolutely done by the third day.I wouldn't dismiss the notion that NAL is bringing 100% of the horny, or close to it. I'd wager she's doing most of the work, given Josh's general inert-ness, when it comes to sexual conquest.
damn dude that bitch is such a black hole of charisma Josh's post-sex glow was delayed until days after she was goneNew video posted to Facebook;
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You beat me by 1 minute, TWU. She's either trying to make a narrative for views or is hoping very hard.View attachment 5738468
Nothing to see here. Totally normal vitamin intake. Absolutely not baiting comments.
Hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone!View attachment 5738468
Nothing to see here. Totally normal vitamin intake. Absolutely not baiting comments.
Hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone!
This may seem like a normal intake of vitamins for someone who's expecting/undergoing pregnancy, but do not be fooled. Tis a ruse my kiwi brethren. You would not take Lysine (Amino Acids) to help with pregnancy, it's not good for pregnancy, it reduces the amount of calcium that the body can absorb and use.
You would take this combination of vitamins if, for example.....you had cold sores and you wanted to promote tissue healing.
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Oh look at that, Josh has these raised, very agitated bumps forming on his mouth. Could be anything I'm sure but it's food for thought.