JazzHandsMcFeelz
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He's pretty good at it tbh
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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the future is just a bunch of idiots on the internet jerking eachother off with idealized versions of eachother's goofy fantasies 'as a prank'.
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He hasn't been catfished because his lack of license and living in the fucking middle of nowhere (relative to most people), combined with his general passivity and desire just drink himself into a stupor every day keeps him very locked in place. He's essentially a sex barnacle. Say what you will about Chris but at least he was trying to engage with his troll brides, cobra receives messages from people claiming to be fan girls and makes zero effort to try and meet or engage in any way. I think on a certain level he doesn't even really desire actual sex and companionship. The most important aspect to him is the belief that hot girls want him, because so much of his selfworth is tied to that. He knows he's weird looking and ugly, and he's desperate to find ways to suppress that knowledge in his brain.
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Considering that him and NAL fucked 15 times in the first two days she was there I'm pretty sure he does desire sex lol.
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I wouldn't dismiss the notion that NAL is bringing 100% of the horny, or close to it. I'd wager she's doing most of the work, given Josh's general inert-ness, when it comes to sexual conquest.
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I dunno, he was willing to enthusiastically go down on that. Remember she smells like wendy's
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I will say I flat out disagree, we have to take into account Cobra has a small brigade of internet "friends" who I've seen really get into his head and even have locked him from talking to certain people when time comes, I don't want to go so far either to say "Cobra is too smart for catfishing", I'd say he's far too paranoid to fall for it. He is well aware that he's an ugly retard (despite his posturing) so he knows that some good looking Goth chick saying "I want your spitting cobra inside of me" is too good to be true. His previous "accomplishments" have never hit higher than a 3 on the totem pole because he outright knows he can't score higher, anything higher coming along immediately fills the man with suspicion especially with the internet and his knowledge of the internet.
We all know that troll-brides are happy to put in all the fucking effort to be part of a lolcow's story, they'll send faked nudes, faked pictures, faked accounts (etc), you can guarentee if he was just "Lazy" he'd still fall for a basic bitch trap because it got his hogger hard.
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It's strange to count having sex though.
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Well, we only have their claims on this.
The way he talks about sex and relationships , over and over again, emphasizes his desirability more than anything else. Like with a lot of things Josh does, it's all a form of self-actualization of his masculinity. He's not asexual, but the benefit he gets from NAL or the fangirl posts is it makes him feel masculine. Otherwise he'd probably be fine sticking with chaturbate.
Marci96
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That video was kinda good. I miss this energetic Cobes, even though he's like this because of Methica's "vitamins"
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You remember the "farting goth girl" that catfished him? That shit was low effort as hell and he believed it. The first catfish when he tried to "kill" himself with the blade from his sword cane(that was more dull than butter knife)?
Qu4tttro_Bagina
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man, cobes has put on pounds from the gallons of sugar slurry he calls mead.
but his energy in this video makes me nostalgic for the pre duster days
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I remember yeah, hence "More", I think he's just become super paranoid in the last few years. As I mentioned a friend of mine who's a "fan" of his sent $5 for a shoutout he never made, so they reached out via Facebook to find out why he didn't and had been polite af with him, for their part they look very much like "Hot goth chick" in their pictures. They never got a response back from him after a good few messages asking what had happened, this could be due to him being bad at customer service for sure, but I do think a big part of it is he truly panics when he see's people messaging him now as a "Fangirl" who looks hot because he thinks "ITS A TROLL!"
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I mean he is pretty notorious for taking his time sending out wands that people pay for. I remember one time he made a video complaining that the troles were trying to ruin his wand business by refunding wands they payed for only for the person Josh was talking about to reveal on the Reddit that he had payed for the wand close to a year ago and still hadn't received it. Said that Josh kept telling him he was going to send it out only for another month to go by without any messages or actually receiving the wand.
Josh has a very "when I get around to it" attitude about everything in life. Remember the Chaz saga? Chaz set up a "meeting" to discuss casting Josh in a cartoon that Josh never showed up to. Chaz sent in a TTS donation reminding Josh that he missed the meeting to which Josh replied "Yeah I'll do it when I get a cha....when I get around to it." Chaz was a troll obviously but at the time Josh didn't know that. Even when faced with his big break Josh couldn't bother to be on time yet he had no trouble making video after video bragging about how he had finally proven the trolls wrong and was on the road to becoming a celebrity.
Josh doesn't understand that you actually have to work for things in life. Much like how he makes money, he expects good things to just happen to him and when they don't he will lament about how lie isn't fair. This even extends to his sex life. "Rock the tactical soap and wait patiently." The thing is that when something good does happen to him he doesn't see this as happenstance, he sees it as a confirmation that his laziness pays off.
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I agree, he was absolutely done by the third day.
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damn dude that bitch is such a black hole of charisma Josh's post-sex glow was delayed until days after she was gone
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Nothing to see here. Totally normal vitamin intake. Absolutely not baiting comments.
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You beat me by 1 minute, TWU. She's either trying to make a narrative for views or is hoping very hard.
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Hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone!
This may seem like a normal intake of vitamins for someone who's expecting/undergoing pregnancy, but do not be fooled. Tis a ruse my kiwi brethren. You would not take Lysine (Amino Acids) to help with pregnancy, it's not good for pregnancy, it reduces the amount of calcium that the body can absorb and use.
You would take this combination of vitamins if, for example.....you had cold sores and you wanted to promote tissue healing.
Oh look at that, Josh has these raised, very agitated bumps forming on his mouth. Could be anything I'm sure but it's food for thought.
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I don't know that she has shown her vitamin hoard before other than just yelling at us that she TAKES VITAMINS. But, as you pointed out the Lysine is interesting. However, it's not unheard of for women who aren't even trying to get pregnant to use a prenatal vitamin -- they have a lot of stuff that is good in them and a lot of women take them in place of a multivitamin. She's doubling up on folic acid though, which would already BE in a prenatal. Folic acid is for two things, basically. Pregnancy and to help with anemia - however the CDC does recommend it daily for women
My assumption is that the folic acid intake is definitely new. The prenatal may or may not be (but let's be real, judging on the state of her hair she never took prenatals before this). You can, however take too much folic acid and that masks B12 deficiency.
Just BP Autism things, here are the values of those bottles. She's taking too much zinc, folic acid, vitamin a.
Amazing Formula Folic Acid; 1,000mcg
Spring Valley Zinc; 50 mg
Spring Valley L-Lysine; 1,000 mg
Spring Valley A; 2,400 mcg
Spring Valley Prenatal
Contains: Vitamin A (1,200 mcg), Vitamin C (120mcg), Vitamin D3 (10mcg/400IU), Vitamin E (13.5 mg), Thiamine (1.8mg), Riboflavin (1.7 mg), Niacin (20mg), Vitamin B6 (2.6mg), Folate (1,360 mcg DFE with 800 mcg Folic Acid), Vitamin B12 (8mcg), Calcium (200mg), Iron (28mg), Iodine (150mcg) and Zinc (25mg).
According to the NIH, Vitamin A overdose can cause "severe headache, blurred vision, nausea, dizziness, muscle aches, and problems with coordination. In severe cases, getting too much preformed vitamin A can even lead to coma and death."
NIH says this about too much zinc: "Signs of too much zinc include nausea, dizziness, headaches, upset stomach, vomiting, and loss of appetite. If you take too much zinc for a long time, you could have problems such as lower immunity, low levels of high-density lipoprotein (HDL) (good) cholesterol, and low copper levels."
Too much Folic Acid: "When taken by mouth: It is likely safe for most people to take folic acid in doses of no more than 1 mg daily. Doses higher than 1 mg daily may be unsafe. These doses might cause stomach upset, nausea, diarrhea, irritability, confusion, behavior changes, skin reactions, seizures, and other side effects."
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Too much Folic Acid WHILE PREGNANT: "Because many women don't meet their folate needs through food sources alone, those of childbearing age are often encouraged to take folic acid supplements ( 1 ). However, supplementing with too much folic acid while pregnant may increase insulin resistance and slow brain development in children."
Edit to add: Cobes does not believe in prenatal vitamins apparently?
