Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[DiggieSmalls]

>no such things as pregnancy vitamins
boy hes naive

 

['Ole Dente]

>no such things as pregnancy vitamins
boy hes naive

"Wait you're telling me period medicine works the best for hangovers? That's a lie my trols are trying to make me gay youtube"

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I remember yeah, hence "More", I think he's just become super paranoid in the last few years. As I mentioned a friend of mine who's a "fan" of his sent $5 for a shoutout he never made, so they reached out via Facebook to find out why he didn't and had been polite af with him, for their part they look very much like "Hot goth chick" in their pictures. They never got a response back from him after a good few messages asking what had happened, this could be due to him being bad at customer service for sure, but I do think a big part of it is he truly panics when he see's people messaging him now as a "Fangirl" who looks hot because he thinks "ITS A TROLL!"

Josh is just lazy. When Clint stopped by during NAL-week to drop of care packages he dropped off like a dozen of them because Cobes will leave packages sent to his PO box for weeks and weeks, so long that the post office has to start returning them all to sender. It has nothing to do with paranoia, he opens them all off camera first anyway to avoid getting made a fool of by glitter bombs or other prank packages.

 

[Captain Ahab]

>no such things as pregnancy vitamins
boy hes naive

To be fair, he probably thinks that pregnancy vitamins are vitamins that get you pregnant.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'm kinda burned out on this already. I dont like her, her streams are terrible. It was funny for a bit, but now its just sad. She's disgusting to look at, her personality is abhorrent and when they heavy pet each other on camera i feel like vomiting.

i can handle clips but the actual streams have been ruined for me ever since she came around. she is just awful not even in a funny way. most if not all the other people cobes has had around on stream were at least interesting even if they were terrible people. but shes no different than if cobes casually brought home a homeless crack whore off the street on his way home from getting the ingredients for a food hack.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Josh is just lazy. When Clint stopped by during NAL-week to drop of care packages he dropped off like a dozen of them because Cobes will leave packages sent to his PO box for weeks and weeks, so long that the post office has to start returning them all to sender. It has nothing to do with paranoia, he opens them all off camera first anyway to avoid getting made a fool of by glitter bombs or other prank packages.

Clint also revealed in the interview that he intercepts duster and research chemicals in the PO box. He needs daddy supervision when opening them.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

i can handle clips but the actual streams have been ruined for me ever since she came around. she is just awful not even in a funny way. most if not all the other people cobes has had around on stream were at least interesting even if they were terrible people. but shes no different than if cobes casually brought home a homeless crack whore off the street on his way home from getting the ingredients for a food hack.

I liked it at first but by the end of the week I had grown extremely fatigued by her presence. That stream where Cobra was comatose I had to click away for a bit because it was just the Methica spergout show and the only Josh content was her playing with his limp body.

She is an ugly, loathsome creature physically, mentally and spiritually. Most of the milk she provided was from Josh either slobbering over her like a horny rabbit when he was really drunk, or treating her like Floorlord when he was sober.

 

[Galeocerdo]

Clint also revealed in the interview that he intercepts duster and research chemicals in the PO box. He needs daddy supervision when opening them.

That might explain why the neighbour who took pictures of Cobra's door showed Duster cans outside his door, Cobra DDs them

 

['Ole Dente]

I liked it at first but by the end of the week I had grown extremely fatigued by her presence. That stream where Cobra was comatose I had to click away for a bit because it was just the Methica spergout show and the only Josh content was her playing with his limp body.

I think her stay is a temporary one.

Cobra has no patience for unstable people in his life for extended periods of time. He could tolerate Warlord for small periods of time but anything beyond a couple of hours made him lose his mind. Obviously it’s a different dynamic because Jessica is way more unstable and offers him something he craves, so he can overlook a certain degree of instability in his life but eventually he is going to snap on her again and it’s going to happen when she’s not physically there. When she’s there, she distracts him from losing it by lovebombing him constantly and with no lovebombing he won’t have the patience to deal with this. The phone calls at 3 AM about trolls, the psycho babble about people watching her in Walmart, the mental breakdowns because trolls are driving her nuts, Jessica always cutting him off and screaming on the phone drunk, the passive aggressive comments she makes towards him and the flat out mockery of things he says. This stuff chips away at a person and Cobra is far more sensitive than most people.

The real content is going to be when they eventually break up. Cobra won’t be able to resist making backhanded comments and Jessica will respond very aggressively to that because she is a psycho. I think that’s just going to escalate until she releases a sex tape or multiple videos of him doing stuff. She is a psycho bitch, she’ll do it and that may serve as a crescendo for this arc.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He hasn't been catfished because his lack of license and living in the fucking middle of nowhere

You guys must not follow Cobes regularly. He was catfished a lot. An extreme amount of times. People got him to jerk off, send dick pics, the usual. Fuck, even his homeboy IRL catfished him. However, unlike Chris Chan, he kind of learned his lesson. He learned not to trust in pictures and "can't facetime sorry". Now he only talks to women if they facetime him, and plenty have "catfished***" him that way as well.

***Catfished in this context means the women who were degenerate and disgusting enough to facetime him as themselves did so to "troll him". He usually just jerks of to them while facetiming. It's been documented plenty. He did the same thing with Jessica, in fact he told her whole chat he was stroking it to her stream.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You guys must not follow Cobes regularly. He was catfished a lot. An extreme amount of times. People got him to jerk off, send dick pics, the usual. Fuck, even his homeboy IRL catfished him. However, unlike Chris Chan, he kind of learned his lesson. He learned not to trust in pictures and "can't facetime sorry". Now he only talks to women if they facetime him, and plenty have "catfished***" him that way as well.

***Catfished in this context means the women who were degenerate and disgusting enough to facetime him as themselves did so to "troll him". He usually just jerks of to them while facetiming. It's been documented plenty. He did the same thing with Jessica, in fact he told her whole chat he was stroking it to her stream.

God, I remember he was always quick to send dick pics if they asked for them. Lol

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

God, I remember he was always quick to send dick pics if they asked for them. Lol

Definitely one of the most regretful spoiler tags I ever opened. Why does it look like it was put through a cheese grater inside a wood chipper, how the fuck did it get so many scars.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Definitely one of the most regretful spoiler tags I ever opened. Why does it look like it was put through a cheese grater inside a wood chipper, how the fuck did it get so many scars.

Maybe it’s because of his development in the womb. He does has weird body features. I remember people kept saying he could have infant alcohol syndrome since he has a smooth philtrum and learning disabilities.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I'm pretty new to Cobes. But I had this nagging feeling that he reminded me of someone, Then it came to me.

Key and Peele's Wendell!

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Maybe it’s because of his development in the womb. He does has weird body features. I remember people kept saying he could have infant alcohol syndrome since he has a smooth philtrum and learning disabilities.

I doubt the FAS theory, it’s been pointed out before but his philtrum is more prominent than a chimp’s at certain angles. It’s more likely he’s just a really unfortunate mix of mental illnesses, other than balding there isn’t physically much wrong with him that isn’t directly caused by himself. Wouldn’t be surprised if he tugged the Cobra with long dirty nails or something and that’s why his dick is all fucked up looking.

 

[ADHD]

I don't know that she has shown her vitamin hoard before other than just yelling at us that she TAKES VITAMINS. But, as you pointed out the Lysine is interesting.

She showed a bunch of vitamins during a Nov 24th stream, including her Lysine bottle.

 

[Hennimore]

Doesn't she also take colloidal silver? Like an insane amount of it?

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

That was the last sponsorship I HAAAAD

 

[Doxmatix]

She showed a bunch of vitamins during a Nov 24th stream, including her Lysine bottle.

Well I guess that confirms she has been taking Folic Acid and Prenatal vitamins since her boyfriend went to jail a few months ago and she started chasing the sexiest goth in town.

eta: She may have been taking them with the boyfriend as well I guess and may not be related to the Cobra specifically - any sperm may do.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Her ovaries are probably full of tumbleweeds and have been so for a while. That’s why she’s taking a ton of vitamins and letting every guy nut inside her. It’s sheer desperation to get knocked up. It doesn’t really matter if the baby is born with three arms, one eye, and low functioning autism. It’s not like she’s gonna be taking care of it.