Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HiveDull]

Doesn't he just use a trimmer too? Not even a proper electric razor.

That's right! He uses one of those tiny trimmers.

Here's a video I found by just searching up "KingCobra" and "shave"

Edit: Removed my "direct link," first time linking a Yootoob video in a while

 

[Deez Nuts]

If you have ever seen herpes sores on others it is unmistakable. The idea of him having it is funny, but I think it’s just his piss awful hygiene on his face or him injuring himself smoking while drunk.

 

[Small G genocide]

Josh always has similar red marks on his face, it could really be from anything between his grease diet and lack of hygiene, duster freezer burn, burn mark from his pipe, or just him hitting himself because he's retarded.

Could be anything from his lifestyle, but they look like coldsores to me. The bigger question is did he give herpes to NAL, or did she give it to him? Regardless, I'm sure his diet will provide all the necessary vitamins and minerals to fight this infection.

 

[hector85]

I’m just here to post before the “pregnancy scare” arc and NAL tries to get Cobes to say he will help look after the baby.

she did say that his fans would pay for it, hell that bitch only seemed to be interested in the money that was pouring in.

 

[fake farts]

It's strange to count having sex though.

It's perpetual 13 year old behavior, which makes sense, since that's basically what Cobes is.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

NAL's womb is too rotten from years of booze and drugs to make a baby boglim.

 

[UncommonParlence]

she did say that his fans would pay for it, hell that bitch only seemed to be interested in the money that was pouring in.

We've already been paying for it. Every bit of NAL content is a penance. It's just so tiring. I'm hoping they just kind of... drift apart.

 

[Nāgārjuna]

Could be anything from his lifestyle, but they look like coldsores to me. The bigger question is did he give herpes to NAL, or did she give it to him? Regardless, I'm sure his diet will provide all the necessary vitamins and minerals to fight this infection.

I'm personally more worried about the herpes, Josh's immune system has had over a decade perfecting its defenses against the most virulent specimens the ashtrays of Natrona County have to offer; some weak Virginia Beach lot lizard pathogens don't stand a chance.

 

[TheTourist]

NAL's womb is too rotten from years of booze and drugs to make a baby boglim.

Idk man, life didn't struggle for millions of years just to terminate here. Whatever human adapts to the topology this woman's fertility is going to be either a flimsy disaster or an un-killable brick shithouse.

 

[Xenomorph]

Y'know the more I read the Leddit an You Tube comments the more I am shocked to see how many people failed sex education.
Really out here thinking once a woman is over 25 she stops being able to reproduce. Thinking smackheads meth heads and alchies cant have babies..fuck me.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Y'know the more I read the Leddit an You Tube comments the more I am shocked to see how many people failed sex education.
Really out here thinking once a woman is over 25 she stops being able to reproduce. Thinking smackheads meth heads and alchies cant have babies..fuck me.

Maybe I'm in denial because I know that them having a kid would be really sad and end horrifically.

 

[Potion_Time]

Maybe I'm in denial because I know that them having a kid would be really sad and end horrifically.

No state would allow the child to remain in their custody. Papa Nips would end up raising his grand boglim and teach him the pleasures of musical theater and artistic intimacy coordination.

 

[3D2A]

Thinking smackheads meth heads and alchies cant have babies..fuck me.

They’re usually the most fertile ones. At least from the amount of retarded kids I see on Reddit, Breadtube, TikTok, etc

 

[Halloween23]

That new is the most vile thing I've ever seen. It looks like straight festering diarrhea. If he's actually able to drink it he needs to start being studied by science.

 

[Nāgārjuna]

That new is the most vile thing I've ever seen. It looks like straight festering diarrhea. If he's actually able to drink it he needs to start being studied by science.

Wet and juicy for the trolls

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Thinking smackheads meth heads and alchies cant have babies..fuck me.

Just look at OPL's parents. Bob was a senior citizen and barb was an over the hill alcoholic. Decrepit junkies have babies all the time unfortunately.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Just look at OPL's parents. Bob was a senior citizen and barb was an over the hill alcoholic. Decrepit junkies have babies all the time unfortunately.

From my experience the majority of people having kids are people who have absolutely no fucking business having kids. Junkies, drunks, uneducated degenerates, poor people living in squalor, mentally ill lunatics. It’s depressing.

 

[Meatslide]

If pregnant, and to term, it would inevitability have some flavor of retardation. Imagine these two attempting to raise not only a child, but a child with special needs.

A screaming boglit in the background, Josh streaming himself making a new sick ass mead in the kitchen just visible over NAL's shoulder as she streams herself, defending how good of a mother she is lol

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

We've already been paying for it. Every bit of NAL content is a penance. It's just so tiring. I'm hoping they just kind of... drift apart.

to me the entertainment isnt seeing those two on stream, it is literally seeing redditcels seethe over josh getting laid. i cannot fathom how someone could have a life so much more pathetic than mine that they would be jealous over NAL. being single is infinitely better option than being attached to that thing. the actual videos of them togther or hearing jord talk about her on stream is boring, i will admit. best case scenario would be for her to disappear from the cobra verse but still have redd*t seeth over her.

 

[Law]

Doesn't she also take colloidal silver? Like an insane amount of it?

The schizo classic.

Before that they use the fake pregnancy to control someone.

Plenty of men who aren't wet-brained duster-heads just straight up disappear if they think they knocked someone up. Our sex barnacle could just block her out of fear of a bog baby future.

NAL's womb is too rotten from years of booze and drugs to make a baby boglim.

Where do you think crack babies come from?