Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
Clint is the most naive man in Wyoming and I'm not sure where he gets it from. Maybe it's his white upper middle class background but he's always seemed blissfully unaware of the danger Cobra's in. Pointed this out earlier but he didn't seem too bothered when the local vagrants took advantage of Jord's kindness and stayed at his place, not to mention the junkies he used to hang out with like the late Homeboy Scotty or Scrapper Steve.
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Clint is so fucking funny man. It genuinely kind of sucks that he’d tease cobra at home even knowing cobra was relentlessly bullied at school and can’t tell the difference between cruel bullying or friendly teasing or banter but it’s also fucking hilarious. You just know if the internet was big when he was in his early 20’s he’d have been a lolcow much like Josh is now. Just such an absolute goober. His son gets made fun of at school only to come home and get dunked on by his old man who’s a crossdressing narcissistic weirdo.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Clint is so fucking funny man. It genuinely kind of sucks that he’d tease cobra at home even knowing cobra was relentlessly bullied at school and can’t tell the difference between cruel bullying or friendly teasing or banter but it’s also fucking hilarious. You just know if the internet was big when he was in his early 20’s he’d have been a lolcow much like Josh is now. Just such an absolute goober. His son gets made fun of at school only to come home and get dunked on by his old man who’s a crossdressing narcissistic weirdo.
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Didn't he say he researched autism symptoms too? He should've known better than to tease Josh like that.
 
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Agares said:
Didn't he say he researched autism symptoms too? He should've known better than to tease Josh like that.
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Yeah lmao he apparently took a university course or some shit. And then he turns around and his reaction to his autismal son getting fucked with like his classmates making fake love letters from girls he has a crush on, is to tease him about not having a girlfriend. Yeah nice one Clint he gets made fun of at school and he gets made fun of at home and you wonder why he got a defiance disorder and retreats into a fantasy world where he’s a magic wielding goth badboy 😂
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yeah lmao he apparently took a university course or some shit. And then he turns around and his reaction to his autismal son getting fucked with like his classmates making fake love letters from girls he has a crush on, is to tease him about not having a girlfriend. Yeah nice one Clint he gets made fun of at school and he gets made fun of at home and you wonder why he got a defiance disorder and retreats into a fantasy world where he’s a magic wielding goth badboy 😂
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And that's the origin story of why Josh is mentally 13 years old and treats getting pussy like it's the holy grail. Did Clint unintentionally give him arrested development?
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yeah lmao he apparently took a university course or some shit.
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I call absolute utter BS on his claim he did any kind of substantial study in psychology, and if he did he would have ignored most of it and applied his own opinions. When he said that in the Clinterview I laughed out loud.

I wonder how well known this little factoid is in the Cobraverse, but Clint combined his 'acting' at some stage to help train Casper PD in dealing with mental health crisis.

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If you can't tell who is Clint, just look for those absolutely massive triceps, they're like that at rest, definitely not posing for the photo.
 
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She's not pregnant, there's no way anything's alive in her shrunken womb, those eggs are all rotten.
I have to commend cobes on his patience though, that bitch didn't shut the fuck up for a damned second and was all up in his shit the entire time, i wouldn't have been able to take that for a day, let alone a week.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Does Josh even think he is magic anymore? IDK the last time he told a fake story about his magic or made a chi ball and there is barely any cult talk. It's all mead and BPD hoes these days.:heart-empty:
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His magic has been pretty low energy for the last couple of years. He doesn't even use the wand to cast circle of protection anymore and you can forget about him changing the stoplights too.
 
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the idea of a little boglim is truly horrifying but i do not think it will happen. someone like NAL will instantly kill the baby. either while having one of her little rage fits while pregnant or just neglecting it in general. unless proven otherwise i think NAL is just trying to farm attention because she loves it. though i would not be surprised if she was hoping she ends up with a little boglim because then she can get even more of the attention she desires.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
the idea of a little boglim is truly horrifying but i do not think it will happen. someone like NAL will instantly kill the baby. either while having one of her little rage fits while pregnant or just neglecting it in general.
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She wont be allowed to, CPS is a debatable service, but one thing they do correctly is that if they smell just a smidgeon of a problematic home life they will cut that shit down, and seeing as the father is a selfish and diseased autistic man stuck in his 14s and the mother an emotional cave troll-witch the moment it is sadly born, full of whatever 9 months of drugs and booze will do to it, it's going into forster care - At this point I'm even not believing Clint will get custody out of fear of Josh's influence proximity.
 
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Blindeye said:
I don't really follow Cobra regularly, but last night I had a very vivid dream that I took a road trip out to Wyoming to meet him and buy a car from him. I need to know what it means toobz
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Too late, loser, your man crush is taken by the stinky Queen of Ghosts. He will be enjoying her mournful tits whilst he stares into those dark, sunken eyes.

You get nothing but dreams.
 
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Agares said:
His magic has been pretty low energy for the last couple of years. He doesn't even use the wand to cast circle of protection anymore and you can forget about him changing the stoplights too.
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He just uses it for fake box openings now. Like a burn out alcoholic vegas magician who is so jaded he can only drag his sorry ass out of bed to swill whatever foul dregs remain in last night's bottle.
 
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Agares said:
Clint will never, ever get involved unless something is a direct, apparent threat to his boglim. He's by far the most passive, uninvolved father of a special needs child I've ever seen. At least Bob sometimes laid down the law with Chris.
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I think that Clint's, shall we say, "hands-off" approach to Boglim-wrangling is a direct response to Cobra's extreme ODD behaviors. Josh is incapable of receiving any kind of unwanted help, advice or guidance, let alone commands. Clint has outright stated during that recent interview that if he tries to get Josh to do anything it turns into a giant fight that usually results in Cobra not doing the thing anyway, and Josh more or less confirmed this in that same interview.

Granted, Clint could go the other route and try to take full authority over Cobra and force him to do things like brush his teeth and quit drinking. That would either require he move Cobra back into the family home and start tard-wrangling full time, or moving Cobra into some kind of assisted living situation with professional wranglers on staff. And Clint has stated that he simply does not want to do that, I think because it would be too disruptive/expensive although he frames it as he doesn't want to take away Josh's autonomy and ruin their relationship. Probably a bit of both.

All this to say that Clint is a very stupid, silly man who is not equipped to wrangle Jord using either persuasion or coercion. Josh is his responsibility because he knocked up a crazy woman, but I still pity him to a degree. I recognize that it's very easy for all of us in the peanut gallery to point out how he could be doing a better job wrangling his regarded son since most of us haven't dealt with Josh directly at all. Any of us who have know that he is extremely frustrating to deal with in even the most casual of ways. Josh's reflexive opposition to any idea that isn't his own coupled with his extreme laziness makes even trying to do something nice for the bogtard, something he should be excited about and grateful for, akin to pulling teeth. Well, pulling teeth from someone with healthier gums anyway.
 
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