Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

Doesn't she also take colloidal silver? Like an insane amount of it?

Lol she’s going to be blue as a berry.

 

[DiabeetusYeetus]

Idk man, life didn't struggle for millions of years just to terminate here. Whatever human adapts to the topology this woman's fertility is going to be either a flimsy disaster or an un-killable brick shithouse.

Life....uh...life finds a way.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

 

[Galeocerdo]

If pregnant, and to term, it would inevitability have some flavor of retardation. Imagine these two attempting to raise not only a child, but a child with special needs.

A screaming boglit in the background, Josh streaming himself making a new sick ass mead in the kitchen just visible over NAL's shoulder as she streams herself, defending how good of a mother she is lol

I brought this up earlier. With how both of them are so fucking precious about their streams you know they'd scream and abuse the baby for crying/screaming during streams, they'd probably cause shaken-baby syndrome real quick or some other form of "Accidental" infant death because they're incapable of looking after themselves, let alone a tiny screaming infant which demands your attention 24/7. I think we can all agree that's not a thing we'd want to see and if they do have a kid hopefully Clint comes in and takes it (Outright, I'd prefer that than another child in the system which tends to churn out people destined to be fucked).
As for whoever said Josh would kind of "deadbeat dad" this. I VERY highly doubt it, people forget that Joshies laziness and inertness are only matched by his overwhelming ego and "need" to prove the trolls wrong. He knows outright the trolls (and fans, let's be real) would turn on him if he abandoned the kid so he'd want to (even if it was bullshit) show he's a good dad.
EDIT:// Actually hold on, I want to ask, what would happen in a case like this where the parents are split across states and they had something occur meaning a kid couldn't be with either one? Would it go to the state where NAL lives? Or to the grandparent (Clint) in a state the mother doesn't live? It'd be an absolute fuckshow wouldn't it?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Idk man, life didn't struggle for millions of years just to terminate here. Whatever human adapts to the topology this woman's fertility is going to be either a flimsy disaster or an un-killable brick shithouse.

Well they do say many lolcows have some serious plot armor...

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Some dark twist of fate will bring a pregnant NAL or her cursed progeny in contact with whoever is currently host to the Chris Chan demon (Rekeita, I think) and the end times/merge will finally commence.

 

[Meatslide]

Agreed, the best outcome would be for Clint to really step in and prevent a future more fucked than what it already would be for the lil boglim baby, if it were to ever happen.

I do wonder how Josh would react to raising a child, the defiance disorder and his inability to stay off the Internet ie. people telling him to do this or that in reference to raising the kid.

Better change that diaper boi

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Agreed, the best outcome would be for Clint to really step in and prevent a future more fucked than what it already would be for the lil boglim baby, if it were to ever happen.

I do wonder how Josh would react to raising a child, the defiance disorder and his inability to stay off the Internet ie. people telling him to do this or that in reference to raising the kid.

Better change that diaper boi

Clint will never, ever get involved unless something is a direct, apparent threat to his boglim. He's by far the most passive, uninvolved father of a special needs child I've ever seen. At least Bob sometimes laid down the law with Chris.

 

[Meatslide]

Clint will never, ever get involved unless something is a direct, apparent threat to his boglim. He's by far the most passive, uninvolved father of a special needs child I've ever seen. At least Bob sometimes laid down the law with Chris.

That is true but I would hope he would have the ability to see Josh could get in really hot water in regard to potential child abuse, especially with NAL involved. The way Clint carries out his duty as a parent is gross, forever to place the shield whenever he needs to look like dad of the year.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That is true but I would hope he would have the ability to see Josh could get in really hot water in regard to potential child abuse, especially with NAL involved. The way Clint carries out his duty as a parent is gross, forever to place the shield whenever he needs to look like dad of the year.

Clint is the most naive man in Wyoming and I'm not sure where he gets it from. Maybe it's his white upper middle class background but he's always seemed blissfully unaware of the danger Cobra's in. Pointed this out earlier but he didn't seem too bothered when the local vagrants took advantage of Jord's kindness and stayed at his place, not to mention the junkies he used to hang out with like the late Homeboy Scotty or Scrapper Steve.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Realistically one of their relatives would end up raising the baby. Josh couldn’t keep a lizard alive. NAL has a cat so she has one up on him, but she isn’t exactly stable. Sadly many babies are born to unfit parents. If NAL lives in a state with lots of resources she will get housing/food/money for the baby. That alone may be incentive to her to have a child.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Realistically one of their relatives would end up raising the baby. Josh couldn’t keep a lizard alive. NAL has a cat so she has one up on him, but she isn’t exactly stable. Sadly many babies are born to unfit parents. If NAL lives in a state with lots of resources she will get housing/food/money for the baby. That alone may be incentive to her to have a child.

She's from Virginia and they probably have better programs than Wyoming does.

 

[Cound Trakula]

Actually hold on, I want to ask, what would happen in a case like this where the parents are split across states and they had something occur meaning a kid couldn't be with either one? Would it go to the state where NAL lives? Or to the grandparent (Clint) in a state the mother doesn't live? It'd be an absolute fuckshow wouldn't it?

It entirely depends on the state the kid was born in, since it would be up to that state's department of social services to decide which home would be best for the child. I don't think it matters what state the custodial adult lives in, as long as their home and work/life schedule meets the standards set by either their state's or the child's state's DSS.

If NAL or Cobes were unable to take care of their kid, DSS would look at any adult family members tangentially involved in the child's life. I don't know anything about NAL's parents other than they're probably older than the hills, so they might not be the best candidates. Depending on Clint's work/life schedule, he could be an acceptable candidate, but he could also refuse to raise yet another boglim. If there's no other adults in the child's life that could raise them, they become a ward of the state and go into the system.

Depending on which family adopts Boglim Jr., and what sort of genetics this kid might inherit, it could be an aboslute fuckshow indeed. This is how Amberlynn Reid came about after all.

 

[Cougar Pump]

As for whoever said Josh would kind of "deadbeat dad" this. I VERY highly doubt it, people forget that Joshies laziness and inertness are only matched by his overwhelming ego and "need" to prove the trolls wrong. He knows outright the trolls (and fans, let's be real) would turn on him if he abandoned the kid so he'd want to (even if it was bullshit) show he's a good dad.

Didn't work out so well for Puff. If you can't look after a pet, what are the odds you can properly care for a child?

 

['Ole Dente]

More than likely, the baby will come out normal and have a relatively normal life....after child services removes him from the home.

 

[Nāgārjuna]

https://k2radio.com/being-goth-in-the-cowboy-state/

Looks like Josh isn't the only goth in town, shoutout to K2 Radio

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Agreed, the best outcome would be for Clint to really step in and prevent a future more fucked than what it already would be for the lil boglim baby, if it were to ever happen.

I do wonder how Josh would react to raising a child, the defiance disorder and his inability to stay off the Internet ie. people telling him to do this or that in reference to raising the kid.

Better change that diaper boi

When Josh worked at Wendys, back when he had more brain cells than he has now, he wasn't capable of taking peoples orders on their registers. He literally isn't bright enough to take orders without messing them up, which is why he was entirely working in the lobby.

If you can't work a register at a Wendys (and can't look after a lizard), you are utterly incapable of looking after a newborn.

Where would it end up? I doubt it would end up with Clint. I think that would be the end of his marriage and he's already raised one boglim.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Some dark twist of fate will bring a pregnant NAL or her cursed progeny in contact with whoever is currently host to the Chris Chan demon (Rekeita, I think) and the end times/merge will finally commence.

Kid is gonna come out of the womb like Alia from Dune, fully-formed and with weird preternatural knowledge of how to cook meth and make toilet wine.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Realistically one of their relatives would end up raising the baby. Josh couldn’t keep a lizard alive. NAL has a cat so she has one up on him, but she isn’t exactly stable. Sadly many babies are born to unfit parents. If NAL lives in a state with lots of resources she will get housing/food/money for the baby. That alone may be incentive to her to have a child.

If anything the state will raise the child however NAL is a fucking lying psychopath so if this bitch says she's pregnant, she's probably lying. This woman has stated many times she wants to be famous, so of course she slept with a popular lolcow and claim your going to have his baby. Look how she was controlling his chat when she was there. She wishes people wanted to watch her vulgar ass. This will go on for as long as she gets attention which means knowing Cobe's trollz that is forever...

 

[Deez Nuts]

If anything the state will raise the child however NAL is a fucking lying psychopath so if this bitch says she's pregnant, she's probably lying. This woman has stated many times she wants to be famous, so of course she slept with a popular lolcow and claim your going to have his baby. Look how she was controlling his chat when she was there. She wishes people wanted to watch her vulgar ass. This will go on for as long as she gets attention which means knowing Cobe's trollz that is forever...

Ironically if the reddit trolls were not involved Josh would ditch her. He looked so over it when he was trapped with her for 8 days. I truly think he is “dating” her just to own the “trolls”.