Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Gotta feeling this one's gonna be an all-timer. Mother of god

 

[Dick Pooman]

A king on his throne

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Oh jesus she has roses

 

[popnloch ness monster]

weekend at cobra's

 

[R00k]

On the bright side, it looks like his entertainment center finally got dusted.

 

[Your Landlord]

That Valentines day mead must have hit him pretty hard.

You can smelll the alkhahol t00bz.

 

[Ran-chan]

NAL is way more tolerable when you can barely hear her

 

[Slim Boglim]

Oh great chat is already freaking out spamming to call for a welfare check and claiming she drugged him or some shit. So fucking annoying. Him being passed out drunk looking like gg Allin is already funny enough why the fuck to people have to exaggerate to some stupid degree is beyond me

Edit: they called the fucking fire department cause a retard was taking a nap. I’ sure they have nothing better to do.

Edit2: now they’re all convinced it was a drug deal. of course drug dealers are known for knocking loudly and saying “fire department” when they show up

 

[The Blue Morpho]

She scheduled the stream in secret, got Josh really drunk, waited for him to pass out cold and then went live. She's going to nuke his channel.

Bros . . . I'm scared

 

[007Eleven]

King Cobra, wake up. King Cobra, wake up.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“I didn’t kiss him while he was sleeping”. She literally did. Either she’s a pathological liar or she’s just dumb

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Shelley Duvall with GG Allin's corpse.

 

[bigasscigar]

weekend at cobra's

hes going to be nothing more than a marionette so methica can keep racking in those free door dash sauce sandwiches

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Shelley Duvall with GG Allin's corpse.

Lol she’s crossed eyes. Lmao

 

[Your Landlord]

On the bright side, it looks like his entertainment center finally got dusted.

It's almost a shame to see it happen at this point.

 

[Law]

They just went live, looks like cobes is passed out and methica started up the stream.View attachment 5722789

O spartan dog!
The time, the place, the torture:
O, enforce it!
Myself will straight aboard: and to the state
This heavy act with heavy heart relate!

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Cobra is developing new anti-weening techniques like blocking the cam during wellness checks, impressive.

 

[BlastMonk]

knock on the door woke up Joshy and then the ogress covered the camera, ffs

 

[Giant Machine]

Knock knock... wakes josh up. Then the cunt put paper over the cam and muted the stream. Fuckin hell

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How long until cobra is dead and she use his body like it’s weekend at Bernie’s?