Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Coobra shouldn't stream today and just let these retards stir themselves up

Well there we have it. Cunt hasn't picked up Josh from daycare yet. Must be a traffic accident on the freeway.

 

[Xenomorph]

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are these idiot assholes really lighting up Cobes's phone because he ain't streaming?

sadly yes...I thought he was taking his lady love out for dinner?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Better not schedule a stream hours before you intend to appear BOY

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'm trying to imagine what a romantic dinner would be for Cobra

 

[BallBuster II]

I just want to mention that Cobes has had a solid 600-1000 viewer base for the last 6 hours and he’s not even live. DSP barely maintains 400 on a really good day.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Coobra shouldn't stream today and just let these retards stir themselves up

>justified instance
“Hello 911 what’s your emergency?”
“A YouTuber scheduled a live stream… and then didn’t go live!!!”

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I just want to mention that Cobes has had a solid 600-1000 viewer base for the last 6 hours and he’s not even live. DSP barely maintains 400 on a really good day.

Can DSP niggas not bring up DSP every 5 minutes?

 

[TheTourist]

I just want to mention that Cobes has had a solid 600-1000 viewer base for the last 6 hours and he’s not even live. DSP barely maintains 400 on a really good day.

cobes rizz. He doesn't just shovel up what the audience asks for, he's a wild man, doing his own thing. DSP wouldn't understand.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I just want to mention that Cobes has had a solid 600-1000 viewer base for the last 6 hours and he’s not even live. DSP barely maintains 400 on a really good day.

Cobra scoring W's without even trying because he truly does own his trolls' sad pathetic lives. Trust and believe, TWU

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

They just went live, looks like cobes is passed out and methica started up the stream.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

I’m worried he’s dead.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s live and passed out while NAF is touching his body

 

[sharp lint]

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Lmao. God dam this is the best saga ever

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

She's gonna kill Cobes' channel while he's unconscious.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Well, I’m sure there’s going to be a wellness check coming soon. Can’t believe she’s kissed him while he’s out of it.

 

[R00k]

That Valentines day mead must have hit him pretty hard.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobra Zonk-Maxxing while she checks his pulse

 

[bigasscigar]

We're not going to witness one of those reverse rapes....are we?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

We're not going to witness one of those reverse rapes....are we?

She was kissing him while he’s out of it

 

[Frog Man]

well its scheduled for 1:30 and its only 12:48 PM in casper as of right now.

idk if anyone has mentioned this but hes probably extremly sleep deprived. cobes has been living on his own for years and now out of nowhere this demon shows up and is probably keeping him awake all night and being an absolute menance. not to mention his own looming thougts of regret keeping him from falling asleep. its why he mentioned trying to take a nap while jessica was streaming the other day. she was finally preoccupied with something other then him and he could get some rest. its very possible he started the stream and then just fell asleep

YOU FUCKING CALLED IT. I'm watching the stream and he's passed out cold in the chair.