Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hennimore said:
It's a valid concern. She definitely has ulterior motives. That was confirmed for me the minute her eyes got wide when she saw how many people were watching Josh's stream and how much he was raking in donation wise. She has been floating out subtle remarks about her moving in. "I'm not moving in....yet."

My ultimate wish is that for some reason Cool Taste get's involved and sets that bitch straight. You know Cool Taste would roast her fucking ass and wouldn't put up with her bullshit.

Also watching all these pathetic zoomer a logs piss their pants because Jord hasn't gone live yet, threatening wellness checks, is fucking pathetic. God damn the Cobra community could be the one case where gate keeping would have done some good. It's insane how angry they all are.
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The gates should have been slammed shut in 2020 and the sub privated. Honestly it’s every YouTube grifter that’s to blame, they did their best to maximize their reach (and profit) by expanding their audience, welcoming in newcomers in droves and then mods on the sub basically going totally inactive and letting the community shit where it eats and making no effort to manage community sentiment and misinformation preferring to take a hands off approach and let it spiral completely out of control and here we are.

YouTube essayists, podcasters, recapers all got greedy seeing how big their audience was getting and how many donos they’d get on their seasonal live streams and wanted to keep it rolling and bring in as many people as possible and now we have a community of lunatics calling the police any time he’s live, trying to swat him, and organizing constant attempts to get his entire channel and all the hundreds of hours of content on it deleted. Congradufuckinglations you greedy fucks, you played yourself.

If Cobes channel is deleted we’ll lose a huge chunk of internet history and all his videos. Even if he makes a new channel, even if it’s archived it’s still gone. And they’ll continually report his new channels or any other avenue he has to stream until he can’t anymore and then guess what? The cobraverse is done. All cause these fuckfaces wanted to welcome in anybody and everybody with no care to who it is or how they behave so that they can get their ad revenue and “Bigretard donated $34: wow seizure what a great podcast!” donos on new years
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Checking back on this thread and her still being there, feels like leaving a gross after party because things are getting sketch, and then walking past the house like 5 days later and it's still happening and no one has slept and they are doing really weird evil shit to each other as a side effect from the speed, and you pray the police get called before some portal of evil gets opened.
It's some legitimately spiritually bad stuff.

Very uncomfy to witness from another continent.
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How do you think we feel watching it from this one?
 
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I thought I’d check this place out because the subreddit has gotten even more insufferable… and WTH, it seems like this is actually the place where the cool cobras are at. I didn’t think there was any rational and reasonable people watching him left.

The subreddit has been circling the drain for a couple of years now but all this NaL business has made things so much worse.

I think this (attached) might actually be the final nail in the coffin for me and my time on there. Nothing left but regards and assholes who don’t know what they are talking about.
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007Eleven said:
My guess is she scheduled a stream for Cobes knowing he wasn't going on just to "own the trolls"
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He probably scheduled it himself and then forgot about it. Perhaps Clint took them out or something; cobes has been making some decent money lately.
Adding to that is the fact that cobes is obviously exhausted. Maybe the boy finally managed to get some rest.
 
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I hate how everything is constantly exaggerated to extremes. He scheduled live and didn’t show up, he’s done this countless times. It’s because he’s a regard and forgot or changed his mind or got distracted by chaturbate. It’s not a fucking murder conspiracy Jesus Christ

Edit: it’d be funnier if they’re sitting there thinking they’re live watching themselves on cam and reading chat but too regards to realize they aren’t broadcasting
 
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Bogliacci said:
Imagine being Clint and hearing that, and the weakness in Josh's replies. I'd be fuming if I heard some goblin trying to take advantage of MY BOY like that. Here's hoping Cobes gets rid of her himself or there's a Clintervention
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Clint will pro ably have to raise the child since Cobes is too retarded and Methica will just neglect it or abuse it. He'll have to spend all his money on the hellspawn.
 

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