Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I want them to see how mature Josh has been since Methica's debut.
This is the most surprising thing out of all of this. Josh has been surprisingly ... mature. He controlled his chimp outs, and even had the presence of mind to separate himself and hide in his room when she wanted to stream obviously against his wishes. He did this while blind drunk, he didn't even chimp out when the doordashing and the cops started arriving. This must make his alogs seethe, I would kill to see a log dump from their discords. It's probably filled with golden content to laugh at.
 
The scheduled time displayed to you by youtube is adjusted to your timezone. Like all of his "scheduled streams", the scheduled time is the same time he created the "upcoming stream". He just doesn't understand the scheduled stream function.
This. Never trust the scheduled time on a Jord stream. I guarantee that he doesn't even know how he sets it or what it even means.

I don't think I've ever seen him actually start a stream at the scheduled time.
 
This is the most surprising thing out of all of this. Josh has been surprisingly ... mature. He controlled his chimp outs, and even had the presence of mind to separate himself and hide in his room when she wanted to stream obviously against his wishes. He did this while blind drunk, he didn't even chimp out when the doordashing and the cops started arriving. This must make his alogs seethe, I would kill to see a log dump from their discords. It's probably filled with golden content to laugh at.
She's turning his life around!
 
This is the most surprising thing out of all of this. Josh has been surprisingly ... mature. He controlled his chimp outs, and even had the presence of mind to separate himself and hide in his room when she wanted to stream obviously against his wishes. He did this while blind drunk, he didn't even chimp out when the doordashing and the cops started arriving. This must make his alogs seethe, I would kill to see a log dump from their discords. It's probably filled with golden content to laugh at.
Before The_Boglim Discord got nuked it was filled with people saying how they were happy Jessica is making him uncomfortable as well as talk about SWATing him and calling in wellness checks. Apparently they have a new Discord up but I don't have a Reddit account (nor do I care enough to make one) to see what they're saying anymore. I'm in a couple of other Cobra Discords like LeninLimes but those tend to be a log free and just have people who enjoy seeing what the boy gets up to.

If you ever want to know what the Cobra a logs are thinking just check out r/The_Boglim That's where most of them hang out, they love posting their adventures in texting and harassing Josh there.
 
Every time I see some Reddit queer rag on Clunt I want them to see how mature Josh has been since Methica's debut. He has been downright mature, calm and incredibly rational with her. He looks and sounds so much different than he usually is. That is all Papa Nips' influence and guidance coming through.
Without Clunt's intervention early on in Jords life he would act like Methica all the time.
Stop saying it's Clints fault if anything if Jorp stayed with his Mother this is how he would be acting all the time. Give the man some credit here, it's not easy and I don't even know personally but seeing how bad they can be without guidance, routine and consequence there is no doubt Clunt had a positive influence on Jord. This is what a role model can do, and certainly Josh is very proud of his Dad and loves him.
Thing is people see Cobes “internet persona persaad” and think that’s a realistic reflection of how he acts. It’s safe to say Cobes off cam is wildly different than the Cobes we get on cam. He’s putting on a show and always has been. Look at this dramatic monologuing in his drinking beach schnapps video it’s practically retarded Shakespeare. Now that he has to deal with NaL’s bizarre antics he seems sane by comparison because he can’t be “in character” if he wants to deal with her. That isn’t to say he’s not a retarded lolcow and that it’s ALL an act because no, he legitimately is one of the dumbest people on the planet. It’s just that he makes up stories and acts in a way he thinks will make people perceive him how he wants all while it being incredibly misguided and retarded.
 
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"Once I get a girlfriend man my life's gonna be totally different."
This is a certified not just chillin moment.
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Thing is people see Cobes “internet persona persaad” and think that’s a realistic reflection of how he acts. It’s safe to say Cobes off cam is wildly different than the Cobes we get on cam. He’s putting on a show and always has been. Look at this dramatic monologuing in his drinking beach schnapps video it’s practically retarded Shakespeare. Now that he has to deal with NaL’s bizarre antics he seems sane by comparison because he can’t be “in character” if he wants to deal with her. That isn’t to say he’s not a retarded lolcow and that it’s ALL an act because no, he legitimately is one of the dumbest people on the planet. It’s just that he makes up stories and acts in a way he thinks will make people perceive him how he wants all while it being incredibly misguided and retarded.
Josh has always, even back in the green basement days, gone to great lengths to project a certain persona and over the years that persona has shifted in different directions. Josh is really dumb but he does ham it up for the camera. Josh is giving his "fans" what he thinks they want. In his mind people look up to him as a free wheeling rockstar type so that's what he pretends to be but in reality Josh is an incredibly shy guy who is unsure of himself and his place in the world, we see this whenever he has to interact with another human. He is also a guy who cares deeply about people, sometimes total strangers, shown by the fact that he has always let people down on their luck mooch off him because he feels sorry for their situation.

The narrative that Reddit has about him as being a self-absorbed person with sicko/evil intentions is a complete fabrication although I do believe he represses and deals with some pretty dark thoughts at times but then again who doesn't? We all have those from time to time, the difference is that we don't broadcast our lives for all to see so those moments are inconsequential and brush away almost as quickly as they appear. I miss when 99% of the viewers saw Cobra as a goofy kid that acted like he understood the world but really didn't, the people who try to paint him as some evil figure that needs to be punished should fuck off back to wherever they came from. They've sapped most of the joy both out of viewing Cobra and Cobra himself. They've turned him into a bitter person.
 
Are ww sure this bitch isn't some crack whore he found on the street?
This is the most surprising thing out of all of this. Josh has been surprisingly ... mature. He controlled his chimp outs, and even had the presence of mind to separate himself and hide in his room when she wanted to stream obviously against his wishes. He did this while blind drunk, he didn't even chimp out when the doordashing and the cops started arriving. This must make his alogs seethe, I would kill to see a log dump from their discords. It's probably filled with golden content to laugh at.
Maybe everything he needed was pussy
 
I know I said thanks to everyone for giving updates since I can't stomach watching the streams. You're really making it hard for me to not check in on a stream though when he goes live. You're selling it my dude lol.
I've been fascinated with this entire saga but my god is Jessica hard to listen to for more than couple of minutes at a time let alone 3 to 4 hours. My god can that bitch YAP.
 
I’ve been keeping an eye on this for the past hour and a half and I definitely think Jessica has sabotaged his channel.

A) He has a timed stream.
B) The chat is subs-only mode.
C) I’m not subbed to him but I’m seeing people say slow mode is off?
D) That does not look like a Cobes title.

This is not like him.

EDIT: Also it’s age restricted.
 
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Plus she flashed her bush on her last stream.

I've been fascinated with this entire saga but my god is Jessica hard to listen to for more than couple of minutes at a time let alone 3 to 4 hours. My god can that bitch YAP.
Didn't realize you quoted my reply. I deleted it because I felt it was stupid and I wanted to edit it and I'm on mobile and I kept fucking my edit up. So if you notice my posts gone thats why. I'm actually very worried for Josh because I have this bad feeling she's going to say she's missed her period when she's home and use her channel being deleted as a way to get and extort him.
 
Didn't realize you quoted my reply. I deleted it because I felt it was stupid and I wanted to edit it and I'm on mobile and I kept fucking my edit up. So if you notice my posts gone thats why. I'm actually very worried for Josh because I have this bad feeling she's going to say she's missed her period when she's home and use her channel being deleted as a way to get and extort him.
It's a valid concern. She definitely has ulterior motives. That was confirmed for me the minute her eyes got wide when she saw how many people were watching Josh's stream and how much he was raking in donation wise. She has been floating out subtle remarks about her moving in. "I'm not moving in....yet."

My ultimate wish is that for some reason Cool Taste get's involved and sets that bitch straight. You know Cool Taste would roast her fucking ass and wouldn't put up with her bullshit.

Also watching all these pathetic zoomer a logs piss their pants because Jord hasn't gone live yet, threatening wellness checks, is fucking pathetic. God damn the Cobra community could be the one case where gate keeping would have done some good. It's insane how angry they all are.
 
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I've been fascinated with this entire saga but my god is Jessica hard to listen to for more than couple of minutes at a time let alone 3 to 4 hours. My god can that bitch YAP.
Can you imagine if she and Warlord were in the room at the same time? Both of them are intolerable individually, but I'd like to see a debate between the two with Cobes as moderator.
 
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